Taehyung: you know, i was scrolling through the internet yesterday and I came across something weird..

Seokjin's thoughts: oh please let it not be

Taehyung: I kept seeing posts talking about the 'gay agenda' and I couldn't help but wonder what it was

Seokjin: /sighs in relief/ oh thank goodness that's all you found... /sips on his coffee

Jimin: The gay agenda... it's simple, you wake up, drink coffee, and go about your day being fabulously yourself not giving a about anyone's opinion

Taehyung: Oh... but I don't like coffee...

Jimin: You can replace that with whatever you prefer. The gay agenda doesn't discriminate

Taehyung: oh~ good~ in that case, I even came across a whole tumblr site about tentacle

Seokjin: /chokes on his coffee