Chapter 22

(Chan’s POV)

I had no idea of any yoga poses. Hangeng taught me backbend…..which was a total FAIL.

Heechul: Today we have 13 contestants. Eunhyuk and Shindong will be the first to compete.

Kangin: Yah sissy, you’re included!

Chan: Where the hell did he get those glasses and microphone?!

Heechul: Can’t you see I’m being an anchorman in here!

Kibum: What does the anchorman has to do with a Yoga competition?

Heechul turned to me and said ‘’That’s my charm. I have my ways Chan’’

Hangeng: I know ALL of you don’t know any yoga poses, so I’ll be the one to tell you if it’s right AND I’ll participate in the competition. First Shindong and  Eunhyuk.

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What…the….hell was that Eunhyuk? *Face-Palm*

Donghae: Hyuk it’s not a Dragon Ball pose, it’s a yoga pose..

Eunhyuk: I have no idea of any yoga poses sorry..hehe.

Hangeng:…..Next is Shindong.

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Siwon: Are you a flamingo?

Chan: At least he done some movement.

Hangeng: The next 2 people will be Kibum and Yesung.

Yesung confidently walked and laid on his back.

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We weren’t expecting such a…..weird thing.

Hangeng: What pose is that Yesung?

Yesung looked at Hangeng with a smile and said ‘’Sleeping pose!’’

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Hangeng: Kibum it’s your turn.

Kibum took his hands to his back then stretched. His body looked like a big U…just flip U.

Chan: I think that’s a yoga pose…right?

Hangeng: The next 2 people will be Sungmin and Kyuhyun.

We looked at Sungmin….and he was eating corn (^_^;)

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Chan: Aw such a cutie!

Kyuhyun: Yah it’s your turn first!

Sungmin: Okay, I’m coming.

I don’t know what’s with oppa, I know he’s clearly jealous. But I don’t know what to do with him *sigh*. Sungmin stood in front of us then did the splits.

Chan: Wow….

Ryeowook: Isn’t that gymnastics?

Hangeng: Kyuhyun you’re next!

Kyuhyun hesitated at first, but then done the…tree pose? I don’t know the name of it, but I’m positively sure it’s a yoga pose. He stood there for about 1 minute then he looked like the leaning tower of Pisa.

Hangeng: The next 2 people will be Heechul and Chan.

Heechul stood in front of us with a serious look on his face….then he done that. =IGNORE THE CLOTHES=

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Kangin: I don’t know how he manages a serious with that pose.

I didn’t pay a lot of attention of my surrounding, I was trying to make the pose that Geng taught me.

Hangeng: Chan it’s your turn!

I did the back bend like Hangeng taught me with a goofy expression on my face. If you’re asking why I done that expression……I DIDN’T INTEND TO DO IT! I was trying to bend my back then that expression came out.

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Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chan: Shut up!

Donghae: Ha ha, Chan you’re the best!

Great…..even my crush is laughing at me. (-_-;) 

Hangeng: Ha Ha..okay Siwon and Kangin you’re next.

We looked on Siwon’s direction and saw something unexpected.

Siwon…….with a white mustache.

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Hangeng: Siwon we want a yoga pose not a pose from GAG concert.

Siwon: Can’t you accept it…I don’t know any yoga poses.

Hangeng: Okay, Kangin you’re next!

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We looked at Kangin and saw him doing a cute pose.

Chan: Aw~!

Heechul: You call that a pose?!

Kangin: I don’t do cute poses a lot, you should be thankful.

Heechul: Pssht yah yah.

Kangin: DO YOU WANT ME TO POUND YOUR FACE?!

Hangeng: Okay guys….calm down. The next 2 people are Donghae and Ryeowook.

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Ryeowook just pouted.

Yesung: Come one it’s your turn.

And he kept pouting….CAN’T STOP MY HANDS FROM MOVING. My hands suddenly pinched Wookie’s cheeks.

Ryeowook: I can’t do a yoga pose Geng.

Hangeng: Okay, but you know Chan is still pinching your cheeks.

Ryeowook: Hehe, I know.

Kyuhyun took my hands away from Ryeowook’s cheeks.

Hangeng: Donghae you’re next!

Kibum: I don’t even feel it’s a Yoga pose competition anymore.

Kyuhyun: Me neither.

We looked at Donghae and he had a blue shirt on. 

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Chan: When did you change?

Donghae: When Wookie was pouting. I don’t know ANY yoga pose, but I’ll do something physical.

He brought a foot ball from nowhere then balanced the ball on top of his feet then the ball flew and landed on his head without falling!

Chan: Cool..

Hangeng: Now it’s Leeteuk’s turn.

Leeteuk: Hangeng I want to tell you something, I wasn’t serious from the start.

Hangeng:…….I know. I can’t imagine you doing it anways hehe/

Leeteuk did a….Power Rangers pose?

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Leeteuk: That’s all I have, now your turn.

Hangeng: Watch and learn. It’s called the arm balance.

He lifted his body with his arms.

……..(O_O)

Chan: Waaah, I didn’t know your arms were that strong.

Hangeng: You should make your arms stronger and learn to balance to do it.

Everyone: and the winner is…………..HANGENG!