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"Can we please speak in Korean?"

"Kimchi, how many times do I have to tell you? No."

"Why not?"

"Because my goal is to expand your horizons."

"My English is already really good though."

"Sehun?"

"Yeah?"

"Shut the up."

After driving for an another hour before stopping by a tucked-away cafe for breakfast and the two bickered the morning away until the the sun that was high in the sky, was now covered by a thick blanket of clouds. The air outside the car was very humid and hot, Luhan blasted the air con while Sehun whined because the air was blasting directly on his chest, right through his thin shirt.

("Sehun, your s are pointy."

"Turn the ing air con off, pLEASE."

"Pointy nip nops."

"Stop it."

"You have lil hats right now."

"...."   )

It wasn't long before the first drops of the afternoon rain began to hit against the windows of the car as they drove along the highway, dropping by a McDonald's drive-thru to grab lunch and eating it under the shelter of the car. They had left the outskirts of the city a while ago, driving with the smooth curves of the roads, Luhan belting out the radio because the younger would not shut up. Lush green countrysides replaced the urban lanscapes, the busy streets and boulevards get taken over by empty dirt roads and freeways. Soon, the rain was thundering down onto the groud below, momentarily stopping the two men from arguing because they were two busy silently appreciating how the damp roads reflected the light from the headlights of the other vehicles that had occupied the same long roads as them.

"Are we there yet?"

"Literally, shut the up, I'm driving."

He didn't really know what else to say, now that the older man made it clear that he would much rather hear the navigator's robotic voice than Sehun's. Sehun pouted in response, smudging his nose against the window as he watched the outside woosh past in a blur. Normally, it was him at the steering wheel, it was very rare for for him to be in the passenger seat. Then again, Jongin was terrible at driving. Sehun felt a shiver going up his spine, scowling at the thought of his ex as he crossed his arms and slid further down into his seat.

"What are you doing?" asks Luhan, glancing at the wriggling younger man with an eyebrow raised.

"Thinking about an ," huffs Sehun.

"Glad to know I'm in your thoughts, babe." Sehun glares at him in disgust.

They fell back into silence once again, Luhan still muttering the navigator's instructions under his breath while his fingers grazed the steering wheel, occasionally gripping it tight. His phone kept buzzing, but he chose to ignore it.

"Are you not going to check your phone?" asks Sehun, getting irritated from the constant buzzing.

Luhan looks at him with an expression of repulsion, "I'm driving, you soggy Vegemite sandwich. You check it if it's annoying you."

"What if your boyfriend sent you nudes?"

"I can show you our tape if you are that keen."

"You disgust me."

"Just kidding, it's probably Yixing." Sehun gives him a vary glance, before taking the phone and looking at the lock screen. 

Chode: Hannie pls Auntie is out to get me.

"Is 'Chode' Yixing?" Luhan nods with a smile. 

"Read out what he wants."

"Han, where are you........Han, is Sehun down to later?........Han is Joonmyun single by any chance....Han where u at.......I'm gonna ask Joonmyun and Sehun for a if you don't reply.....Auntie is holding a knife either she's cooking dinner for once or she's about to chop my off........REPLY TO ME.....do I have to read the rest?"

"Nah yeah, I get the idea. Just type a smiley face and send it."

"Okay," Sehun quickly types it in before sending it, still holding the phone in his hands unsure of what to do next. Instantly, a reply comes back. 

LU ING HAN ANSWER TO ME

"Send a smiley face again. Just keep on sending one."

:)

STOP SENDING ME THOSE U FUKIN  

:)

I'm gonna steal the hot boyz and you can't do anything about it 

:)

I will willingly have with Joonmyun if you don't reply properly

Sehun scrunched his nose, "Ew."

:( :(

"Okay okay turn it off now," urges Luhan, knocking the phone out of his hand. 

"Your cousin is gross. Joonmyun is probs still a ."

"I didn't need to know- wait what? For reals? Like your rich hot daddy hyung is a ?" Sehun nonchalantly shrugs. "That's the saddest thing I've heard all morning. No wonder he lo