Tiffany: Jessiiiiiii I need your help

Jessica: What?

Tiffany: You must have had lots of experience dating right?????

Jessica: Not really.

Tiffany: I don’t believe you

Jessica: Why not?

Tiffany: Do you see me narrowing my eyes

Jessica: No.

Tiffany: >.> ugh you’re no fun

Jessica: So what help do you need?

Tiffany: Advice? I thinkkkk???

Jessica: About?

Tiffany: So you’ve dated a lot right???

Jessica: I’ve dated a few.

Tiffany: I knew it!!

Jessica: Just why do you think I’ve dated a lot?

Tiffany: Because you’re pretty :)

Jessica: Stop it. Do you see me rolling my eyes?

Tiffany: No.

Tiffany: But you’re crazydreamer! THE crazydreamer. THE POPULAR BLOGGER ON TUMBLR. MY IDOL. OMG YOU MUST HAVE DATED A LOT

Jessica: OH MY GOD TIFF STOP I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS.

Tiffany: Jessus.

Jessica: What?

Tiffany Jessus.

Jessica: I don’t get you, Tiff.

Tiffany: Jessica + Jesus. Jessus. My Jessus.

Jessica: Oh my god. What do I do with you?

Tiffany: Love me, feed me, never leave me.

Jessica: So what advice do you need?

Tiffany: I like someone.

Tiffany: Hello?

Tiffany: Jessus are you there

Tiffany: JESSUS YOU CAN’T DIE

Jessica: Calm your pinkboobygoodies. I went to get a drink. Dying of thirst.

Tiffany: My goodies are calm.

Jessica: Okay, so you like someone. And?

Tiffany: Should I confess?

Jessica: Well, is the guy a douchebag?

Tiffany: What? That’s the first thing you ask about him??????

Jessica: Well yeah, I wouldn’t want you to end up with a broken heart.

Tiffany: AWW MY JESSUS CARES AFTER ALL <3

Jessica: Shut up.

Jessica: Anyway.

Tiffany: Don’t change the subject. MY JESSUS LOVES MEEEE <3 <3 <3

Jessica: You’re so silly sometimes. I don’t even know why I’m still here talking to you.

Tiffany: You love me <3

Jessica: Nope.

Tiffany: You love me because I’m pretty, y and cute.

Jessica: I wish your ego would be as small as your s.

Tiffany: MY S AREN’T SMALL. JESSICA JUNG SOO YEON. MY S AREN’T SMALL.

Jessica: I’m pretty sure they are, Ms Pinkboobygoodies.

Tiffany: :( :( :(

Tiffany: My s aren’t small :(

Jessica: Okay, keep telling yourself that. Why are you even here?

Tiffany: Because I need your advice?

Jessica: Right. Well. Why not? I don’t see why you can’t.

Tiffany: Really? What if he rejects me? :(

Jessica: Then that would reduce your ego to your size

Tiffany: OMG JESSICA JUNG SO DONE WITH YOU

Jessica: You asked for my advice, silly.

Tiffany: If I get hurt, it’s your fault

Jessica: Why is it suddenly my fault?

Tiffany: Because you told me to confess

Jessica: Pretty sure you won’t get rejected anyway.

Tiffany: Why? Cause I’m pretty, y and cute? ;)

Jessica: I’ll take that as a cue to leave.

Tiffany: You’re so mean Jessi

Jessica: I’ve got work to do. Shoo.

Tiffany: Aww :(

Tiffany: Bye, Jessi~

Jessica: Bye, silly.

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+author's notes: can i just say how glad i am to know that you guys enjoy this? i was pretty unsure of starting something like this but your comments fill my heart with warmth. my friend (junxiety) and i did a little snippet/outtake of this and i guess it still needs some editing before i post it here so haha. do let me know what you think of this chapter. today's a friday on my side of the world. so if it's friday for you too, hope you guys have a great weekend. if it's not, then i wish you guys all the best and have the strength to last the rest of the week. love you guys! <3