Fake or Real? | Year 2

Our House [One-Shot/Drabble Collection]

“So… fake or real?” Junhee pops the question once Kris sits down at the dinner table, fresh hot chocolate in hand.

“Real.” Kris says without a second thought along with Misook who sits to her right. The latter nods in agreement pausing every now and then to swallow her delicious beverage.

Junhee leans back, taking her hot chocolate along to the edge of the table. She drums her fingers on her white “#1 Mom” mug, nibbles on her lower lip and tilts her head in question. “Are you sure we’re able to keep a real tree alive?” She spares the two in front of her a sharp look.

The oldest gives an almost lifeless shrug at the question as she noisily rises from her seat to refill her mug with a second serving of coffee.

Kris, though, raises a finger at Junhee as she takes a big gulp to only choke on the hot liquid. The silver haired woman dips her tongue out and fans it, repeating “tis haah, tis haah!”

Junhee gives Kris that look that’s especially reserved for only her. Misook, on the other hand, ignores the dramatic giant as she pours in her sugar and milk.

Finally seemingly to have cooled down her tongue, Kris takes a cautious sip of her hot beverage, smacks her lips once and assures Junhee with, “We have twelve people to water a real tree,” Kris moves her mug in a circle as if to show her point, “We’re fine.”

Misook snorts into her coffee in a failed attempt to not laugh. She places her blue patterned mug down, swallowing whatever coffee that didn’t travel back into the mug and wipes with the back of her sweater’s sleeve. The oldest then turns to face the two who give Misook a look that silently ask if she’s okay. She nods, gives a pointed look at Kris and says, “That’s what you told Jungin about the fishes she won at the summer festival.”

The silver haired woman places her mug down and points a finger at Misook (who’s resting her hands on the kitchen island with her brows raise), ready to throw a comeback but draws up nothing. opens and closes like those two goldfishes Jungin had won. “…Goldfish don’t even have a long life span to start with…” Kris mumbles into her mug as she leans back.

Junhee reaches across and slaps Kris’ shoulder despite holding back a laugh.

May Fishie and Fish rest in peace.

“So then it’s two for real and one for fake?” Junhee waves her finger between Misook and Kris then herself for the latter.

“Why are you opting for artificial?” Misook asks, finding a new spot standing behind the counter with her elbows holding her weight up and her mug nestled in her hands.

“My family usually got a real tree for Christmas, but we have Chanyoung who’s allergic to pollen in general and dust along with mold and Jungin who’s allergic to pine so an artificial tree would suffice.”

Misook nods understandingly with her mug following suit. “I forgot about them. , but we gotta adjust. I don’t want any dying kids on my watch.”

Kris chokes at the conversation unraveling before her. “What, no! It isn’t Christmas without a real tree! C’mon now!” She pushes her mug to the side and lays her large hands on the polished table, fingers moving with her words as she speaks, “There’s, like, pills for their allergies. They can take some. Please don’t take away my tree.” Kris slugs her head down to the table and makes the ugliest saddest face ever.

Junhee and Misook both share a look at each other.

The youngest sighs as if her life is draining from her. “On one condition, Kris—” Junhee starts but Kris is already out of her seat at "one". Junhee dives to grab ahold of Kris before she leaves, “I said on one condition!”

Misook sighs into her mug as the two do their daily shenanigans that would otherwise look like arguments to outsiders. She watches Junhee hammer down rules and the do’s and don’t’s of the condition for Kris as Kris herself just blankly stares. Misook is pretty sure she’s not listening to a word Junhee is saying.

“Understand? Seven or more—no tie!” Junhee finishes off her lecture. Her finally finds its home and her very tired thighs seem to sigh in relief.

“Okay!” Kris resumes her kid-like sugar high. Misook is actually spooked by this because it’s the first time she has ever seen Kris without her default face on. Looks like Junhee wasn’t lying about how big Christmas is to the first tenant.

Kris’ arm is then freed but she doesn’t leave. Instead she surprises Junhee (and Misook) by caging Junhee’s face between her hands and placing a sloppy kiss on her forehead with a psyched, “Thank you!” She scatters out of the dining room faster than Junhee could blink.

Misook downs her coffee as the loud voices of Kris and the others ricochet off the walls. Her eyes are glued to Junhee who is trying her hardest not to smile at her fingertips that had just lightly touched her forehead where Kris’ lips were. Misook snorts.

Junhee jolts and locks eye with Misook. She frowns like a very adorable angry bunny, “Shut up Misook.” Her voice wobbles and Misook knows she’s way to giddy to actually be upset.

“Oh,” Misook finishes her last drop of coffee, “Didn’t know you could read minds now.” She smirks.

“Ugh!”


(In the end it was seven to five with the artificial tree having the most votes.

Kris is bitter but at least she's got that community house decorating in her pocket.

She's [they're] going to win first place or so help her hands from strangling Byun Baekhee from wasting and wrapping lights, tinsel, ribbons and Christmas wrappings around herself.)

A / N:
merry christmas! or happy holidays ya'll! i promised a one-shot and here it is! <3
it may not be the best, i know, but it's just their 1st [2nd] year together so...chaos is in later years xD

["krisho" might be cannon in this story OTL they write themselves i swear it's never planned]
anyways i hope that your final days of 2017 is filled with happiness, smiles and laughter and that your New Year is triple that!!
until next random [probably in Jan for the request shots i'm working on] Monday!

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[Our House] halloween special is up. enjoy and see y'all in future updates. SERIES IS PAUSED [191031]

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MissMinew
#1
Chapter 32: Poor Kris, lmao. <3 I didn't think Junghae would be such a scaredy cat but it's cute. It's ok, Junghae, Lu will protect you. And sure, if Kyungri and Yixin don't up by telling scary stories on Halloween, something's wrong. <3

Also, you should just take however long it takes you and if that's forever, that's also ok. I love you for writing this far and there's no reason to feel guilty. Motivation comes and goes and nothing wrong with that. <3
ChiaToma
#2
Chapter 32: Aww i know that feeling and sometimes its best to leave it well enough alone until you get your motivation back
Though this one was great and seriously these girls are idiots
I hope Kris really gives them a hard time for hitting her with her own bat
I know i would
ChiaToma
#3
Chapter 31: Eww just what the hell
That's horrific indeed and just even more eww
Jeeze
Seyung your would be mine if you did that to me
So so gross
But funny
Looking forward to more
MissMinew
#4
Chapter 31: the ending of seyun’s period drama! and oh my god is it childish as hell lmao
seriously though, that is beyond childish and i wish i could see the fun in pranks but i generally cant (im just a party pooper like that in general tho so it’s nothing on you) uwu
i honestly feel like misook is me, so relatable. her squabble with kris is beyond understandable lol. jungin is ridiculously sweet to film all this. junghae’s reaction surprises me a little uwu idk, i just thought she would’ve thrown it back at seyun like “disgusting” *sticking her nose in the air like she isn’t affected* and then she’d take a loooooooooong shower afterwards.

by god do i understand chanyoung’s reaction tho, fish sauce and vomit? yikes ;;

(is fish sauce yellow?? i always assumed it was a light brown >.< otherwise the origin of the lemonade is beyond questionable uwu)

love you! you’re the best <3
MissMinew
#5
*regarding your authors thoughts*
post them as new uwu or at least make it clear that the old chapter has been updated uwu i want to be able to read the new chapters ~
ChiaToma
#6
Chapter 30: Oh Kris
So whipped.
Squeee
My ship sails
If they would just stop being idiots and get together
Though what creative project where Minxing up to? It sounds fun
Looking forward to next Monday...even though it'll be a few days after for me actually reading
MissMinew
#7
Chapter 30: i honestly never ever thought id say this but wow junhee, that was a big jerk move and kris deserved better. i know i dislike kris and all and kris can be a jerk but this?? this is so not ok. this is so so so important to kris, a meeting that could determine her ing career in sports and junhee finds herself worth more???? no.

this is so manipulative and wrong. i do not condone. shame on yixin for being in on this. as if junhee’s blind dates were more important? she could’ve brought any of the girls along but knows she can manipulate kris because kris likes her. that is just so awful. not a good friendship move at all. i feel like scolding her so bad. and yixin too.

they should be grown-ups. this is ... disgusting. misook at least were on kris’ side, thinking it wouldn’t work but she should’ve stopped them before it got out of control like this. ugh.

love the chapter as always. love you as always. just - you told me to be honest and their actions in this chapter is just not ok ;; sorry girls, they’re not.

(also, you really need to tell us more about misook and her art because you hint at it so often and it’s making me ridiculously curious. how talented is she? do the others know? is it something she hides from her or something she displays? curious curious ~ <3 )
ChiaToma
#8
Chapter 29: Aww so cute A chapter
Oh so Kris saw something personal about Min without permission
Interesting and that explains a lot
Why do I think that these girls at the park would just be madness mixed with cuteness and lots of ice cream even though they're supposed to be getting fit lol
MissMinew
#9
Chapter 29: im not saying im in love with your misook but im in love with your misook. uwu she’s so sweet! innocent and cute, kind and intelligent, looking for knowledge and still vulnerable and learning. she never wants her way in a bad way (cough like a certain someone it isn’t only misook who has beef with). and she’s insecure. it’s so adorable. i wonder what she won? ;;
anyway, i love her, hello, thank you for listening to my ted talk about why misook is perfect.

also i know lu agrees so high five lu! besides i really like this chapter from lu’s POV. it makes her soft. i know she says that about misook but honestly, she’s a bit ashamed of her thoughts, she’s shy around misook and she just ... feels so much.

this is an amazing chapter! genuinely uwu (and it’s not just because im xiumin-biased in all forms)
MissMinew
#10
Chapter 28: i kinda laugh-cried when they talking about Kyungri because i can just imagine the window was open because she snuck out and now that kris has closed it, she’s gonna be standing in the cold winter morning when she comes back and she’ll be like “im going to kill whoever snuck into my room my god”. it’s a good vision uwu

also, don’t change the name of junhee’s bunny. there’s a story behind it so it should stay. and don’t feel bad about it! <3

kris and junhee always seems like ... idk, it’s cute when you write it but uwu <3 thank you. sorry this comment TvT