False Alarm (KyuHyun: Oww! My head still hurts!)

…and then, I Became Cho KyuHyun’s Personal Translator

[Cho KyuHyun’s POV]

 

It was so quiet that I could almost hear crickets.

 

Not literally of course, since there weren’t any crickets.

 

“Hey, so what are you doing here?” I asked, willing to do anything to break the uncomfortable silence.

 

HyunRi looked at me weirdly, before slowly replying, “What else can I be doing in the bathroom…?”

 

I wanted to smack myself on the forehead for asking such a redundant question. Despite the temptation to do so, I stood firm on my unusual question, “Yeah, what are you doing here?”

 

Unexpectedly, she replied me with an unusual answer. HyunRi sighed before mumbling, “To be honest, I don’t know.”

 

She doesn’t know what she’s doing in the bathroom?

 

Then, HyunRi said, “Well, I better go back. It’s going to be a long day tomorrow.”

 

I nodded and we both went back to our rooms. But instead of climbing back into bed, I decided to go to the kitchen to get something warm to drink.

 

*

 

“KyuHyunnie-oppa, you look really handsome today!” One of my female classmates cooed.

 

“Oooooh,” the girl on my left giggled. “Is that a new watch, oppa? It looks very good on you.”

 

Aaaaah, this is life. Girls stick crowd around me like flies to a honey pot, teachers are afraid to offend me. Nothing can spoil this moment of bliss.

 

“Cho KyuHyun!” An oh-so-familiar voice boomed.

 

It’s none other than Byul HyunRi again. The sound of her voice hinted anger and rage; she probably found out what I did to her mathematics book. Oh well, I’m such a genius.

 

I was about to turn my head around when an object zipped through the air and landed on the back of my head. I was knocked out of consciousness.

 

I let out a gasp as my eyelids flipped open, instantly blinded by bright kitchen lights. Shielding the light with the back of my hand, I frowned uncomfortably until my eyes adjusted to the brightness.

 

The blurriness cleared off and I found myself staring at the kitchen back in Super Junior M’s dormitory in TaiWan.

 

Wait a minute; wasn’t I surrounded by female classmates back in school? A girl complimented on my new watch until… until Byul HyunRi threw a book at my head.

 

I pushed myself up.

 

Oh my SiWon and his chocolate abs. My head hurts like mad. What on earth happened?

 

Looking around, I spotted HyunRi sitting on her knees only a few feet away from me with her head down.

 

“Y-yah,” I managed. “Why am I on the kitchen floor? What are you doing here?”

 

HyunRi looked up, guilt and regret in her eyes, “K-KyuHyun, I’m so sorry. I…”

 

-30 minutes earlier-

 

[Byul HyunRi’s POV]

 

This is hopeless; I just can’t fall asleep.

 

For the 9000thtime (not literally, of course), I kicked the covers off. This time instead of pulling them back up frustrated, I got out of bed and went out of my room.

 

Squinting into the darkness, I made my way into the kitchen.

 

My heart started pounding as my old phobia started to kick in a little. I didn’t like being alone in the dark, it isn’t that bad if it isn’t raining, but the darkness still creeps me out. Taking deep breaths, I calmed down my heart before moving forward.

 

I was about to step into the kitchen when I saw a silhouette of someone, something, standing in the kitchen. It was a human figure.

 

My eyes widened; a thief!

 

A blood-curling scream was about to escape from the back of my throat but I instantly forced my lips shut. Screaming now will only alert the thief, I must do something quick.

 

Alright, Byul HyunRi, you can do this.

 

Taking cautious and silent steps, I approached the figure. Carefully feeling around the kitchen counter, I found what I was looking for, the frying pan. It was extra large and I’m sure if I hit it on that figure hard enough, I’ll be able to take him down.

 

Beads of sweat trickled down my forehead and I clutched onto the frying pan handle tightly. I was only a few steps away from that human figure; I could hear that person breathing.

 

Positioning myself so that one hand was on the light switch and the other hand that was holding onto the frying pan was ready to strike, I counted in my head. At ‘three’, I would turn on the lights and hit the frying pan on the human figure.

 

One.

 

Two.

 

Oh my SiWon and his underwear cupboard. This is terrifying.

 

Three.

 

“Die!” I whispered-screamed; I flicked the light switch on and brought the frying pan down onto the figure’s head.

 

Phew. Relieve flooded my insides. The human figure didn’t even have time to turn around or scream before passing out. I’m such a brave genius. Who is this person that’s sneaking around in the kitchen past midnight anyway? I looked down and immediately, my jaw dropped.

 

-End of flashback-

 

[Still Byul HyunRi’s POV]

 

“Y-You, what?!” KyuHyun almost exploded. “You thought that I was a thief?!”

 

“I’m so sorry!” I gushed. “I thought that you were holding a thief with a knife or chopper. It was so dark and I couldn’t see clearly! I didn’t mean to attack you. I’m sosososososo sorry.

 

KyuHyun huffily pressed the ice-pack on the back of his head. Then, a familiar watch-out-I’m-going-to-make-you-suffer smirk formed.

 

“I’ll forgive you,” KyuHyun began. “Only if you do whatever I say for an entire week.”

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mrscho88 #1
Chapter 37: Hey author-nim~! i just missed your updates 'cause it's been a realllllyyyyyy long time since you've updated. I reread everything and still felt giddy all over the story. Kkkk I hope you would update soon!! Hwaiting! 加油!
nikiiiichan
#2
awww~ this is so cute. :3 can't wait for the next update!! xDD
SUJUGAL #3
Chapter 23: I'm from Sunny Singapore too!
heemilktea #4
omggg I just finished reading your story and totally thumbs up!!! hahaaha i was surprised when i saw hyunri's skype name as heemilktea too :)))))) btw you're an awesome author!
uniquegirl
#5
Chapter 37: Great one. Hope you will update the sequel soon XD
ryoma28
#6
Chapter 37: kyuhyun my hubby
i love u so much!
hope nothing change when they come back to korea
update soon
hye_gyu #7
Chapter 37: this chapter is great, i love it, how sweet kyu is :* next please
Claudiaaa #8
Chapter 37: Gahhhh i'm so glad you're finally backkkkkk!!! missed your story update loads!! :))
and you're so lucky to get to go SM TOWN, i'm flying for Australia tomorrow, so i'll be missing it...:((((( YOU GET TO SEE KYUHYUN LIFE IN PERSON!!!!! REMEMBER TO TAKE LOADS OF PICTURES FOR ME!!!! :D
mainy7
#9
Chapter 37: Author-sshi, ur back!!!:D i missed you and kyuri sooooo much:'( congrats for finishing ur exams...i finished all mine aswell (finally-.-) so i cant wait to get back to reading this fic:)

awww...ur sooooo luckyyy that u get to see smtown and KYUHYUN!!!~~ make sure u have a good birthday and tell us all about it:D update soon...fighting!!!~~^^
Dramadynasty #10
Chapter 37: Your story is awesome! How was her password "Dramadynasty" ?! That's the name of my blog, I was so shocked lol ^^

update soon! fighting ^_^