Cups? With Handles?

Our House [One-Shot/Drabble Collection]

Jungin walks into the kitchen at four in the morning to a sight she has only seen once in her time of stay at the share-house:

Kris washing dishes fully clothed.

It astonishes her to a point that her first thought is to quickly run and get Junhee to tell her the good news [that Kris has finally caught on] but then the sound of the rushing water reminds Jungin of her parchedness. So the thought of Junhee is quickly vanquished from her thoughts.

Jungin’s feet pitter-patter against the cool kitchen floor to the fridge, grabs a 16.9 fluid ounce water bottle and downs it in one go. She recaps it and tosses it into the small trash bin and makes her way back to her bed of fluff.

On her way out she gives a quick dubious look at two jam jars filled with soapy water in the sink before finally passing the doorway and up the stairs.

 

“Is someone saving this ounce of pineapple juice left in this jar or can I get rid of it?” Kris pops up from behind the fridge door with the funky looking pineapple jar that literally has barely anything in it.

Luhan looks up from pigging out on a sandwich that Misook made for her. She snorts, chokes and then answers with a mouthful. “Thoughtouch.”

Kris gives a harsh stare at the mayonnaise covered lettuce that splattered on top the counter courtesy of Luhan’s mouth. “It's not yours?” Her eyes never stray.

Luhan shakes her head and resumes consuming her food.

“Then whose is this?” Kris slams the door to the fridge shut with her hip, holding the jar up high.

“Junhee’s,” Kyungri appears from the corner to the family room with a few grocery bags in her hands, “You're free to do anything you want with it since she was going to throw it out.”

“Cool beans.”

 

The horrendous sound of Chanyoung’s blaring alarm almost makes her want to stab her ears, but she rises like the dead from their sleep. Gently, Chanyoung presses the stop button atop the alarm and then makes sure to switch the “on and off” button of the alarm to off. Nothing’s worse than having an alarm you thought you turned off thundering every five minutes.

Chanyoung doesn’t think to change out of her sleepwear since she has nowhere to go in about an hour or three, so she leaps out of her bed [literally] and skips out of her room as if she is on happy drugs.

She stomps down the stairs; her body all hyper but her mind still a bit laggy from the waking. The woman enters the kitchen, halts and blinks.

She stares for a solid three minutes.

“Is there something I can do for you, Chan?” Kris questions with a ghost of a smirk as she wipes tiny cup-like jam jars before setting them down on the dishrack.

Chanyoung shifts her gaze to Kris’ face and frowns because she’s confused. Very, very confused.

A pair of feet are heard from up the stairs and in joins Jungin who also stops next to Chanyoung and stares at Kris in what the oldest could only label as “disbelief”.

All three of them are confused.

Kris doesn’t ask the two again but instead gestures for either of them to speak up with the glass in her hand because it’s starting to get on her nerves that they’re just standing there, openly judging her.

“The… jars. Why did you wash them?” Chanyoung points to the unique once-strawberry-jar that is now spotless and no longer has the paper label on. Jungin nods along.

Kris sets the jar down and gives the two a stare then transfers it to the jar, to them, jar but ultimately back to them. She deadpans, “For glasses. We can use them as cups.”

Jungin is so repulse at the mere idea of using something that once had another [food] product stored in for who-knows-how-long. It's triggering the universal germaphobia in Jungin that she can’t help but gasp and take a step back.

Chanyoung, on the other hand, is a bit bothered by the sound of the new use but curious all the same. So she tries to redeem Jungin’s lack of manners by asking Kris if that was something she normally did where she lived.

Kris nods, brushes off Jungin’s face and cracks a joke about how no one has died from drinking out of jars before.

Jungin makes a sound identical to a kicked puppy.

“Look,” Kris picks two random mismatched jars from the dishrack and then takes out a bottle of water to fill them up. She then grabs both and hands them to the two, “Drink. I promise you won’t die.” Kris directs the last statement to the youngest.

They obey the oldest.

“Oh hey,” Chanyoung smacks her lips, “doesn’t taste any different. I actually feel pretty cool, too.” She laughs and continues to down the glass.

Jungin watches in horror as the water sits in until Kris comes and slams her colossal hand to her back making her swallow a portion of the water. She awaits for pain but nothing comes.

“See?” Kris smiles. She collects Jungin’s jar since she knows the kid isn’t going to drink anymore and brings it to the sink to wash it. “We used jars from jam or other fruit stuff because we were always short on money and, well, jars are cheaper then buying glass cups. Also they’re thicker so.” Kris shrugs.

“This is so smart!” Chanyoung sounds like a kid given a brand new toy, “And handles! I’ve never had a glass with a handle before. This is so cool!” Kris makes quick to capture Chanyoung’s flying hand that holds the handled jar.

“And it won’t make you sick?” Jungin nibbles on her lips.

“It won’t. I promise.”


A / N:
i had a bonus for this but i personally think it kinda ruins the ending?? so i deleted it.
also. i tried a thing with this. it didn't turn out so well so rip that idea lol
i don't actually know if those jars would make someone sick lol i researched but like came up with nothing so. ye.
until next Monday! o/ enjoy reading!

Like this story? Give it an Upvote!
Thank you!
oddlittleromeo
[Our House] halloween special is up. enjoy and see y'all in future updates. SERIES IS PAUSED [191031]

Comments

You must be logged in to comment
MissMinew
#1
Chapter 32: Poor Kris, lmao. <3 I didn't think Junghae would be such a scaredy cat but it's cute. It's ok, Junghae, Lu will protect you. And sure, if Kyungri and Yixin don't up by telling scary stories on Halloween, something's wrong. <3

Also, you should just take however long it takes you and if that's forever, that's also ok. I love you for writing this far and there's no reason to feel guilty. Motivation comes and goes and nothing wrong with that. <3
ChiaToma
#2
Chapter 32: Aww i know that feeling and sometimes its best to leave it well enough alone until you get your motivation back
Though this one was great and seriously these girls are idiots
I hope Kris really gives them a hard time for hitting her with her own bat
I know i would
ChiaToma
#3
Chapter 31: Eww just what the hell
That's horrific indeed and just even more eww
Jeeze
Seyung your would be mine if you did that to me
So so gross
But funny
Looking forward to more
MissMinew
#4
Chapter 31: the ending of seyun’s period drama! and oh my god is it childish as hell lmao
seriously though, that is beyond childish and i wish i could see the fun in pranks but i generally cant (im just a party pooper like that in general tho so it’s nothing on you) uwu
i honestly feel like misook is me, so relatable. her squabble with kris is beyond understandable lol. jungin is ridiculously sweet to film all this. junghae’s reaction surprises me a little uwu idk, i just thought she would’ve thrown it back at seyun like “disgusting” *sticking her nose in the air like she isn’t affected* and then she’d take a loooooooooong shower afterwards.

by god do i understand chanyoung’s reaction tho, fish sauce and vomit? yikes ;;

(is fish sauce yellow?? i always assumed it was a light brown >.< otherwise the origin of the lemonade is beyond questionable uwu)

love you! you’re the best <3
MissMinew
#5
*regarding your authors thoughts*
post them as new uwu or at least make it clear that the old chapter has been updated uwu i want to be able to read the new chapters ~
ChiaToma
#6
Chapter 30: Oh Kris
So whipped.
Squeee
My ship sails
If they would just stop being idiots and get together
Though what creative project where Minxing up to? It sounds fun
Looking forward to next Monday...even though it'll be a few days after for me actually reading
MissMinew
#7
Chapter 30: i honestly never ever thought id say this but wow junhee, that was a big jerk move and kris deserved better. i know i dislike kris and all and kris can be a jerk but this?? this is so not ok. this is so so so important to kris, a meeting that could determine her ing career in sports and junhee finds herself worth more???? no.

this is so manipulative and wrong. i do not condone. shame on yixin for being in on this. as if junhee’s blind dates were more important? she could’ve brought any of the girls along but knows she can manipulate kris because kris likes her. that is just so awful. not a good friendship move at all. i feel like scolding her so bad. and yixin too.

they should be grown-ups. this is ... disgusting. misook at least were on kris’ side, thinking it wouldn’t work but she should’ve stopped them before it got out of control like this. ugh.

love the chapter as always. love you as always. just - you told me to be honest and their actions in this chapter is just not ok ;; sorry girls, they’re not.

(also, you really need to tell us more about misook and her art because you hint at it so often and it’s making me ridiculously curious. how talented is she? do the others know? is it something she hides from her or something she displays? curious curious ~ <3 )
ChiaToma
#8
Chapter 29: Aww so cute A chapter
Oh so Kris saw something personal about Min without permission
Interesting and that explains a lot
Why do I think that these girls at the park would just be madness mixed with cuteness and lots of ice cream even though they're supposed to be getting fit lol
MissMinew
#9
Chapter 29: im not saying im in love with your misook but im in love with your misook. uwu she’s so sweet! innocent and cute, kind and intelligent, looking for knowledge and still vulnerable and learning. she never wants her way in a bad way (cough like a certain someone it isn’t only misook who has beef with). and she’s insecure. it’s so adorable. i wonder what she won? ;;
anyway, i love her, hello, thank you for listening to my ted talk about why misook is perfect.

also i know lu agrees so high five lu! besides i really like this chapter from lu’s POV. it makes her soft. i know she says that about misook but honestly, she’s a bit ashamed of her thoughts, she’s shy around misook and she just ... feels so much.

this is an amazing chapter! genuinely uwu (and it’s not just because im xiumin-biased in all forms)
MissMinew
#10
Chapter 28: i kinda laugh-cried when they talking about Kyungri because i can just imagine the window was open because she snuck out and now that kris has closed it, she’s gonna be standing in the cold winter morning when she comes back and she’ll be like “im going to kill whoever snuck into my room my god”. it’s a good vision uwu

also, don’t change the name of junhee’s bunny. there’s a story behind it so it should stay. and don’t feel bad about it! <3

kris and junhee always seems like ... idk, it’s cute when you write it but uwu <3 thank you. sorry this comment TvT