­Where Irene tries to handle her members’ choice of costume

Getting ready for a Halloween party should be easy. Dressing up, should be easy. Everything should be goddamn easy this evening but somehow a certain woman is currently screaming her lungs out, trying to make her friends come down this instant

“WE’RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR THE PARTY”

Joohyun roared from the living room. She was already in her costume, Audrey Hepburn at that, and looking as beautiful as ever. Originally, she had worn a very, very y bunny outfit but bless her overprotective and jealous girlfriend who got a nosebleed after seeing how hot her girlfriend is, told Joohyun to change because apparently that outfit was for Seungwan to see only.

Yeri, however, came down as Jesus.

But with a wand

Yeri flicked her wand at Joohyun’s direction as if she was a goddamn wizard

“RIDIKULUS”

She chanted, as if expecting for Joohyun to turn into something else. Sweet lord, is she Jesus with a twist of Harry Potter?

“Bow down peasants” Yeri spoke

“JESUS NEVER SAID SUCH THINGS, HE WOULD SAY MY CHILD” Joohyun exclaimed

“I don’t want a child like you”

Yeri snickered and strolled away on a hover board because apparently Jesus flew mid air unlike…well…Joohyun

Sooyoung came down next in a y costume. A costume like Katy Perry during her fireworks era. Yes, with the bra. With the blasting firework bra

“Why are you dressed like that?” Joohyun stared

“Because I am not Joy, I am Madness” Sooyoung answered

“Madness?”

“You know, inside out Madness. With the fire”

Sooyoung continued as she lights the fireworks bra on and it blasted in the living room. Oh good, her s are letting out literal fire

Joohyun? Panicking.

“SOOYOUNG STOP YOU’RE GOING TO BURN DOWN OUR APARTMENT”

Seungwan however, came down in a costume filled with number 2. Why? Nobody knows. It’s a Son Seungwan thing. Questionable acts are always Son Seungwan’s thing

“Seungwan, what the are you wearing?” Joohyun frowns at her

“I am not SeungWan. I am SeungTWO”

Seungwan raised a peace sign at her girlfriend before cackling at her own dumb joke, getting a smack after from Joohyun. The latter pointed up to their room and told her to go up and change. Joohyun shakes her head unamused, pinching the bridge of her nose

“Seulgi. Where is Seulgi?”

Joohyun asks and looked around, asking the other two satanic girls who were currently arguing about who’s stronger; the lord or the goddamn firework

Anyways, Seulgi strolled down in a cheap asteroid looking costume, her lips quivering as she stared at her friends. Wait, this costume seemed familiar…

“Are you…a broken moon?” Joohyun frowns

Seulgi stopped midway and gazed at Joohyun with her eyes b with tears. Her teary eyes just shoots straight to the older one

“Yerim… Yerim forced me to wear this and said I’m a—“

“CATHOLIC ROCK! YOU’RE HERE”

Yerim cheered and walked towards Seulgi who definitely did not like the costume she was in now. But dear, dear Seulgi was a person who is so very easy to convince. Our dear, dear, innocent bear Seulgi…and Baby Jesus

Sooyoung out of nowhere aimed one of her firework at Yerim’s direction. Yes, she has a whole stock of fireworks, hidden somewhere…

“THAT WAS FROM A DIFFERENT CHAPTER YOU STUPID ” Sooyoung yelled

“DON’T CALL ME A STUPID I AM BABY JESUS, I WILL STEAL YOUR VOICE AND TAKE YOUR TAIL” Yerim barked back

“THAT WAS FROM THE LITTLE MERMAID, BABY JESUS DON’T DO THAT”

Seungwan’s voice was heard from the room, just by the stairs as her bedroom door was open wide. Sweet lord, Joohyun who had a glass of wine prepared beside her took a sip from her glass. Oh god’s name this will take her the whole night

“Unnie… I don’t want to be a catholic rock…” Seulgi begged Joohyun

“YERIM STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO CATHOLIC ROCKS”

Joohyun roared again, this time throwing a very thick book at Yerim

“DID YOU JUST THREW A BIBLE AT ME?!”

“IT WAS A DI