Where Seungwan and Joohyun goes on an ideal date

 

 

“Okay baby, so I’ve drafted out a list of ideal dates that we should try for this week”

 

 

Joohyun dribbles onto her little notebook as she walks to the living room where her girlfriend is currently at. Joohyun wanted to try something a little different this time; something that does not scream crazy or idiotic or embarrassment since her of a girlfriend tend to make things go out of proportion whenever they decided to go out. Maybe Joohyun is tired. Maybe she’s not. Or maybe she’s just been taking care 5 Seungwans. Either that or a 5 year old Seungwan.

 

 

She can’t tell which one is worse.

 

 

“What??? Why would we need a list? We’ve been on plenty of nice dates!”

 

 

Seungwan frowns, looking up from her phone. She’s been on the couch for 3 hours playing whatever crap games that she had recently installed thanks to Instagram ads. Joohyun rolls her eyes and sat on the opposite couch

 

 

“If by nice you mean going ‘KA-KAW’ at a bunch of crows then I think you need to re-evaluate your life choices and our relationship” Joohyun deadpans

 

 

Seungwan scoffed

 

 

“But we went on a pretty great date yesterday though!” Seungwan said

“No, Seungwam. You went on a great date yesterday”

“Huh??? But I saw you getting ready before me!!”

“Yes, and then remember you said ‘hey babe, I’m going to drive around the neighbourhood for few minutes to catch some Pokemons is that okay?’ I said okay and then you didn’t come back for the next four hours”

 

 

Seungwan laughs nervously before clearing . She definitely did get an earful from her girlfriend when she came back feeling all cheery, only to be greeted with a glare and suddenly her Pokemons were at stake. At that rate, even her Pokemons were scared.

 

 

But after hundreds of kisses, two branded handbags, five tteokbokkis and endless of love-making later, she’s forgiven.

 

 

Thank God she’s cute. And rich.

 

 

“I-I’m…. you’re not mad…still….are you?” Seungwan said with an awkward smile

“Hmm”

 

 

Joohyun glares at her before gazing back to her little notes, not wanting to reply to the latter because it’ll only remind her of the failed date. Also the fact that Seungwan forgot their date over a freaking game

 

 

“We’re going on this date whether you like it or not” Joohyun spoke

“W-what! I have the rights to my opinion to! This is a free country!!!”

 

 

But then Seungwan was greeted with another blank stare. A stare that is too creepy to be just a regular blank stare. This is the Joohyun Stare. Or Seungwan ed Up Stare.

Either way, it’s making her her pants

 

 

“W-when I’m with you t-there is no such t-thing as a free country” Seungwan mumbled

“Good”

 

 

Joohyun nods, satisfied with her girlfriend’s answer beause good God Seungwan is ing whipped

 

 

 

 

Picnic Date

 

 

Picnic dates are said to be romantic. It’s where you sit under the scorching sun with your grandmother’s forgotten tablecloth sprawling on the ground. It’s nice, since you’re spending it with your significant other anyway. And when you’re with your person, everything always goes well

 

 

But when your person is Seungwan…

 

 

“Seungwan, why are we at a construction site?”

 

 

Joohyun stares at her girlfriend from the passenger seat, who was also weirded out with the place they were at

 

 

“Didn’t you say you wanted a picnic date near the construction site?” Seungwan asks

“No I didn’t??????”

“Yes you did!!! You said you wanted a date at the pretty place near the construction site!!”

 

 

Joohyun pinches the bridge of her nose

 

 

“Oh my god. Near the Constellation SighT SEUGWAN. THE PARK RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER”

“O-oh…”

 

 

And so they went to another place

 

 

“Is this what a picnic date supposed to feel like?”

 

 

Seungwan asks as she scratches her thighs while her girlfriend was scratching her arms. Apparently, after setting up their things on the ground, it didn’t exactly went the way they imagined it to be. Because there were ants…everywhere.

 

 

“This is all your fault” Joohyun snickered

“Me???? You picked this place!!”

 

 

Joohyun rolls her eyes, not wanting to admit her mistakes. Especially not to Son Seungwan because that might rub it off to her face. Seungwan may be an idiotic angel, but once she finds out she won against her girlfriend, she’ll never let it go

 

 

“ing flies everywhere” Joohyun cursed, swaying her hands left and right and almost hitting Seungwan on the face

 

“It’s probably the food was bad. Where did you get these sandwiches??”

“I made them”

“They’re good!”

 

 

Seungwan took a bite but not forgetting to avoid Joohyun’s smack that went straight at the back of her head for mocking her dish. It’s barely even a dish but whatever

 

 

“Do you know why there are so many ants around?” Seungwan spoke

“Because they’re so tired of you being a ”

“BECAUSE” Seungwan ignored “I’m here. And what am I? Sweet”

 

 

Joohyun stuffed another sandwich in her girlfriend’s mouth from spewing more ridiculous stuff.

The older then tries to make the situation romantic by pulling out wine glasses from the basket, along with a cheap bottle of wine they got from a convenient store. Doesn’t matter if it’s cheap, what matters is that you have a wine so people will look at you in awe. Joohyun is kind of reluctant to drink the wine anyway since it might taste like

 

 

It might be expired too but whatever

 

 

“Why is it so hard for this thing to stand straight?!??!?!”

 

 

Joohyun exclaimed, trying to balance the wine glass on the mat. Or grandmother’s tablecloth, who knows? But turns out it’s harder to place your bottle and glasses of wine on soft ground than expected. Seriously, who comes up with these stuff?

 

 

“That’s because we’re not straight, Hyun. You might wanna bend them a little” Seungwan nods, smiling at her own dumb joke

“Seungwan if you say more stupid things I swear to god—“

 

 

But that don’t matter, screw wine glasses because who has time for that? Not when you’re surrounded by flies and ants constantly biting you in the . Speaking of —

 

 

“CRAMPS!!!!!”

 

 

Seungwan yelled, straightening out her legs and unconsciously knocking the plate of sandwich off.

 

 

“HYUN MY LEGSSSSS. MY !!! I CAN’T FEEL MY !!!”

 

 

Sweet lord

 

 

Picnic date, not ideal

 

 

 

 

Sitting on the bench park

 

 

“Now what the are we supposed to do?”

 

 

Seungwan said while holding her big corndog with a large coke in her other hand as she gazed at her girlfriend who was also doing the exact same thing but with a tteokbokki in hand.

 

 

Now, whoever said sitting on any random bench was romantic?

 

 

“Stare into the horizon I guess?” Joohyun answered

“Baby, the