A/N: #HappyDamchuDay :D 

Wanted to write a really nice drabble for him but school is getting tight on me (┯_┯) 

Also, big news for people who asked for more of 'Running Shoes'! I have published it into an individual, chaptered fic and if you want to read, it is here! :D

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"I don't need a new ipad. I don't need a new phone. I have, solely, three wishes for my birthday.

Firstly, do not eat my food. That needs to be imprinted in you all shrimp brains because if you can't even remember such an important thing, you might as well start mating with llamas.Do you know how much of a disappointment it is when I open the refrigerator to find that my food is gone, ing gone? Do you know how much it makes me lose my faith in humanity? Do you know how much it crushes my dreams and hopes?

No, right?

Because apparently, you tards have absolutely no idea how precious food is. Do you know that eating one's food is just like invading their privacy and robbing away all the little things they have? It is a violation on human rights, you know?

No, Choi Junhong, don't give me that look. I know where my chicken nuggets went you little . You .

And Himchan hyung. Just because you're older than me doesn't mean that you can take whatever that's mine without apologizing. You promised to buy me beef. Where is it? You forgot, right? You -"

"I already t