Lee Soo Man's eyes crinkled at the corners, as he stared straight into Kris's eyes.

 

There was an awkward pause.

 

"Listen, I can't go... Ace needs me."

 

Lee See man stood up, his wrinkled hands shoving in the chair unnecessarily hard.

 

"Mr. Wu Fan." He said like he was mocking Kris.

 

"You are required to go, six members should go."

 

"I'm not even good at sports... dare I say that, I'm the cocky bastard that acts like I know what the I'm doing. Then ends up making a fool of myself. BUT NOT TODAY!"

 

Lee Soo Man busted into laughter, taking several minutes before he calmed down.

 

"And?"

 

"And besides... Luhan and Sehun will be there."

 

"Listen, Uh... You... we can't help that Sehun is such a "" for Luhan. Face the facts!" Lee Soo Man aggressively points at Kris.

 

"I mean you're a !" 

 

Clears his throat before going on.

 

"Listen in every Kpop group there has to be "ships" fangirls eat that up. Take Baekyeol, that is a nice piece of tall on some short. Bacon and Eggs; umm Chanyeol is like the seme, and Baekhyun's the uke..."

 

Kris stares at him. blankly.

 

"Or Kaisoo, we all are very aware Kai is piece of on stage, correct. Don't answer that, I know~"

 

Kris only can stand there blinking.

 

"ANGST ANGST ANGST! Kaisoo~" Lee Soo man yells towards Kris

 

"Taoris is like !"

 

Kris shutters,"W-what? Me and Tao... I mean... what?"

 

"You have other ships... though my favorite has to be... Kray... like seriously you two... A-anyways... my point is! WE NEED YOU THERE! Since Tao is there."

 

Kris walks a bit closer before saying anything,"Listen Sehun is there... and I'm sure the only thing fangirls will be staring at is his huge flinging around in those sweats."

 

"Hmm... I agree..." Lee Soo Man smiles, patting Kris's back.

 

"Fine, you may stay home."

 

Kris gives a thumbs up before leaving.

 

Author-nim notes; s-sorry for the lat update, but like this chapter is CRAY CRAY! I am so ing done! With myself! //throws a table//