Something's Fishy With Seyun

Our House [One-Shot/Drabble Collection]

It’s ten at night and majority of the household is home.

The living room that’s currently blasting the newest episode of Running Man consists of Chanyoung, Baekhee, Seyun, Luhan, Junghae and Tao.

Baekhee keeps gushing about how she needs to meet Jihyo and proclaim her homoual love to the older woman and thus marrying her in the process. Tao, on the other hand, is entertaining herself more with insulting Baekhee’s girl crush then the episode itself.

Junghae and Luhan are butting heads as they’re both rooting for the other team; Junghae rooting for Jongkook’s and Luhan for Jaesuk’s all the while Seyun is stuck with a resting face between them. The two butthead’s keep getting too heated and thus go flesh to flesh with Seyun’s body that’s like an invisible wall between them. She honestly wants to smack their right now.

And then there’s Chanyoung who’s purely enjoying the episode, not really caring about which team won and just giggling along every time something unfortunate happens to Kwangsoo.

Over in the kitchen are Kyungri and Jungin who have gotten up from the lively living room to make some light snacks for the back to back episodes. More so Kyungri is the one making the snacks—pigs in the blanket to be precise—and Jungin is sitting at one of the stools at the kitchen island just watching.

The household is peaceful and energetic until a loud slam of a door echoes from the second floor.

The voices from the TV grow quiet and the pair in the kitchen catches Junhee taking the stairs three by three to the base floor with a plastic white bag swinging in her hands. She heads straight for the living room.

“Who started their period a day early?” Junhee projects her question in a firm tone as she holds the bag up to the six tenants present in the living room. She gives each of the quiet women a look, “And who didn’t throw away their evidence?”

Junghae raises her arm up like a student; back straight and lips smiling. Seyun, who was hit in the process of Junghae’s quick arm movement, scowls at the preppy woman who seems a little too eager to answer Junhee (it makes Seyun nervous).

“Yes, Junghae?”

“I don’t wear pads. I stick tampons up my .” Junghae states it like a proud fact and doesn’t fail to make quick eye contact with Seyun who tenses.

Junhee sighs at the woman’s vulgar words.

“Yeah I don’t wear pads either.” Luhan pips in with with a shrug, completely lost on why Junhee looks like she's on level two; frustrated. They're just pads in a bag.

"Started beginning of the month so I'm off the list." Tao sasses with a growing smirk that she hides under her hand.

Baekhee’s eyes widen as the list narrows down. Her mind is suddenly blank and she starts to think, 'Did I start today?', as she's shifts in her seat to spot any wetness. Once Junhee's eye lands on her, she opens to agree that she too uses tampons (sometimes, they're very uncomfortable) but Chanyoung beats her to it.

“I think Seyun and Jungin are coming up and they both mainly use pads? I mean the rest of us do to but usually they're the lightweight ones and those don't look like light pads.” The shrugging grey-haired woman was like an angel to Baekhee but a devil to Seyun.

“Seyun,” Junhee begins, a sweet smile gracing her face, “why-”

“It’s not mine!” Seyun shouts in panic. She could’ve sworn she threw away the bag earlier today and now she’s dead meat if she owns up to it. She doesn’t want a repeat of last month.

“Well it’s not mine!” Jungin’s voice is far but she appears no second later then her claim. She points out of the living room toward the open corridor, “Plus, my period isn’t until three more days! I haven’t even had the signs yet…” She pouts.

Junhee brings the arm holding the bag across her chest whilst bringing the other to pinch the bridge of her nose. She has set a firm rule about the girls' periods and that’s to not only place your personal trash in little bags to throw them away but to also always, always keep the house calendar (that’s place in the open corridor) up to date with their periods. It’s a house full of growing woman thus when one starts early, everyone else does too.

No one wants to have a red spot during class or their jobs unexpectedly.

Seyun makes a show of just how difficult it is to get up (she knees Junghae in the process; mouths “I hate you” to Tao and gives a death glare to Chanyoung) with loud groans and whining once she realizes that Junhee isn’t buying her lie.

She yanks the bag from Junhee's hands, holding a ten second stare until she huffs and walks towards the front door.

Once outside she starts to curse at Chanyoung, Tao and Junghae and vows to get even with them, not noticing Kris walking up from late night classes.

“Whoa! Did you go to the fish market today Seyun?” Kris laughs and playfully shoves Seyun’s shoulder on the way to the front door.

Seyun gives Kris the dirtiest glare she could muster (despite the latter never looking back), slams the bag into the tiny trashcan and stomps back to the house.

She’ll get her revenge.


A/N:
not the funniest or the shortest but needed for a future one-shot.
did a quick rework on this before posting cause i didn't like how it read before. will proofread tomorrow!
fun fact #1: maybe 3rd one-shot started but second to last finished
fun fact #2: yixin has not moved in for this one
fun fact #3: written before Kang Gary left RM ;-; and new members came

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MissMinew
#1
Chapter 32: Poor Kris, lmao. <3 I didn't think Junghae would be such a scaredy cat but it's cute. It's ok, Junghae, Lu will protect you. And sure, if Kyungri and Yixin don't up by telling scary stories on Halloween, something's wrong. <3

Also, you should just take however long it takes you and if that's forever, that's also ok. I love you for writing this far and there's no reason to feel guilty. Motivation comes and goes and nothing wrong with that. <3
ChiaToma
#2
Chapter 32: Aww i know that feeling and sometimes its best to leave it well enough alone until you get your motivation back
Though this one was great and seriously these girls are idiots
I hope Kris really gives them a hard time for hitting her with her own bat
I know i would
ChiaToma
#3
Chapter 31: Eww just what the hell
That's horrific indeed and just even more eww
Jeeze
Seyung your would be mine if you did that to me
So so gross
But funny
Looking forward to more
MissMinew
#4
Chapter 31: the ending of seyun’s period drama! and oh my god is it childish as hell lmao
seriously though, that is beyond childish and i wish i could see the fun in pranks but i generally cant (im just a party pooper like that in general tho so it’s nothing on you) uwu
i honestly feel like misook is me, so relatable. her squabble with kris is beyond understandable lol. jungin is ridiculously sweet to film all this. junghae’s reaction surprises me a little uwu idk, i just thought she would’ve thrown it back at seyun like “disgusting” *sticking her nose in the air like she isn’t affected* and then she’d take a loooooooooong shower afterwards.

by god do i understand chanyoung’s reaction tho, fish sauce and vomit? yikes ;;

(is fish sauce yellow?? i always assumed it was a light brown >.< otherwise the origin of the lemonade is beyond questionable uwu)

love you! you’re the best <3
MissMinew
#5
*regarding your authors thoughts*
post them as new uwu or at least make it clear that the old chapter has been updated uwu i want to be able to read the new chapters ~
ChiaToma
#6
Chapter 30: Oh Kris
So whipped.
Squeee
My ship sails
If they would just stop being idiots and get together
Though what creative project where Minxing up to? It sounds fun
Looking forward to next Monday...even though it'll be a few days after for me actually reading
MissMinew
#7
Chapter 30: i honestly never ever thought id say this but wow junhee, that was a big jerk move and kris deserved better. i know i dislike kris and all and kris can be a jerk but this?? this is so not ok. this is so so so important to kris, a meeting that could determine her ing career in sports and junhee finds herself worth more???? no.

this is so manipulative and wrong. i do not condone. shame on yixin for being in on this. as if junhee’s blind dates were more important? she could’ve brought any of the girls along but knows she can manipulate kris because kris likes her. that is just so awful. not a good friendship move at all. i feel like scolding her so bad. and yixin too.

they should be grown-ups. this is ... disgusting. misook at least were on kris’ side, thinking it wouldn’t work but she should’ve stopped them before it got out of control like this. ugh.

love the chapter as always. love you as always. just - you told me to be honest and their actions in this chapter is just not ok ;; sorry girls, they’re not.

(also, you really need to tell us more about misook and her art because you hint at it so often and it’s making me ridiculously curious. how talented is she? do the others know? is it something she hides from her or something she displays? curious curious ~ <3 )
ChiaToma
#8
Chapter 29: Aww so cute A chapter
Oh so Kris saw something personal about Min without permission
Interesting and that explains a lot
Why do I think that these girls at the park would just be madness mixed with cuteness and lots of ice cream even though they're supposed to be getting fit lol
MissMinew
#9
Chapter 29: im not saying im in love with your misook but im in love with your misook. uwu she’s so sweet! innocent and cute, kind and intelligent, looking for knowledge and still vulnerable and learning. she never wants her way in a bad way (cough like a certain someone it isn’t only misook who has beef with). and she’s insecure. it’s so adorable. i wonder what she won? ;;
anyway, i love her, hello, thank you for listening to my ted talk about why misook is perfect.

also i know lu agrees so high five lu! besides i really like this chapter from lu’s POV. it makes her soft. i know she says that about misook but honestly, she’s a bit ashamed of her thoughts, she’s shy around misook and she just ... feels so much.

this is an amazing chapter! genuinely uwu (and it’s not just because im xiumin-biased in all forms)
MissMinew
#10
Chapter 28: i kinda laugh-cried when they talking about Kyungri because i can just imagine the window was open because she snuck out and now that kris has closed it, she’s gonna be standing in the cold winter morning when she comes back and she’ll be like “im going to kill whoever snuck into my room my god”. it’s a good vision uwu

also, don’t change the name of junhee’s bunny. there’s a story behind it so it should stay. and don’t feel bad about it! <3

kris and junhee always seems like ... idk, it’s cute when you write it but uwu <3 thank you. sorry this comment TvT