OBSIDIAN OMAKE THEATRE: COMPLAINTS
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NAME: BIGBANG
AFFILIATION: NJC
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Taeyang: Whoa. These NJC people are so awesome!

G-Dragon: Ya, Mickey-hyung was so cool.

T.O.P: Your so lucky Seungri, I want Nesoi to throw a knife at me.

Seungri: What! Nesoi's so creepy though, I rather have Styx any day.

Daesung: Hey, but aren't Xiah-hyung and Styx going out?

Seungri: Hehehe, he isn’t much competition for me!

*BIGBANG walks by Eos’ and Hero’s cell*
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NAME: SATO AI
CODENAME: EOS
AGENCY: NJC
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Eos: Shut the Hell up will you? Bunch of school girls....

BIGBANG: *AHH! Eos. Wait, she's in the cell. She can't beat us up again....*

Daesung: School girls? Hah! School girls don’t get to go on a super-secret-emergency-possible-mission-impossible!

Taeyang: Yo. Didn’t you just tell the prisoner Styx's plan to get us out of Korea today?

Daesung: No, I didn’t. But you just did!

Eos: Plan to get us out of Korea? Styx is trusting you imbeciles while I’m rotting in jail?!?!?!

T.O.P: I believe she is. I guess that puts us at a higher position then you, Ai.

*Eos reaching through the bars and grabs T.O.P by the collar.*

Eos: Ah, so you’re higher than me, eh?

Seungri: Holy crap! She’s lifting T.O.P off the ground!

G-Dragon: Uh-oh…he’s turning blue.

Eos: Ha-ha. Look at how much higher you are then me! *smiles*

Taeyang: Shouldn’t we help him out....

Daesung: No way dude! If you want to die, go ahead and try fighting her.

Eos: Having fun up there? Of course, if you give me the keys, I can pretend that I am an equal to you idiots. How does that sound?

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NAME: KIM JAEJOONG
CODENAME: HERO
AGENCY: NIS
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Hero: I can’t believe you managed to get the keys.

Eos: *shrugs*

Hero: What are planning to do?

Eos: I’m going to get myself back in the organization, dim wit. *relocks the cell*

Hero: Wait! You’re not going to let me out too?!?!?!

Eos: Why would I do that?

Hero: Uhh, what about our deep connection of our soul!? Sharing our deepest and darkest secrets!? Didn't that mean anything!?

Eos: It meant we shared. But story time is over now, Hero. Why don’t you go to bed, like a good boy?

Hero: If I confess my love to you and say you’re the yin to my yang, can we go skipping off into the sunset together?

Eos: *blinks* you’re pretty desperate aren't you?

Hero: *nods*

Eos: Alright then Hero, my ‘love’, close your eyes.

Hero: *closes eyes*.... *eyes stay closed*.... *still closed*.... *wait... she probably just left!!!* .... *opens eyes* Oh crap…
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NAME: MURAKAMI RITSUKA
CODENAME: NESOI
AGENCY: NJC
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Eos: *storms into the office* Nesoi!

Nesoi: Ai…

Eos: Nesoi-sama, what is this I hear about a mission?

Nesoi: Yes, there is a mission, and so?

Eos: Are you seriously giving those imbeciles a mission. When I am available!?

Nesoi: *thinks: Ai really wants this…*

Eos: And what were you thinking, locking me up like a criminal!?

Nesoi: So, let me get this straight, you want a mission?

Eos: Obviously.

Nesoi: And what will you be willing to do?

Eos: Are you planning to use me to put off the next chapter by a week? …No. I will not be fooled by your childish tricks for procrastination! *storms out of the office*
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NAME: PARK YOOCHUN
CODENAME: MICKY
AGENCY: NJC
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Micky: Whoa. Why, if it isn’t the NJC's number one traitor.

Eos: …Micky.

Micky: Oh, what’s with the attitude?

Eos: It is completely your fault that I am in this position. You’re the one caught by Hyosun. And you’re the one who attacked Daesung. And you’re the one who should be treated as a traitor.

Mickey: *looks down* I guess I really was caught by her.....

Eos: Uh, yeah!

Micky: Haha, well, I guess I could just tell Styx that you got out…

Eos: ...Dammit.
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NAME: KIMURA RIN
CODENAME: STYX
AGENCY: NIS
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Styx: *voice coming from another room* Nesoi, have you seen Micky?

Nesoi: *voice also coming from the same room* I think he was headed for the meeting room.

Micky: Yo, Eos! Looks like I don’t have to say anything after all!

Eos: Micky! For all that you have done to me, you better hide me now.

Micky: Hmmm… get under the table.

Eos: What!?

Micky: *Grabs Eos’ hair and pushes her underneath the table.*

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In the meantime….

Jaejoong: Ha! I got the phone that fell out of the kid rebel’s pocket! I should call the NIS! *calls*

Message Hello, You have reached the NIS. Leave your name, number, and message after the beep, and we will ensure to hack into all your information and find out how you got this number.*BEEP*

Jaejoong: Oh f-
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Styx: *walks into room* Micky, I thought you were with someone.

Micky: Absolutely not!

Styx: Alright…?

Micky: Why don’t you have a seat, Styx? Ahaha. I sure want to, I’m so tired.

Eos: *thinks: …Micky, I’m going to rip your throat apart…*

Styx: Uh, no thank you. I am just here to tell you the mission plans.

Eos: *quickly looks up in surprise and ends up banging her head on the table* Ow!

Styx: What was that?

Micky: Uh, nothing, I just banged my knee.

Eos: *thinking: Ha, I’ll show him a banged knee.* *kicks Micky from underneath the table*

Micky: *jumps up* Ouch!

Styx: Uh, that was a late reaction.

Micky: Ha-ha, yeah. Just tell me what you need to say and get out, please.

Styx: Alright? I was just going to tell you that you'll have two of the rebels with you. You will be beside Junsu, alright?

Micky: Yes, good, now go.

Styx: ?

Micky: Just leave, Styx!

Styx: Excuse me?

Micky: *pushes Styx out the door, and slams it*

Eos: *Gets out from under the table* I can breathe again!

Micky: What the hell was that for?!?!

Eos: I don’t have the slightest idea what you’re talking about.

Micky: You attacked me!

Eos: Oh, that? Well, you threw me in jail.

Micky: Come on. I was kind of being held captive too.

Eos: Further proof of your incompetence as an agent.

Micky: I think you should shut up now.

Eos: Is that so? I think maybe you should have kept your mouth shut too. Especially to the Hyosun girl, what were you thinking going into her house?

Micky: Your right, bad decision. Now let’s end this conversation.

Eos: Ha, at least you stuck to the mission to the very end. You really had her fooled, didn’t you?

Micky: EOS!

Nesoi: What is this commotion about?

Styx: *Runs in* Micky! Did the NIS infiltrate the embassy!?

Micky: Whatever. *storms away*

Styx: What was that all about?

Eos: Styx, how could you send those runts on a mission and not me?

Nesoi: You were to be used, Eos, we are just much too short handed for you not to be a part of this.

Eos: .... What?

Styx: That is, on the grounds of your good behaviour. Which it seems you failed miserably.

Eos: And you… didn’t tell me?

Styx: Eos, you have become a bit of a pain lately. It seems that I'll have to keep you as a captive after all. *sighs, walks away*

Nesoi: Tsk, tsk, Eos, I expected more from you. *Leaves as well*

Eos:*Falls to the ground*..... What? Guess... I've been tricked... *Sighs* This has is apparently been ObsidianTheatre: Trick or Treat
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Author’s Note: ObsidianTheatre apologizes for the rushed and seemed incompleteness of this Omake. However, it seemed that we were incapable of fitting the remaining four members of the NIS and Xiah Kim Junsu into the chapter without forcing it. Not only that, but both Hisoka and Amaya are both extremely busy with their schedules. We will finish Deceiving the Gods. How long that will take us…that remains undecided...We apoligize but hope that you will all still support us and read our story. We look forward to hearing your feedback soon!

Hisoka
of
ObsidianTheatre
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