Taehyung: /watches Jimin blowing a dandelion/ you know… I just thought of something

Jimin: What?

Taehyung: Blowing on a dandelion is basically you helping a weed e

Jimin: /eyes widen as he chokes/ w-what? I… just… oh my god /has a mental breakdown

Namjoon: I think it’s more like firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a t-shirt cannon

Jimin: /chokes again/ thAT DOESN’T MAKE IT ANY BETTER