I don't understand your deal

I don't like skater boys
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Complications. They may range from something as serious as getting your neck snapped by the neighbourhood kids throwing around a boomerang (quite unlikely, but if you're on bad terms with lady luck-take care, seriously) or something as terrifying, but quite smaller in the intensity on the pain scale would be the current situation Jungkook's in.

"Just kill me, Lord ! Kill me, right now ! I, have been a righteous soul all my 17 years of life and today, I ask of you, Oh merciful ! One request, one obligation ! Kill me now."

That.

Or God could ship him a pair of new pants but he's sure that amazon isn't connected to that standard of spirituality to hear his screaming requests through the boys washroom of a high school in Seoul. 

The reason of distress, if not evident enough, or if you're erted minds have taken you to other places then do allow your humble author to clarify-

The head tore his pants during P.E

Yes.

A huge hole right in the center of the pelvic girdle, if you know what I mean (let's keep things PG) and apparently at these times (times when you desperately need your best friend a.k.a b*tch send that S.O.S  right now ! NOW !)  Taehyung has gone missing. 

Taehyung has Geography classes at this hour, which means that the boy will probably try to have a talk with Jimin and umm.. casually get an update on his love life (detrimental to Jungkook's health) and Jungkook's in the midst of an existential crisis. 

If there was any way to make the bell ring faster, then Jungkook would have done it by now but unfortunately that's not on his 'to do list'. Scratch that. 'DAMN RULES, I'M DYING' list today, because even if he did attempt to do so, he can't just waddle with a hole giving an eyeful of his VIP parts in his pants to strike that darned gong. 

 

Jungkook prays desperately for Taehyung to teleport to him as soon as possible, because he's still in his sports uniform and unfortunately for him, his cellphone is still in his locker along with the rest of his school uniform ! He just needs his pants ! Why is no one entering the boys washroom at this hour ? But Gahh.. it would be so embarrassing to ask someone to get his pants for him, therefore Taehyung needs to get here on his own accord !

Somehow.

They say if you pray for someone, wish desperately for something than the whole universe conspires to make way for you, get things done for you like a perfectly played out card in a game of poker, so Jungkook concentrates, closing his eyes and taking in a deep shuddering breath as he projects Taehyung's face in his mind - long features, tall lanky legs, brownish hair, boxy smile, small hands, crescent

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Noctis_luna98 #1
Chapter 15: updated please authornimmmm(ToT)(ToT) i already missed your story so so so muchhh❤❤❤
blissfulcoconuts
#2
Iiiiiiiiii have realized even though I've read your latest updates (which were awesomeeeeeee) I had failed to comment XD too many feels
MrsNobody001 #3
Chapter 15: Your story is really GOOOD!!! I like the writing style that's what I NEED! And also I was looking for teasing, enemies jikook for a while THANKS :3 :3 i could handle a little after a while o.O XD XD (I'm so shamles) nothing big btw just tension tesnios XD
Alicedevlie #4
Chapter 15: :') so beautiful :') i can't handle the amount of cuteness! >.<
Alicedevlie #5
Chapter 13: Finallyyyyyyyyyyy! Oh gosh I love you for this! You have no idea how long i've been waiting, i'm glad you got out of that writers block, i know the feeling all too well! <3
YukariStarzYjae
#6
Chapter 15: ahahaha..toothpaste addd...haha tae..just wait until u confess to your crush..ehem..yoongi..ehem