Where Irene suddenly got lost in a ‘magical’ land

 

 

“Hello, I will help you”

 

 

Irene stared at the lady in front of her from top to bottom, judging not just her outerwear but her entire existence. Is she a human? Is she a creature? And what is it with the dark sky? And what is that thing flying? Is that a bird? Is that a plane?

Irene didn’t know when or how the it happened but all that she remembered was that she felt dizzy few hours before and the next thing she knew she woke up….here. wherever and whatever ‘here’ is

 

 

“Who are you?” Irene asked

“I’m Wendy”

 

 

Mmm, normal name. Normal name so far

 

 

“And…what are you, Wendy?”

“Your guide”

 

 

Irene furrowed her brows, doubting whether she should trust this Wendy lady or not. The world is dangerous out here and if there’s one thing her mom taught her, is to NOT trust strangers. But she’s already woken up in a magical crappy land anyway with a pretty lady standing before her. What could go wrong?

 

 

“Where are your eyebrows” Irene spoke

 

 

Wendy clicked her tongue

 

 

“Thou shall not talk about my eyebrows” Wendy frowns “Also, you’re stuck here now”

 

 

Irene looks at her in shock

 

 

“When can I get out?????”

 

 

 

 

Apparently she found out that you don’t really get out. Or maybe if you’re lucky, you might. She also found out that Wendy too, was trapped in the said magical crap world. Took her years to find a way out but she got tired. Plus, the food there was pretty neat so why give up on that for another crappy world where you need to work? Wendy decided she’ll just stay here. With her non-existent eyebrows

 

 

“LAND HOE”

 

 

Irene heard a scream while they were walking around. She was still a little determine to find a way out even though Wendy had told her multiple times that it’s useless. But you can’t spell Stubborn without Irene.

 

 

That didn’t make sense, but so does the land they’re currently in

 

 

“What’s that?” Irene glanced at Wendy

“Seulgi, a wannabe pirate”

 

 

Irene frowns and looked to the said voice, where she saw another lady—and two others—arguing on a raft…or something. Said wannabe pirate was hitting someone with a stick. But then, another one screamed

 

 

“It’s LAND HO. I WILL SPRINKLE YOU WITH THIS”

 

 

The little lady took a little sand from the ground and threw it on Seulgi the pirate. Because everything she needs IS ON THE GROUND—

 

Moving on

 

 

“And….who’s that?” Irene asked again

 

 

Wendy gazed to the said direction unfazed before shrugging

 

 

“That’s Yeri. A wannabe Tinkerbelle. But I believe it’s actually Tinkerhell”

 

 

Irene frowns again, looking back at the pirate and the tinkerhell arguing over some phrases

 

 

“I pushed Joy down. Hence, land HOE—“

“SWIM AWAY SEULGAY. JUST LET ME APPRECIATE MY BEAUTY IN PEACE”

 

 

Irene frowns harder and faced her guide once again

 

 

“And what about that?”

“Joy, a wannabe queen who’s so obsessed with being the fairest of them all” Wendy shrugs

“Is everyone a ing wannabe here??????”

 

 

 

Irene thinks the place is getting a little weirder. Creepy? Maybe

 

 

 

 

She was still really, very much determine to find her way out of this crappy place. Because she missed her bed, her phone, her cup noodles and other unhealthy things back in her world. She wondered if Wendy used to be a normal human like her too. Or maybe she is a human? Ended up in a cursed world? Nobody knows. But now here they are, walking further and further away from the pirate, tinkerhell, and the queen. Maybe that’s the best thing to do because she had enough surprises for today. She can’t handle more of it

 

 

But oh, how wrong is she

 

 

“We need to get through this forest”

 

 

Wendy pointed at the weird dark looking place in front of them. She wondered if Wendy had tried going through the said forest because Irene thinks Wendy looked a little too calm for a scary looking forest. She’s scared as hell, she admits. But anything to get out of here

 

 

“Do you have a torch?” Irene spoke

“What’s a torch?”

 

 

Probably not human in her past life

 

 

“You know, like a light. It helps us guide the way in the darkness” Irene explains

“Oh we need none of that crap here”

 

 

Is she out of her goddamn mind?