Taehyung: /sighs/ I'm so tired of fake friends...we've gotten a lot of them lately, haven't we? 
Yoongi: /shrugs/ and? 
Taehyung: it's 2018. Why can't we delete friends in real life?
Yoongi: you can
Taehyung: /lights up/ really? How?
Yoongi: /looks Taehyung dead in the eye/ murder them
Taehyung: /eyes widen/ w-what? But that's... mean...
Yoongi: that's the only way to delete friends in real life, Tae. The streets of Daegu taught me that
Taehyung: /chokes/ what?