Where Seungwan is very ‘Joohyun Deprived’

 

 

 

“Unnie”

 

 

Yeri called Sooyoung who was eating her precious chicken drumstick in the kitchen. Sooyoung turned around with a raised brow, probably thinking ways to murder her satanic partner for ruining her moment with her favourite food. But Yeri being Yeri, she probably doesn’t give a anyway

 

 

“What?” Sooyoung asked

“You should come and see this” Yeri pointed at the living area

“Can’t you see I’m a little busy?”

“Just bring your ing chicken with you then????”

 

 

Yeri snapped, Sooyoung only managed to roll her eyes and stood up, not forgetting to bring her plate filled with delicious honey glazed chicken…and a fork. It’s just a preparation to stab Seulgi just in case she asks for one

But what greeted her was not really that surprising. Its just another day where her unnie was acting like a complete dumbo in front of the TV, wearing a huge cape which they assume was her blanket and wraps it around her neck

 

 

“What the is Seungwan unnie doing?” Sooyoung asked

“Beats me” Yeri shrugged

 

 

They watched as Seungwan twirls around the living room with her ‘cape’ flowing like she’s goddamn batman

Or so they thought

And that’s when Seungwan begin to speak

 

 

“Water. BLOOP BLOOP”

 

 

Sooyoung shuffles closer to Yeri and leans it to talk to her

 

 

“What the is a bloop bloop?”

“She’s doing the background music” Yeri said

“For what exactly??????”

“Avatar, I guess?”

“In The Last Airbender, it doesn’t even sound like bloop bloop????” Sooyoung questioned again

“Man I don’t even know. This is what happens when Joohyun unnie isn’t here to control her damn girlfriend”

 

 

Yeri rolls her eyes and tries to grab one of Sooyoung’s chicken only to be smacked right in the face. They heard Seungwan’s voice booming again

 

 

“Earth, DUSHHHH DUSHHH. Fire, SSSSHHHHH HAAAA”

“She thinks she’s a ing dragon?” Yeri said

 

 

Seungwan wraps her cape around her body and turns around like she’s Aang. For god sake

 

 

“Air, SWUUUUSSSHHHHH”

 

 

They kept staring at her

 

 

“Long ago, the four lesbians lived together in harmony”

 

 

Sooyoung frowned and stared at the maknae, who was completely unamused

 

 

“Did she just quote—“

“Yeah”

 

 

Seulgi who was currently sitting at the couch just right across the TV, sat there awkwardly as she kept staring at her best friend’s antique. Is she high or?

 

 

“But then everything changes when the heteroual attacks”

 

 

Seungwan started move around as if she’s the freaking Avatar, mimicking the exact movements from the show and not even caring that she might topple some things over especially that expensive vase Joohyun just bought a couple weeks ago.

 

 

“Only the Avatar, master of four elements could stop them. But when the world needed her most, she VANISHED”

 

 

Seungwan twirls around and hid herself inside her huge cape, wrapping herself like a cocoon

 

 

“Seungwan, we can see you” Yeri spoke

 

 

Obviously, Seungwan ignored her

 

 

“A 100 years passed and my girlfriend and I discovered a new Avatar, a gaybender named Yeri”

“WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS PICKING ON ME”

 

 

Yeri was definitely this, this close on hitting Seungwan with the expensive vase. For god sake, is it not possible for once, just once that Seungwan acts normally and stop getting on Yeri’s nerve? Then again, the maknae as always been satanic, maybe its time for her to taste her own medicine

 

 

“Shut up and let me have my avatar moment!!!!!!” Seungwan yelled

“JUST SIT DOWN AND WATCH THE GODDAMN SHOW”

 

 

Sooyoung screamed and stuffed with more chicken devastatingly. She could not imagine how Joohyun could handle this Seungwan and let alone date her????? The Gods must really love the both of them to make them compatible and to bless Joohyun with such a big patient heart to be able to tolerate with this hamster’s behavior. Sooyoung sighed, and pulled Yeri along to sit with Seulgi on the couch. Poor bear, she’s too kind for the world to even say something to her best friend who’s acting like a complete lunatic in front of her

 

 

“Don’t worry, we won’t let you die alone” Sooyoung said as she sat right next to Seulgi

“Thanks, can I have on—“

“No”

 

 

Sooyoung said and threatened Seulgi with the fork she was holding the entire time. Seulgi huffed and was about to grab her Pringles when they heard Seungwan’s voice

 

 

“APPA YIP YIP”

 

 

They glanced at her, only to be greeted with Seungwan trying to ride the small dog

 

 

“UNNIE GET DOWN FROM HAETNIM OH MY GOD POOR DOG”

“Oh sorry, HAETNIM YIP YIP”

 

 

Sooyoung screamed and sprinted from the couch to save her small loving dog from the outgrown crackhead hamster. It’s safe to say that Sooyoung was so close to breaking her neck but luckily kindhearted Seulgi managed to put that all to a halt before everything goes bonkers. Yeri is a bit thankful that Seulgi is calm

 

 

“CAN SOMEBODY GET JOOHYUN UNNIE BACK FOR GOODNESS SAKE”

 

 

Yeri took her words back

 

 

 

 

The situation died down and all of them finally sat together in the living room, eating snacks while watching some random shows on Netflix. It took a while to calm someone who is very Joohyun Deprived. Of all days Seungwan could be a total pain in the , she chose the day where her dear girlfriend is not present and that drains the energy out of everyone

 

 

“I miss Joohyun” Seungwan sighs

“She’s working, Wan” Seulgi replied

“I just want her to come home, cuddle and then maybe have se—“

“WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW THAT”

 

 

The two satanic duo scream, almost smacking Seungwan with a pillow