Wake Me Up
Fanfic PeevesEver come across this in fanfics:
"Why didn't you wake me up? I'm late!"
"You looked so peaceful, I didn't want to disturb you"
That's really sweet and all and I realise authors are trying to create cute moments. But 1) Everybody uses this line in their fanfics
and 2) Why the hell would you not wake the girl up dude?
I mean, if some guy, no matter how gorgeous, didn't wake me up early so I could get up to go to school, I would be so annoyed at them. Stop looking at my face and wake me up on time so I don't end up being grumpy first thing in the morning.
And you are not to look at my face in the mornings when it is all oily and rubbish and my hair is out of place!
Babies are the only ones who look great when sleeping.
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