Seokjin: /sees caution tape taped to the wall by the kitchen/ ...what? /goes over and sees ketchup spilled all over the counter and Taehyung standing by said counter/ the are you doing?

Taehyung: Shhhhh. It’s a crime scene

Seokjin: Wha-

Taehyung: /swipes a glob of ketchup off of the counter and rubs his fingers together/ blood /gasps

Seokjin: That’s literally ketchup and I’m gonna beat you with the broom if you don’t clean it up right now