"Kitty!" 

There's Jonguppie hyung, oh god.

Great, Himchan hyung told me I should just go ahead and tell him how I feel but hell, he didn't specify if I should be in cat form or human form... God damn, now Jonguppie hyung's like a thousand feet higher than me. , does he hate me? I scratched that girl's face... I hope it stays forever, that bad woman. Oh no--

"Little cat, where did you disappear to?"

Oh damn, Jonguppie hyung, if you hold me so close to your face I just might die from a heart attack... And yes please scratch my head, I like that... No, no, don't stop! Why did you stop?

Jonguppie hyung... why are you sighing?

"Haha, are you hugging me? Thank you..."

Jonguppie hyung... your hands are so warm... but why do you look so sad? Is it because of me? Because I upset that girl? I'm sorry, don't hate me!! And god damn, that girl was mean to you, Jonguppie hyung!

"Meow. Haha. Remember the girl you scratched? Haha, she really dislikes me now..."

Oh nooooo, HYUNG!! DON'T CRY!!

"But then... I guess... She's not really my type anymore."

Oh my god Jonguppie hyung, you know how sad your smile is? Let me hug you again--

"She says she doesn't like cats... she doesn't like animals... but why? Little animals are so cute right? Especially you, you cute little thing."

M-me? C-cute little... thing? Hyung you have to stop lifting me up so suddenly, my heart can't take it. Oh god, don't drop me!

"You're the best. You're always with me."

I'm so glad you know, hyung. I'll be with you till the end of the world...

"So, how did it go?"

"Hyung called me a cute little thing."

One hand on the kitchen counter and the other on his waist, Himchan gauges the 1.86m of cuteness from head to toe. Well alright, he's marginally correct.

"So... the two of you...?" Himchan grins lopsided, pointing his index fingers to and fro but then Junhong looks away to the corner of his eyes with wringing hands and Himchan knows ain't real.

"What?! You didn't tell him?"

"I was a cat! I can't speak!"

"What the f-- DUDE, YOU HAVE A HUMAN BODY!"

"YOU DIDN'T TELL ME TO GO SEE HIM LIKE THIS!"

Himchan smacks a hand over his face. This kid is beyond dense.

"So what now? When are you going to grow some brains and balls to go tell your lovely Jonguppie hyung that you love him so much you think about him so much all the time I COULD HEAR IT GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD?!"

"STOP PRESSURING ME!!"

Junhong takes flight and slams the bedroom door shut. Yongguk cranes his neck from the couch to the direction of the ruckus and sighs, shaking his head. "I feel like a father of a teenage girl and then there's her angsty mother... God... "

"BANG YONGGUK I CAN HEAR YOU THINK!"

Junhong isn't the kind to give up that easily, even if it meant he has to be embarrassed and really put out of his comfort zone. He'll march down to th