“I’ll ing punch you in the tit, Junghae, I swear to God!” Luhan growls from across the kitchen island, ready to pounce the mocking Junghae who’s teasing the blonde with her tongue, making varies childish noises while she’s at it.

“I like to see you try, son.” The younger taunts with a dip in her voice, leaning forward to blow a raspberry; Junghae narrowly avoids a smack to her face.

Teasing Luhan is the easiest and most fun passing time Junghae has ever had. She’s glad Luhan decided to move in two months ago. She’s also glad that Luhan has a short temper.

“You ing–” Luhan starts as she jerks her body to the left, as if preparing to take off, triggering Junghae to jerk right. The movements repeat over and over again until Junghae slips with her direction and Luhan takes off around the kitchen island to get her hands on the brunette.

They circle the island twice but on the third round Junghae quickly opens one of the bottom cabinets thus causing Luhan to slam her shin into it. The older woman falls with curses slipping out of faster than her movements. Junghae takes this as a chance and scurries up the flight of stairs while screaming for Misook.

Luhan acts fast at the cry of help and is up on her feet in seconds (albeit limping out of the kitchen pretty pathetically).

Junghae has found her savoir and is currently hiding behind her like a scared child; whining and whimpering to add the cherry on top.

Luhan huffs angrily at the sight. How dare she act like the victim here! How dare her!

“Luha–” Misook tries to interfere but is cut by a shove from Luhan who tries to reach around the oldest for Junghae.

“Get back here you little–” Luhan strains to reach around Misook who’s turning in circles by Junghae’s doing.

“No way! You said you’d punch me in my !” Junghae laughs despite the threat from earlier.

“Ti- What?” Misook voices her confusion but it falls on deaf ears as Junghae continues to twirl her around and Luhan is flesh up against her front, arms reaching behind her like a crazed zombie.

“ yeah I will! And I’ll give you cancer while am at it!” Luhan lunges up to reach behind Misook, her arms ready to grab onto Junghae who’s full on laughing in her face. Her chest is in Misook’s face, practically smothering the older woman, and Luhan can feel Misook’s s being squash against her stomach.

Enough is enough, though, once Misook realizes that Luhan isn’t going to get off of her and Junghae isn’t going to stop taunting the other. With a deep inhale, Misook wraps her arms around Luhan’s waist and carries her away from the mocking Junghae and places Luhan’s feet to the ground.

The blonde fights with Misook’s hands, swatting them away and says, “Get you and your arousing out of the way, Misook!” with one last swat.

The hallway dips into silence after Luhan’s sentence sinks in.

“What?” Junghae utters shock.

“What?” Misook backs away.

“What.” All rage towards Junghae and the incident earlier wipes from Luhan’s memory and she’s left with a panicking feeling settling in her stomach.

Luhan starts her nervous blinking. She looks at Misook, then Junghae, back to Misook and then takes five steps backwards towards the stairs. She gives an awkward wave and an even more awkward smile and says, “I forgot I have class today. Kay, thanks, bye.” And dashes down the flight of stairs so fast she slips on the last step and lands on her .

Junghae better lock her door tonight.

A/N:
last Mon i had to quick update but now i can finally sit here and say thank you.
thank you to those who are reading, those that subscribed and to those that speak up! <3 it means a lot to know someone is joining me on fem!exo's whacky stories heh
fun fact #1: this is the first one-shot of this series.
fun fact #2: lu's first dialogue was "I'll ing kick you in the balls Jongdae..." but it just didn't have the right uff so i switched it and that's how this because a fem!exo series lol