Where Red Velvet plays Paintball.

War ensues

“I come in pieces!”

“IT’S PEACE YOU PIECE OF ”

Joy yelled at Wendy who was now glaring at her, aiming her rainbow coloured gun towards the taller one. Joy stuck her tongue out before running off with her teammate Seulgi, who also happens to be her girlfriend. Irene who was trying to catch up with Wendy only shook her head, she should’ve known it would end up to this.

When Yeri suggested that they should spend their day off with some ‘fun’, Irene did not expect that ‘fun’ would result to paintball. Honestly she shouldn’t have trusted with whatever anything Yeri has in mind. Because whatever it is, it would always result to chaos. So now here they are, divided into teams of three; Wendy and Irene, Seulgi and Joy and Yeri all alone because she thinks she’s a lone wolf.

“STOP HIDING YOU LONE TURTLE” Wendy screamed when she felt a sudden thud coming from her back

“HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU IT’S LONE WOLF???”

Yeri emerged from one of the bushes and blasted another ammo towards Wendy with rage. It’s hard to tell them if they’ve broken a rule when they’ve been making up their own rules this entire time. So Irene did whatever she had to do to protect her girlfriend, and that is to shoot satan number 2 right on the shoulder. She would’ve aimed for the face but she’ll save that for Wendy later just in case that little nutcase decided to act stupid later on.

But she spoke too soon because Wendy started firing aimlessly to the air

“THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE”

And Irene knock her girlfriend down to the ground for the sudden yelling. Seriously, why can’t life let her have one day of peace and quiet without having to die every 10 seconds to deal of what it seems to be satan(s) in disguise. Irene shook her head, huffing air out of before pulling Wendy to the side to hide from more enemies. As of right now, they are either each other’s enemies or each other’s allies. It’s confusing, there is no in between

“If you quote about the war in Ba Sing Se one more time Wendy, I swear to god you’ll be eating cabbages for a week” Irene warned

“MY CABBAGES!!”

“WHAT DID I JUST SAID”

Irene was about to nag again when the static sound from their walkie talkie interrupted them. ­Saved by the bell. Or the talkie

“Yes hello agent Bimbo” Joy’s voice heard from the other line

“WHAT THE DID YOU JUST CALLED ME?”

“DUMBO. I said Dumbo. Tsk, something’s wrong with this toki-toki”

Was that supposed to make her feel better? Not really. Irene rolled her eyes, as Wendy got back to her senses and looking out their surroundings

“Walkie talkie” Irene corrected

“That’s what I said, pocky-pocky”

Irene sighs and rubbed her temple

“What do you want, Joy”

“Need backup! I have been—AAAHHHHHH!!!”

“Joy????”

“SJAHAJKNJASNXSHJSAJ”

“Joy what happened?!??!”

There was no reply from the other side, Wendy turned and flashed a confused look on Irene. Goddamn they never expected paintball to go to this extreme. Wendy was about to open when there’s a sound of another static

“Agent y dynamite is okay!”

“NO ONE CALLS YOU THAT” Wendy took the walkie talkie from Irene

“SHUT UP AGENT BOBA” Joy yelled back

Irene sighed before snatching the thing back from Wendy

“Joy, what the happened?” Irene asked this time

“Oh, nothing I accidently stepped on dog poo or something. Or what I think it’s a dog poo. Could’ve been a bear poo. SEULGI DID YOU ON THE GROUND?”

“I DID NOT!!!!!” Seulgi’s voice heard from the background

“Just making sure babe”

And Irene cut the line off

The five of them were in the same area and all five refuse to strike first because god knows another party would hit them straight back. Wendy was trying to be fearless and thinking of shooting Yeri when they heard Seulgi scream

“ACK—WHO SHOT ME?!”

Seulgi glared and Wendy stood up

“YERI VENTED”

“THIS IS NOT ING AMONG US, SIT DOWN”