Jimin: Namjoon hyung!! /panics as he runs over to the older/ hyung!! There’s a problem!

Namjoon: What? /starts to panic as well/ What’s wrong? Did something happen?

Jimin: /fakes a sob and holds up his phone/ There aren’t any good fanfictions about me and you. All I ask for is a quality, ty fanfiction with me and you as the main but I can’t find any!! Everyone keeps making me and Yoongi hyung /pouts/ I don’t like it….

Namjoon: /is slightly horrified but intrigued at the same time/ what, you don’t ship YoonMin?

Jimin: Are you kidding? MinJoon is superior

Namjoon: ….right…. Uh… well, if you can’t find one… how about you write one yourself? You could make it with everything you ever wanted in it

Jimin: /pauses as he thinks about it for a moment/ Ah! You’re right! I will then /grins cheekily/ Thanks, hyung!