The Rent's Cheap

Our House [One-Shot/Drabble Collection]

Zhang Yixin stands outside the two story housing, debating about ringing the doorbell. Behind the door and curtain closed windows sounds like utter chaos and Yixin would be lying if the screeches and shouting doesn’t scare her. Because they do, very much so.

They’re loud, like really loud—so loud that Yixin wonders if they have ever gotten the police to come over from noise complaints. She feels like they might have but it’s just a hunch.

She rubs her face with a groan. A part of her doesn’t want to check the place out but an even larger part wants her to. The rent was cheap too for crying out loud! She can’t pass this opportunity up; especially since the housing is closer than the other two she’s leaning toward renting. And, despite how fearfully loud the tenants sound inside, Yixin tries to see the positive in loud roommates and that was company.

And the rent was cheap.

Yixin rings the bell with a light sigh, mentally crying that the rent is what’s really buying her.

The door swings open not even a second after the bell and Yixin is greeted by the semi- of someone her height with lengthy brown hair and dress only in… her undergarments?

What.’

“New tenants here mom!” Said woman screeches to the top of the stairs that Yixin can clearly see lead to a wide hallway. Over on the small thin wooden railing that overlooks the first floor is a black haired girl, thankfully dressed, who bears a sour expression as she watches the other women on ground floor run amok.

Yixin blinks and the person who answered the door disappears and is replaced by two other women, both platinum blonde, in shorts and a bra, jumping and laughing and it looks like one is waving a black lace bra above their head. Another blonde joins looking panic but dressed in sweats like the one upstairs. She speaks in quick broken Korean about soaks, treasure and something about only she can touch them?

Yixin feels lost, so very lost as the three disappear to the right and three other women come from the left.

Just how many tenants live here again?

Red, red and a dark brown are their hair colors. One of the redheads' is a good head shorter than the other two and is also dressed in some showy undergarments as well; the others’ in sweats. Yixin puts one and one together and figures maybe she came over during laundry day?

The trio ignore her presence at the door and turn besides the staircase and disappears underneath it, seemingly to be in a deep conversation that Yixin can’t hear because there is still screaming going on somewhere in the house.

“Oh my Go—hello! Hi, I’m so sorry for—ing Christ, Kris!” Yixin snaps her head towards the gentle voice that bit in a second.

It’s a petite woman (Yixin identifies her as petite because she’s wearing an oversized t-shirt that eats her up) with barrettes in her light brown hair in odd angles, looking like she had just about enough with the world. Next to her (ascending the stairs) is a dark haired woman with a greeting Yixin and loose sport shorts that expose her green girl boxers.

Yixin takes a double take at the exposed back with wide eyes.

“What.” The woman stops four stairs below to answer and yet still towers the other woman.

“What? What!” The shorter woman explodes with exaggerated gestures, “Why are on Earth are you not wearing a bra, Kris!”

Kris shrugs, “Someone stole the bra I was going to wear.”

“Then put a shirt on for Christ Sake!”

“But they’re all in the washer, Junnie.” This “Junnie” woman lets out a cry of frustration and seems to just give up on life. She waves the taller woman off and speeds down to Yixin with an apology as her first word of greeting.

 

Yixin giggles at her memory of her first move in day (more of a tour-day but she deems it a move in day), recalling perfectly how she had told herself that she wasn’t going to move in with such crazy people living under that roof.

Crazy enough to walk around half .

But here she is, the first of July: monthly laundry day once again.

She’s kind of glad that the other two places she had considered had already sold the room she was looking at because living in this shared house is probably the best thing that has ever happened to her.

A close second is calling these whacky women her family.


(“Give me my bra back, Baekhee!”

“Let her wear it, Misook! She just wants to know how it feels to actually have !”

“Kris! Junghae is bullying me!”

“Hae! Stop bullying the twelve year old boy!”

“STOP BULLYING ME!”

“Stop bullying Baekhee girls! And Kris, put a God. Damn. Bra. On!”)

A / N:
i'ma be honest... i forgot it was Monday last Monday. the weeks been a blur.
two more to go before i gotta start writing now aaaahhhh
Til next Monday!

 

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MissMinew
#1
Chapter 32: Poor Kris, lmao. <3 I didn't think Junghae would be such a scaredy cat but it's cute. It's ok, Junghae, Lu will protect you. And sure, if Kyungri and Yixin don't up by telling scary stories on Halloween, something's wrong. <3

Also, you should just take however long it takes you and if that's forever, that's also ok. I love you for writing this far and there's no reason to feel guilty. Motivation comes and goes and nothing wrong with that. <3
ChiaToma
#2
Chapter 32: Aww i know that feeling and sometimes its best to leave it well enough alone until you get your motivation back
Though this one was great and seriously these girls are idiots
I hope Kris really gives them a hard time for hitting her with her own bat
I know i would
ChiaToma
#3
Chapter 31: Eww just what the hell
That's horrific indeed and just even more eww
Jeeze
Seyung your would be mine if you did that to me
So so gross
But funny
Looking forward to more
MissMinew
#4
Chapter 31: the ending of seyun’s period drama! and oh my god is it childish as hell lmao
seriously though, that is beyond childish and i wish i could see the fun in pranks but i generally cant (im just a party pooper like that in general tho so it’s nothing on you) uwu
i honestly feel like misook is me, so relatable. her squabble with kris is beyond understandable lol. jungin is ridiculously sweet to film all this. junghae’s reaction surprises me a little uwu idk, i just thought she would’ve thrown it back at seyun like “disgusting” *sticking her nose in the air like she isn’t affected* and then she’d take a loooooooooong shower afterwards.

by god do i understand chanyoung’s reaction tho, fish sauce and vomit? yikes ;;

(is fish sauce yellow?? i always assumed it was a light brown >.< otherwise the origin of the lemonade is beyond questionable uwu)

love you! you’re the best <3
MissMinew
#5
*regarding your authors thoughts*
post them as new uwu or at least make it clear that the old chapter has been updated uwu i want to be able to read the new chapters ~
ChiaToma
#6
Chapter 30: Oh Kris
So whipped.
Squeee
My ship sails
If they would just stop being idiots and get together
Though what creative project where Minxing up to? It sounds fun
Looking forward to next Monday...even though it'll be a few days after for me actually reading
MissMinew
#7
Chapter 30: i honestly never ever thought id say this but wow junhee, that was a big jerk move and kris deserved better. i know i dislike kris and all and kris can be a jerk but this?? this is so not ok. this is so so so important to kris, a meeting that could determine her ing career in sports and junhee finds herself worth more???? no.

this is so manipulative and wrong. i do not condone. shame on yixin for being in on this. as if junhee’s blind dates were more important? she could’ve brought any of the girls along but knows she can manipulate kris because kris likes her. that is just so awful. not a good friendship move at all. i feel like scolding her so bad. and yixin too.

they should be grown-ups. this is ... disgusting. misook at least were on kris’ side, thinking it wouldn’t work but she should’ve stopped them before it got out of control like this. ugh.

love the chapter as always. love you as always. just - you told me to be honest and their actions in this chapter is just not ok ;; sorry girls, they’re not.

(also, you really need to tell us more about misook and her art because you hint at it so often and it’s making me ridiculously curious. how talented is she? do the others know? is it something she hides from her or something she displays? curious curious ~ <3 )
ChiaToma
#8
Chapter 29: Aww so cute A chapter
Oh so Kris saw something personal about Min without permission
Interesting and that explains a lot
Why do I think that these girls at the park would just be madness mixed with cuteness and lots of ice cream even though they're supposed to be getting fit lol
MissMinew
#9
Chapter 29: im not saying im in love with your misook but im in love with your misook. uwu she’s so sweet! innocent and cute, kind and intelligent, looking for knowledge and still vulnerable and learning. she never wants her way in a bad way (cough like a certain someone it isn’t only misook who has beef with). and she’s insecure. it’s so adorable. i wonder what she won? ;;
anyway, i love her, hello, thank you for listening to my ted talk about why misook is perfect.

also i know lu agrees so high five lu! besides i really like this chapter from lu’s POV. it makes her soft. i know she says that about misook but honestly, she’s a bit ashamed of her thoughts, she’s shy around misook and she just ... feels so much.

this is an amazing chapter! genuinely uwu (and it’s not just because im xiumin-biased in all forms)
MissMinew
#10
Chapter 28: i kinda laugh-cried when they talking about Kyungri because i can just imagine the window was open because she snuck out and now that kris has closed it, she’s gonna be standing in the cold winter morning when she comes back and she’ll be like “im going to kill whoever snuck into my room my god”. it’s a good vision uwu

also, don’t change the name of junhee’s bunny. there’s a story behind it so it should stay. and don’t feel bad about it! <3

kris and junhee always seems like ... idk, it’s cute when you write it but uwu <3 thank you. sorry this comment TvT