Stomach Attacks!
…and then, I Became Cho KyuHyun’s Personal Translator
[Byul HyunRi’s POV]
We were fighting over Jas’s laptop.
“Seriously, HyunRi, I promise you will not regret doing this!”
“But I’m more into designing and fashion than translating!” I tried to reason with Jas and Cera but obviously, it was no use at all since all they had in their brains is them getting to meet Super Junior after I became Super Junior M’s translator. Which I swear, it's totally impossible.“You guys really think too much! It’s not like I’ll get the job for sure! Plus, I’ve already went through all the training courses in order to qualify as a designer!” I added.
Cera, Jas and I were in Jas’s room using her laptop to fill in a application for my future job. There’s this agency in Seoul that helps people find a job in South Korea. Just access their official website, key in your particulars and choice of job. The agency will then allocate the most suitable job available for you. Then, go to their main office in Seoul, pay them a fee and they’ll give you the details of your job.
Jas thought for a moment, “But there’s no harm trying. You know, I read an article on the internet that Super Junior M is looking for a new translator since the previous one was fired for some unknown reason. ”
Cera nods in agreement and knocks my hands away from the laptop keyboard. “Jas, hold her back.” She ordered with determination in her voice.
“Wha—” I was about to protest when Jas pulled me away from the laptop and before I knew it, she had pushed me onto her bed. To prevent me from getting up, guess what she did, she jump-sat on my stomach area! I swear I almost puked from to the impact.
“Quickly, Cera!” Jas yelled as she struggled to stay sitting on top of me.
“Alright, alright.”I heard Cera mumble as her fingers quickly danced swiftly across the keyboard.
Then like in movies, it all happened in slow motion to me.
I watched terrifyingly from under Jas’s as Cera changed the application form details. At the ‘Ideal Job-First Choice’ section, Cera deleted “Fashion designer” and typed in “Korean-Chinese language Translator”. Then before clicking the “SEND APPLICATION” I heard Cera and Jas triumphantly go “MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” and I was like “NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!!!” (Only really, really slowly).
Then, Cera clicked the “SEND APPLICATION” button.
And for the next 3.142 seconds, we sat there (well, me squashed under Jas’s ) starring at each other.
And 3.142 seconds later…
“KYAAAAA~” Jas and Cera squealed as they both jumped up in pure glee and threw their arms around each other and started jumping around in circles.
As for me, I flipped around and slammed my face against the soft pillow, defeated.
[Cho KyuHyun’s POV]
It’s 3.30 in the morning and we’re finally dismissed from our schedules. I trailed tiredly behind my hyungs and Henry as we staggered drowsily into our dormitory. Once inside, I immediately kicked off my shoes, speed-walked into the living room and dived onto the long L-shaped sofa before any other members claimed it.
The soft cushions felt heavenly as my tired body sank into it. Hmm… Time to have a good sleep…
…
My eyes widened and I almost puked as my upper body shot up in alarm. I lowered my sight and found SungMin-hyung smiling cheerily while sitting on my stomach with his legs dangling out in front of him. I quickly shoved him off.
“What was that for?!” I choked. The impact on my poor stomach caused me to become fully awake.
“You’re always taking up too much space on the couch and I barely get any.” SungMin pouted.
I groaned and pushed myself up to make space for SungMin. Smiling like a happy bunny, SungMin sat down gladly beside me.
“KyuHyun, you know I overheard manager-hyung talking over the phone today.” SungMin said excitedly.
I signaled him to go on.
“And he said that we’re in desperate need of a translator for our up-coming long stay in Taiwan. You know, since the previous one got fired.”
I sighed, “Whoever that is going to be hired, I pray that he or she is not a ert like the previous one.”
Well, do you want to know why our previous translator got fired? I’ll tell you. She is one BIG ert and a thief. She under the name of ‘Super Junior M’s translator’, she was allowed into our dorms. Yes, she’s a thief and guess what she stole? She stole MY UNDERWEAR. It was such a mortifying experience.
I started to get suspicious when I found out that my favorite sapphire blue boxers and a couple of other underwear were missing. At first I thought that it was Henry’s doings (since he has the reputation of ‘Underwear Thief’) so I installed a CCTV camera in the room, ready to bust Henry’s action.
At the end of the day, I watched the CCTV footage and found out that it was Miss Ex-Translator that had been sneaking in and out of my room with handfuls of underwear.
And of course, I reported the incident and got her fired for good.
It was horrifying; even having that thought in mind makes my hair stand and my body shudder in fear.
Maybe I should ask SiWon-hyung to help me pray that our new translator is nothing close to a ert.
Yup, I’m definitely going to do that.
I about to stand up to look for SiWon when I heard SungMin said, “Manager-hyung also said that he’ll be going to Seoul’s Job Agency early in the morning tomorrow to scout for translator.”
Upon hearing SungMin’s words, I gaped in fear and made a mad dashed towards SiWon’s room.
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Had a quite bad mental writer's block so I hope this chapter is not too boring x.x
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