Jimin: /pouts as he looks at himself in the practice room mirror/ 
Taehyung: what's wrong?
Jimin: the mean voice in my head is at it again... /looks at taehyung/ should I go on a diet again? And workout more? Am I fat?
Taehyung: no, you're fine. You're perfect
Jimin: but... the mean voice in my head doesn't think so...
Jungkook: /who overheard the convo/ tell the mean voice it can shove it. It's pathetic. Its done nothing in its life than be mean to you. Tell it to get a hobby. You don't need it anymore
Jimin: /stares at Jungkook in shock/ 
Taehyung: what he said
Jimin: /laughs/ sure. I'll do that
Jungkook: good /thumbs up/ now, remember, you're a y motherer. You have millions of fans drooling over you. Of all genders
Jimin: you really think I'm y? /smirks and looks at himself in the mirror again/ you're right
Taehyung: aaaand he's back...