Intermission?
Into The Well-known (and everything else)Where wenrene tries podcast
Or if that's what they think it is...
(A.N: something a lil different for this one. Also, all in dialogue format)
Irene: okay this is how its going to work. You're going to start by introducing yourself
Wendy: as your girlfriend or?
Irene: anyway you like. This is a wenrene podcast anyway. Its just us and nobody else
Wendy: should we invite the other three?
Irene: and turn this into chaotic podcast? No thank you. I think im done dealing with a ty you every other chapter ,I need to breathe
Wendy: GASP WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
Wendy: are we breaking the fourth wall
Irene: i need a ing break wendy have you seen how you were made
Wendy: well, i dont know how to break it to you Hyun but i was made because my parents were having-
Irene: YOU SHUT UP RIGHT NOW I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS
Irene: and yes we're going to break the ing fourth wall this is a one of a kind podcast
Wendy: is this even a podcast
Irene: we can talk about literally any right now and it's a podcast
Wendy: well i--
????: SKKKKRRRR PRAP PRAP PRAP
Wendy: what the
????: OKURRRRRRRR
Irene: who the fuc-
????: oh whats this
????: HI IS SOMEONE THERE
Wendy: wait i know that voice
????: OCONOMY
????: i guess we're in someone's line. HELLO IS SOMEONE THERE
????: omg did we break into some satellite thing? IS THIS NASA
????: AREA 51
Irene: HEADS GET OUTTA HERE
Wendy: GET OUT WE'RE TRYING TO DO A MOCK TEST
Irene: its podcast
Wendy: PODCAST
????: oh!!!!! Is that wendy unnie?!?!?!
Wendy: Joy how the did you get into our line
????: oh its your line?!?!?
Irene: YES AND HOW DID YOU GOT IN
Joy: uh... i donno, the three of us we're trying out something and i saw some blinky thing and clicked on it and now we're here!!
????: IS FARTHEAD UNNIE THERE TOO
Irene: for the last time yeri, i was a STAR, AND NOT THAT TYPE OF GAS. ENOUGH FROM THAT CHAPTER ALREADY
Yeri: a gas nevertheless
????: did anybody even noticed me saying oconomy
Irene: yes seulgi, we noticed
Seulgi: I JUST WANT MORE SCREENTIME IN THIS FIC
Wendy: THIS IS A WENRENE PODCAST GO AWAY
Joy: NO WE'RE GONNA STAY HERE AND BE FUNNY AND USEFUL
Irene: no joy, what youre going to do is bang your head on the walls and question your life
Joy: i did that yesterday to Yeri i dont think it'll be a great experience for me
Yeri: I HAVE A HUGE ING BUMP ON MY FOREHEAD BECAUSE OF IT YOU STUPID
Joy; now you can join the flowerhead fish family!
Seulgi: I JUST WANT MORE LINES IN THIS FIC
Wendy: I JUST WANT TO START A MOCK TESTTTTTT
Irene: for the second time Wendy, its PODCAST
Wendy: PODCAST
Yeri: i haven't been on a podcast for so long. Is Irene unnie still using the same fabric softener for her clothes?
Joy: PUT A TRIGGER WARNING NEXT TIME
Seulgi: YEAH SOME OF US ARE HAVING A HARD TIME COPING THIS IS A VERY SENSITIVE ISSUE PLEASE PUT A TW
Irene: what the ???????
Yeri: I WAS JUST ASKING
Wendy: why are you three even here???? Now that you know the blinky thing is us cant you all just leAVE
Seulgi: no, now that we know its you guys, we're gonna stay here longer
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