(okay, so this doesn't have a lot of inspiration from this meme, but is lowkey inspired by it while also fueled by my undying need to trash on Fifty Shades of Grey even after all these years lmao there are very few things I can never let go of. Number one being the absolute trash that was The Last Airbender movie. Number two being the absolute trash that was the Percy Jackson movies. Number three being how terrible and toxic Fifty Shades was. But that's just my opinion. Anyone who likes it, I'm glad there was a demographic for it honestly, but I was not one of those people. So, enjoy.)

Taehyung: /reading Fifty Shades of Grey because Jimin told him to and accidentally sees the start of yet another scene on the very next page/ wait...another scene? What the heck? This is all wrong... /puts down the book and has a mini mental breakdown

Jimin: what do you mean? This is a masterpiece

Jungkook: ...we have very different definitions of masterpiece... but alright...

Jimin: Just because your definition of masterpiece is Overwatch

Jungkook: Overwatch is absolute perfection and I will not stand for someone who thinks Fifty Shades is better

Jimin: /rolls his eyes/ whatever. Okay, Tae, so what were you saying?

Taehyung: /stares at the book on the table/ Didn't he say he wasn't going to do anything to her unless she signed the contract?

Jimin: Yeah, and?

Taehyung: She didn't sign the contract

Jimin: Yeah, but... I mean, that's... wait... no, she signed it... right?

Taehyung: /shakes his head/ and technically... he didn't wait for her consent to do anything so... I mean, she doesn't say no, but... she doesn't say yes either and consent isn't consent unless there is a 'yes' being said and heard

Jimin: ......

Jungkook: /chuckles and sips his banana milk

Taehyung: and you like this? This relationship is so toxic...

Jimin: not anymore. Burn it. Jungkook's right. Overwatch is perfection

Jungkook: Told you