Taehyung: /in his room on his computer
Seokjin: /tries the doorknob to fund it locked/ Yah, Taehyung-ah. Why is this locked? Open the door
Taehyung: ....go away
Seokjin: Why? What are you doing in there?
Taehyung: /watching cute animal compilation videos; panics a little/ .....uh..... watching . So... go away. Leave me alone....
Seokjin: YOU'RE WATCHING WHAT? OPEN THE DOOR. WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK ABOUT THIS
Taehyung: LEAVE ME TO MY WAIFU P0RN /stares at his computer screen which shows a baby turtle walking around a house with a balloon attached to it
Seokjin: I SWEAR IF I HAVE TO WASH ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SOCKS WITH YOUR NASTY BODILY FLUID IN IT AGAIN--
Taehyung: .... IM WATCHING ANIMAL VIDEOS. LEAVE ME ALONE
Seokjin: ......WHY DID YOU SAY YOU WERE WATCHING IF THAT'S ALL YOU'RE WATCHING? 
Taehyung: I DON'T KNOW. I PANICKED....SO.... GO AWAY