Of Large Hands, Foreheads and Egos

Our House [One-Shot/Drabble Collection]

Misook drags herself down the stairs, a hand gripping the railing to steady her wobbly steps as the other rubs away the sleep. She stops at the base of the stairs and attempts to remove her eye boogies and smears them on her jeans she wore yesterday (or was it the day before?). She then attempts to smooth out her long natural wavy dark hair from its birds nest form but fails miserably and really, she couldn’t care less.

The sound of silverware greets the oldest and she smiles with her eyes close. It's a sure sign that Kyungri is in the kitchen and she could really use the younger’s homemade coffee right now and maybe breakfast–is it the morning? Either or, food in her system sounds pleasing.

Misook tries to sniff the air for a scent but she frowns at the lack of the sweet smell of food and the heavenly aroma of coffee. She pries her eyes open to find a clear path towards the kitchen to only close them and begin walking towards the room.

The closer she gets the clearer the sounds of the kitchen becomes. She pops her eyes open at the loud sound of someone crunching on cereal and is welcomed by Kris sloppily chewing her cereal.

Misook watches with a look of pure disgust at the first tenant’s lack of table manners. Her eyes follows a drip of milk running down Kris’ chin and drops to an exposed thigh and this causes Misook to sigh profoundly.

“Really?” Misook bluntly questions the latter who finally seems to notice Misook and gives birth to a small hand movement Misook thinks is a wave. Kris then goes back to slowly eating the cereal with eyes close.

Misook will forever be baffled on the confidence that Kris bares in herself and her body. She recalls the third day she moved in and walked out of her room to only jolt back in at Kris walking in nothing but a towel around her hair. Misook also remembers Junhee scolding the tallest to not scare her leasers and to cover up because she, quote unquote, “isn’t a dude”.

Least to say finding Kris, right now, in nothing but a bra and mismatching underwear isn’t surprising. In fact, finding Kris in clothes at home is the rarest thing.

“How wha the 'itin’ go?” Kris speaks with a mouth full of cereal and Misook really wants to slap the girl. But she only sighs and takes a seat across Kris and replies:

“It I don’t get a passing score, I’m telling the school he has ually harassed me.”

Kris pauses and raises a brow. “Has he?”

“No.”

“Cool.” The blonde nods with a stupid grin and resumes eating the soggy cereal.

Misook scrunches her face at the lack of crunch she once heard and beckons Kris to lean towards her. The younger obeys with her spoon still in . Misook then gives a sweet smile and brings her hand up to Kris’ cheek and playfully pushes the blonde’s face away from her.

Kris leans back with a growing grin, slowly turning to face Misook. Kris then takes out the spoon from , places it in the bowl and rubs her chin. Kris’ eyes glint in amusement, “So it’s like that, huh?”

Misook rolls her eyes. “Kris–” she’s cut short by Kris’ quick slap on her cheek. drops and her brows meet.

Kris shrugs innocently with a grin playing on her lips. “To slo–” Misook strikes back and may or may not have made Kris bite her tongue mid-sentence.

The two pause, watching and waiting for the other to make a move.

Kris raises to her feet first, Misook a second later to only plop back on her chair from the shove Kris and her massive hand gives her forehead.

“Hey!” Misook exclaims and quickly rises to her feet to shove Kris’ shoulders.

The two begin a not-so-playful shoving match over the table, throwing fruitless insults about big hands and huge foreheads, to only be interrupted by the owner of the housing.

Kim Junhee enters the joint kitchen slash dining room with her hands clapping to silence the bickering.

“Ladies, ladies, what’s going on here?” Junhee asks with her hands on her hips like Wonder Woman. “And Kris! What have I told you about walking around in your underwear?” The dark haired woman directs her attention toward the tall blonde.

Kris scoffs as she gestures to her body. “It’s practically a bikini, Junnie.”

“Kris.” The expression on Junhee’s face is the perfect mix of every disappointment known to man and it cracks Kris.

“Fine. Fine!” Kris throws her hands up and walks out of the joint room whilst muttering, “I’ll go wear the proper attire, your Highness.”

“She only listens to you…” Misook mumbles her thought out loud and freezes when Junhee’s expression is now directed at her.

She may be the oldest in the household as of yet, but Junhee is the owner and therefore anything she says is the law under this roof.


A/N:
title still a work-in-progress lol
fun fact #1: this one-shot takes place before everyone else not mentioned moved in (so they only know each other for a month or so).
fun fact #2: the idea for this one-shot was from my mom xD
nonetheless, thanks for dropping by and reading! see you next Monday!
(a quick - but HUGE - thank you to those that have subscribed!! <3)


EDIT: okay i understand why s*xually was deleted but like why "he r mo uth" ???
EDIT PT 2: tenses are hard.

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MissMinew
#1
Chapter 32: Poor Kris, lmao. <3 I didn't think Junghae would be such a scaredy cat but it's cute. It's ok, Junghae, Lu will protect you. And sure, if Kyungri and Yixin don't up by telling scary stories on Halloween, something's wrong. <3

Also, you should just take however long it takes you and if that's forever, that's also ok. I love you for writing this far and there's no reason to feel guilty. Motivation comes and goes and nothing wrong with that. <3
ChiaToma
#2
Chapter 32: Aww i know that feeling and sometimes its best to leave it well enough alone until you get your motivation back
Though this one was great and seriously these girls are idiots
I hope Kris really gives them a hard time for hitting her with her own bat
I know i would
ChiaToma
#3
Chapter 31: Eww just what the hell
That's horrific indeed and just even more eww
Jeeze
Seyung your would be mine if you did that to me
So so gross
But funny
Looking forward to more
MissMinew
#4
Chapter 31: the ending of seyun’s period drama! and oh my god is it childish as hell lmao
seriously though, that is beyond childish and i wish i could see the fun in pranks but i generally cant (im just a party pooper like that in general tho so it’s nothing on you) uwu
i honestly feel like misook is me, so relatable. her squabble with kris is beyond understandable lol. jungin is ridiculously sweet to film all this. junghae’s reaction surprises me a little uwu idk, i just thought she would’ve thrown it back at seyun like “disgusting” *sticking her nose in the air like she isn’t affected* and then she’d take a loooooooooong shower afterwards.

by god do i understand chanyoung’s reaction tho, fish sauce and vomit? yikes ;;

(is fish sauce yellow?? i always assumed it was a light brown >.< otherwise the origin of the lemonade is beyond questionable uwu)

love you! you’re the best <3
MissMinew
#5
*regarding your authors thoughts*
post them as new uwu or at least make it clear that the old chapter has been updated uwu i want to be able to read the new chapters ~
ChiaToma
#6
Chapter 30: Oh Kris
So whipped.
Squeee
My ship sails
If they would just stop being idiots and get together
Though what creative project where Minxing up to? It sounds fun
Looking forward to next Monday...even though it'll be a few days after for me actually reading
MissMinew
#7
Chapter 30: i honestly never ever thought id say this but wow junhee, that was a big jerk move and kris deserved better. i know i dislike kris and all and kris can be a jerk but this?? this is so not ok. this is so so so important to kris, a meeting that could determine her ing career in sports and junhee finds herself worth more???? no.

this is so manipulative and wrong. i do not condone. shame on yixin for being in on this. as if junhee’s blind dates were more important? she could’ve brought any of the girls along but knows she can manipulate kris because kris likes her. that is just so awful. not a good friendship move at all. i feel like scolding her so bad. and yixin too.

they should be grown-ups. this is ... disgusting. misook at least were on kris’ side, thinking it wouldn’t work but she should’ve stopped them before it got out of control like this. ugh.

love the chapter as always. love you as always. just - you told me to be honest and their actions in this chapter is just not ok ;; sorry girls, they’re not.

(also, you really need to tell us more about misook and her art because you hint at it so often and it’s making me ridiculously curious. how talented is she? do the others know? is it something she hides from her or something she displays? curious curious ~ <3 )
ChiaToma
#8
Chapter 29: Aww so cute A chapter
Oh so Kris saw something personal about Min without permission
Interesting and that explains a lot
Why do I think that these girls at the park would just be madness mixed with cuteness and lots of ice cream even though they're supposed to be getting fit lol
MissMinew
#9
Chapter 29: im not saying im in love with your misook but im in love with your misook. uwu she’s so sweet! innocent and cute, kind and intelligent, looking for knowledge and still vulnerable and learning. she never wants her way in a bad way (cough like a certain someone it isn’t only misook who has beef with). and she’s insecure. it’s so adorable. i wonder what she won? ;;
anyway, i love her, hello, thank you for listening to my ted talk about why misook is perfect.

also i know lu agrees so high five lu! besides i really like this chapter from lu’s POV. it makes her soft. i know she says that about misook but honestly, she’s a bit ashamed of her thoughts, she’s shy around misook and she just ... feels so much.

this is an amazing chapter! genuinely uwu (and it’s not just because im xiumin-biased in all forms)
MissMinew
#10
Chapter 28: i kinda laugh-cried when they talking about Kyungri because i can just imagine the window was open because she snuck out and now that kris has closed it, she’s gonna be standing in the cold winter morning when she comes back and she’ll be like “im going to kill whoever snuck into my room my god”. it’s a good vision uwu

also, don’t change the name of junhee’s bunny. there’s a story behind it so it should stay. and don’t feel bad about it! <3

kris and junhee always seems like ... idk, it’s cute when you write it but uwu <3 thank you. sorry this comment TvT