No One’s POV

 

“KIM YERIM GIVE ME BACK MY CHICKEN”

 

 

It was supposed to be a peaceful day at Red Velvet’s dorm, not until the voice of the legendary Park Sooyoung also known as Joy (ironically) boomed throughout the entire house. Chasing the poor maknae who is currently holding a piece of chicken drumstick on her right hand while skillfully jumping from one couch to another

 

 

“YOU ALREADY ARE A CHICKEN YOU STUPID DUMB”

“I swear to god…”

 

Joy gritted her teeth and lifted up her room slippers before threatening to throw it towards Yeri’s direction. But was stopped by a certain grandma

 

 

“Joy if any of our thing tumbles down because of your slipper I’m going to slit your throat”

“But unnie! That ugly gremlin took my chicken!” Joy nagged

 

 

Before the certain grandma could counter, a hand stops her. It was none other than the Wendy son slash Seungwan slash girlfriend slash hamster slash sugar spice and everything nice

 

 

But we’ll see about that.

Is everything really going to be nice?

 

 

“Hyun, don’t mind them”

“You’re not calling me ‘unnie’ here”

“Hush and let’s get back to this”

 

 

The couple decided to ignore the two satans who are currently busy trying to strangle each other and went back to their previous project. Both of them had a pen and paper in each hand, scribbling off something. And everything.

 

 

“So, this story, how are we going to start?” Wendy asks

“Okay, this is going to be about us. Let’s start anew. We have to break it down one by one” Irene replied

 

 

Wendy nodded

 

 

“What’s first?”

“We’re breaking the fourth wall for the first chapter” Irene proudly smiles

 

 

Wendy had her eyebrows furrowed

 

 

“But unnie, we only have one wall”

“Wendy, I’m not talking about the walls of our dorm. I’m talking about the walls of our story”

“We have walls?” Wendy tilts her head

“What do you see around us?”

“A….wall?”

“Yes and I – God damn it Wendy I’ve explained it to you a million times oh my god let’s just get started”

 

 

Irene pressed her fingers at the bridge of her nose. It’s enough that she had to deal with one lost bear, two idiotic satans and now a silly girlfriend?

 

 

“Okay, so what’s your character going to be?” Wendy asks

“I can be neutral”

“Hyun, you’re obviously going to be too beautiful for this world that even Aphrodite is going to second guess her existence”

“She’s a myth, Seungwan”

 

 

Irene replied while scribbling on her paper

 

 

“That’s another question too. Am I going to be Wendy or Seungwan or Wannie?”

“Well, if you’re rich here you’re obviously going to be Wendy Son but if you piss me off, you are, out of this house”

 

 

Irene glared and Wendy avoided her gaze by scribbling her paper this time, taking mental note of her wrath

 

 

“Mmm, such a long name other than being Wendy”

 

 

Irene rolls her eyes

 

 

“Shut up, and then you’re gonna love to bake and be too good for this world”

“I do love baking”

“Good because you’re gonna bake a lot for me”

 

 

We’ll see about that too. We say nothing about baking edible things

 

 

“Are you gonna hate chicken as well?” Wendy asks cutely

“I still hate chicken”

“Things can change Hyun”

“Hush, we can figure out ourselves later. How about our members?

 

 

Speaking of which…

 

 

Joy walks over to the couple and Yeri was seen to be tied up on a kitchen chair and was forced to watch a compilation video of Joy being y on screen. Curtesy of none other than the tall creature. Yeap, totally normal sight

 

 

“What’s up useless lesbians, what are we doing?” Joy plopped next to Wendy

“What the did you do to her?” Irene peeked over to Yeri

“When you mess with Park Sooyoung, you’re gonna watch a video of Park Sooyoung” Joy shrugged

 

 

Wendy was busy pouting while still taking note of her character

 

 

“Do I need to repeat my question or are you lesbians going to answer me?”

“You’re just the same!” Wendy exclaimed

“Not as disgusting as you guys”

 

 

Irene rolls her eyes

 

 

“Anyways, we’re breaking characters” Irene answered

“Oh good!! I’ll be a y dynamite”

“WE’RE THE OWNERS OF THIS STORY”

“STOP SCREAMING AT ME YOU DUMB HAMSTER” Joy said

“NO YOU STOP SCREAMING AT MY GIRLFRIEND”

 

 

Irene said trying to murder one of her precious member. Oh god, this pointless argument again

 

 

“Okay it’s too early for this” Joy replied

 

 

Irene just glared at the slightly older maknae

 

 

“Like I said, I want to be a y dynamite”

“No, you would always be that sarcastic friend. You and Yeri are both satans” Wendy said

“y satans” Joy corrected

“How about useless satans” Irene muttered

“I HEARD THAT”

 

 

As Irene and Joy about to wring each other’s neck, Yeri managed to free herself from her own bubble of prison before attacking joy from behind the couch.

 

 

Wow, everyone is going at Joy at this point

 

 

“So, what about Seulgi?” Wendy looks at her girlfriend

“Is Seulgi going to be gullible? Or should she be smart?”

 

 

Irene starts clicking on her pen to start on her note

 

 

“LET’S MAKE HER A NUN”

“SEUNGWAN WE ARE NOT MAKING SEULGI GO AMEN AND SILENT NIGHT HOLY NIGHT”

“Aw, where’s the fun in that” Wendy frowned

“Guys’ I think I can pass as Jesus in this story” Yeri butted in

“Even Jesus is snorting right now after looking at your height. You can’t even pass as a true Hades” Irene remarks

“HEY I CAN BE A GOOD JESUS. Let me show you, LET THERE BE LIGHT”

 

 

Yeri screamed at literally no one

 

 

“THE LIGHTS ARE ALREADY ON” Sooyoung screamed

“YOU ARE TOO HIGH I CANT HEAR YOU”

 

 

Irene have decided to ignore the maknaes again before turning to her girlfriend

 

 

“So? What do you think?”

“Let’s test her” Wendy replied

 

 

Wendy placed her pen down before calling out Seulgi’s name. Seulgi walked out of her room in her green bear blanket and a can of pringles in her right hand. Crumbs of chips could be seen from the corner of

 

 

“Yessssss?”

“Seul, did you know that our door changes colour during daylight and when it’s night time it turns into a totally different colour? Manager unnie actually bought a special door for us” Wendy rambles

“REALLY!?!?!?!?!!”

 

 

Irene stares at her friend in disbelief and with a blank face before scribbling onto her note

 

 

“So how do you spell gullible? G…U….L…”

 

 

Seulgi then decided to join the others in the living room, sitting on the carpeted floor

 

 

“What are you guys doing?” The bear a