Jessica: How was the guy?

Tiffany: Horrible

Tiffany: Ugly too

Tiffany: It’s all your fault

Tiffany: I’m going to kill you

Jessica: It’s not my fault though.

Tiffany: :(

Tiffany: You made me meet up with a horrible person :((((((((

Jessica: What does he look like?

Tiffany:

Jessica: But he’s actually really good looking?????

Tiffany: Nope

Tiffany: Ugly

Jessica: Tiffany, you need to get your eyes checked.

Tiffany: So you think he’s hot?

Jessica: Well, yeah, he’s good-looking. That’s for sure.

Tiffany: Just no

Jessica: He looks rich.

Tiffany: I guess he is

Jessica: He looks like a decent, well-mannered guy too.

Tiffany: Then why don’t you go date him then?

Jessica: What? I’m just saying he’s a good catch.

Tiffany: I don’t like him. He’s horrible.

Jessica: Okay, okay. He’s horrible. There. He doesn’t suit you, you should find someone else. Okay? Please don’t use full stops.

Tiffany: That’s better :))))))))

Jessica: Silly Tiff.

Tiffany: It’s been a while since you called me that :)))))

Jessica: Do you like being called silly that much?

Tiffany: Only if it’s you calling me that ;)

Jessica: Oh dear. Casanova is here.

Tiffany: Jessi, are you dating anyone now?

Jessica: ...Why are you asking me this?

Tiffany: I just want to know!! We’re friends but you never tell me anything

Tiffany: You promised :(((((((

Jessica: I promised to tell you. I will. Soon.

Tiffany: So are you dating?

Jessica: Sigh.

Jessica: No. Not now.

Tiffany: Good

Jessica: How is that good? You want me to live until I’m 70, single and all alone?

Tiffany: Yup! Because you belong to me!!

Jessica: How possessive.

Tiffany: Only of you.

Jessica: Cheesy Casanova, go away.

Tiffany: Never :)))))))

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Tiffany: Jessi are you there I’m bored :(((

Jessica: Aren’t you having a lecture now?

Tiffany: Yes

Tiffany: But the lecturer is old. Old things are boring

Jessica: Pay attention, Missy.

Tiffany: Entertain me!!! :(((((((

Jessica: No.

Tiffany: Jessica

Jessica: What?

Tiffany: You’ll tell me about yourself some day right?

Jessica: I promised, didn’t I?

Tiffany: Yes, you did

Tiffany: Just a gentle reminder so you won’t forget :))

Tiffany: Don’t forget about me, my Jessi

Jessica: I won’t.

Jessica: Now please pay attention.

Jessica: I refuse to be held responsible for your failing grades.

Tiffany: JESSI

Jessica: Save your grades before saving me.

Tiffany: But you’re more important

Jessica: Am I?

Tiffany: Of course! You’re the most important to me!!

Jessica: Then listen to me and pay attention to your lecturer.

Tiffany: Yes, your highness :((((

Jessica: Good girl.

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