Hoseok: Hey, Yoongi hyung, what do you want for your birthday?

Yoongi: Hm… …

Hoseok: There isn’t anything you want? Really?

Yoongi: I just told you. . As in to be ed. As in a good

Hoseok: ...You… want to… be ed?

Yoongi: Yes. That’s what I want you to give me a good for my birthday

Hoseok: ...how… exactly would I...give you that? I don’t… uh… That’s a bit…

Yoongi: ……. I’m joking.

Hoseok: /breathes out relieved/ Oh, thank god. I was a bit worried for a second that you were serious

Yoongi: /sighs/ you’re an idiot—