Tiffany: Argh!!! What am I going to wear? This is all your fault Sica!!! You could have at least waited until I had bought something fancy to wear before you tossed me to someone!!! Now I have absolutely nothing to wear! What am I going to do??

Jessica: If you have nothing to wear, then wear nothing. I'm sure Taeyeon would like it...

Tiffany: Byuntae!! Shut up!!! Chincha, what am I going to wear?

Jessica: Just wear one of the many skirts you bought today.

Tiffany: But they're all so plain. (she points to the dozens of expensive dresses scattered around the hotel room, all of which had been discarded because Tiffany decided it wasn't appropriate.)

Jessica rolls her eyes (sarcastically): Yea, the chanel is cheap, the anna sui is plain, the gucci shoes are ghetto, the tommy hilfiger is retarded, the Alaia is ugly, the-

Tiffany: Dae, dae, I get your point. So which one do I wear? First impressions are forever.

Jessica: She already has a first impression. You tried to flirt with her in english, then failed and burst out laughing. that's forever. Now, just pick a dress and wear it.

Tiffany: How about hair? What do I do about hair? Up? Down? Curled? Crimped? Straight? Help!!! (whines) Ahh!!! this is so difficult.

Jessica: Gee.. and you told me you didn't like her. (sarcastically) yea, you really don't like her. that's why you're having a nervous breakdown over what to wear on a date with her.

Tiffany: Okay, so maybe I like her a little bit.

Jessica: A little?

Tiffany: You aren't gonna get any more commitment from me! Now help!!!

Jessica: Go with something simple. Short dress with slim fittings. just leave your hair down, slap on some makeup and you're done.

Tiffany grabs a couple of dresses matching Jessica's description, her hair brush, makeup and rushes into the bathroom.

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A little later...

A knock is heard at the door. Jessica drops the magazine she has been reading since Tiffany went into the bathroom and answers the door.

Taeyeon: Is Tiffany ready?

Jessica: Aniyo, and she's been in there since we got back from the mall.

Tiffany: Shut up!

Taeyeon and Jessica turn to see Tiffany in a stunning pink dress. Her shi