Jessica: Hey.

Tiffany: OMG YOU’RE TALKING TO ME AGAIN.

Jessica: Is it that shocking?

Tiffany: I expected you to freak out over how creepy I was and never talk to me ever again.

Jessica: Well, here I am.

Tiffany: I’m glad you’re here :)))))))))

Jessica: So you never told me the story of pinkboobygoodies.

Tiffany: NOOOOOO BYE.

Jessica: Hey! No fair! You knew how my username came about!

Tiffany: Bye

Jessica: If you sign out, I will unfollow you and I will hunt you down and I WILL kill you.

Tiffany: :(

Tiffany: Spare me, won’t you?

Jessica: No.

Tiffany: Aww, but Jessiiiii

Jessica: I didn’t realize we were on a nickname basis already.

Tiffany: You don’t like it?

Jessica: No, I like it, Tiff.

Tiffany: OMG YOU CALLED ME TIFF. OMG.

Jessica: Are you alright?

Tiffany: Yeah, just casually dying here.

Jessica: You’re silly.

Tiffany: And you’re pretty.

Jessica: CHEESY. You don’t even know how I look in real life. I could be really ugly, you know.

Tiffany: No, you sound pretty. And therefore, you are.

Jessica: Well, that’s sweet of you to say.

Tiffany: I mean it tho!

Jessica: ... You must be a real player.

Tiffany: WHAT NO

Jessica: That sounded like a lie.

Tiffany: I’m not. I’m actually a lot less outgoing in real life.

Jessica: Yeah, and pigs can fly.

Tiffany: I’m telling the truth!!!!

Jessica: Yeah, and animals can talk.

Tiffany: JESSI IM SERIOUS BELIEVE ME

Jessica: I believe you as much as I believe the fact that the moon is hotter than the sun.

Tiffany: ASDFGHJKL WHY WONT YOU BELIEVE ME

Jessica: Cause you’re such a player.

Tiffany: I’m sad that you don’t believe me. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of my heart breaking.

Jessica: ...Definitely a player.

Tiffany: If I tell you the story of my username, will you believe me?

Jessica: Okay.

Tiffany: I love pink.

Jessica: Okay...

Tiffany: I have huge s.

Jessica: WHAT?!

Jessica: TIFFANY DID YOU JUST

Tiffany has signed out.

Jessica: Oh my god, you’re such an .

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+author's notes: i'm so glad you guys enjoy it????? hopefully this entertained you as well. my tests are finally over so i'll probably be updating more often. rejoice! hope you guys have a wonderful day.

+PS: has anyone seen snsd on running man? aren't they just the cutest, funniest bunch of cutiepies? swoonsssss