Seokjin: /picks up a big box that got delivered to their dorm/ .... yah, Taehyung-ah, you got a package.... again
Taehyung: /perks up/ really?! Yay! It's here! /runs over and yanks the box away and bolts to his room/
Seokjin: ....what? /looks at Yoongi who shrugs/ .... /walks to Tae's room/ Tae- /eyes widen as he looks around his room/ what the hell did you do to your room? 
Taehyung: /blinks and looks around at the walls that were almost nearly covered in Shinobu posters as he pulls the body pillow with Shinobu on it out of the box/ what do you mean? 
Seokjin: ....uh /carefully pushes Yeontan out of Tae's room/ do... you need help?
Taehyung: help? Oh yeah, I have figures to build /pulls out boxes
Seokjin: .....that's not what I mean.... what's going on? 
Taehyung: oh~ you mean why Shinobu is all over the place? 
Seokjin: ....uh.... right...
Taehyung: She's my waifu~ 
Seokjin: your what? 
Taehyung: my waifu~ I love her~ she's my soulmate~
Seokjin: ...
Jungkook: hey, Tae-- /walks up behind Seokjin and looks around Tae's room/ ... /looks at Tae who is hugging the body pillow happily/ bro, when was the last time you got laid? 
Taehyung: who needs to get laid when you have Shinobu?
Jungkook: .....
Seokjin: .....


 

This is Shinobu from the Monogatari series: