Tiffany: Jessiiiiiiiii

Tiffany: Crazydreamerrrrrrrr

Tiffany: My bae

Tiffany: Are you thereeeee

Jessica: Always so sickeningly sweet.

Tiffany: But you like it, don’t you? ;)

Jessica: Are you drunk?

Tiffany: Maybeeeee

Jessica: Go get some sleep, Tiff.

Tiffany: But I wanna talk to youuuuu

Jessica: You can talk to me tomorrow.

Tiffany: Why don’t you wanna talk to me

Jessica: I do, just not now. Not when you’re drunk.

Tiffany: do you not like me anymore

Jessica: Silly Tiff, of course I still like you.

Tiffany: good i like you too youll never leave me right

Jessica: I won’t.

Tiffany: youll tell me your secrets soon rightttw

Jessica: Yes, Tiff. Go sleep. You’re sounding more incoherent now.

Tiffany: promiseeewq

Jessica: Yes.

Jessica: Now, go sleep.

Tiffany: Crosse yourf heartgvd

Jessica: Yes, I cross my heart.

Jessica: Sleep.

Tiffany: newfuivirebv

Jessica: Are you asleep now?

Jessica: At least sign out next time. Sigh.

Jessica: Good night, silly.

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Tiffany: Jessi, please tell me I didn’t say stupid things yesterday

Jessica: ...

Tiffany: OH MY GOD I DID

Tiffany: OH MY GOD JESSUS PLEASE FORGIVE ME

Tiffany: I WAS INTOXICATED I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT I WAS SAYING

Tiffany: PLEASE FORGIVE THIS INCOMPETENT PERSON

Jessica: You were horribly incoherent.

Tiffany: I really am sorry, Jessi

Tiffany: What exactly did I say?

Jessica: Not telling.

Tiffany: Jessi, you meanie :((((((

Jessica: Don’t worry.

Jessica: You’re horribly cute when you’re drunk.

Jessica: And horribly silly as well.

Tiffany: You sound as if I said something really stupid and dumb

Jessica: Maybe~

Tiffany: JESSI TELL ME

Jessica: Nope.

Tiffany: Just tell me if I said anything stupid

Jessica: Well, not stupid. We made a promise.

Tiffany: What promise

Jessica: That’s for me to know and for you to never find out. ;)

Tiffany: Wink smileys don’t suit you

Tiffany: And they’re annoying when they’re from you

Tiffany: Meanie

Jessica: I’m annoying now? Someone was begging me not to leave yesterday. I wonder who.

Tiffany: ASGDFUFUEWIVNEWK

Tiffany: VWNEGIUWRHJNEFWIJEFNWIGVNWEIJFI

Tiffany: JESSICA JUNG STOP TORTURING ME AND SPILL IT OMG

Jessica: I’m really glad conversations from yesterday cannot be recovered.

Tiffany: Jessiiiii tell meeeeeee

Jessica: I will.

Jessica: Soon.

Tiffany: Ugh so done with you

Tiffany: On a scale of one to ten i am so done with you the scale doesn’t even matter anymore

Jessica: On a scale of one to ten, your cuteness is less than three.

Tiffany: What why

Tiffany: I’m so cute

Jessica: <3

Tiffany: Oh

Tiffany: DID YOU JUST

Tiffany: OMG THE PUN

Tiffany: Okay Jessi, okay

Jessica: You’re so cute, silly Tiff.

Tiffany: I’ll be your Silly Tiff if you’ll be my Awkward Jessi ;) <3

Jessica: Stop flirting with me, playgirl. You’re such a Casanova. A silly one, too.

Tiffany: I’m only silly for you <3

Jessica: Mind to tell me why you got silly drunk yesterday?

Tiffany: Party!!

Jessica: You go to parties often?

Tiffany: No, it was a friend’s birthday

Tiffany: Alcohol somehow got involved

Jessica: Learn to take care of yourself. Don’t make irrational decisions.

Tiffany: Aww my awkward Jessi cares :)))))))

Jessica: Of course I would! You seemed completely wasted last night. I don’t even know how you got home safely.

Tiffany: Cab and I like that you care :)))))

Jessica: Silly Tiff, don’t make me worry.

Tiffany: I promise I won’t next time

Tiffany: I cross my heart

Jessica: You promised.

Tiffany: And I won’t break it

Jessica: Goodnight, my silly Casanova.

Tiffany: Sleep tight, awkward Jessi <3

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+author's notes: i wasn't going to update but it's fany fany tiffany's birthday so here you go! happy birthday to the pink monster whose smiles can light up the entire world! hope you guys'll have a great weekend! :) do leave a comment if you're dropping by! :))))