16.

It's all fun and games

“Oh bed! How I’ve missed you so!!!” Luhan sighed happily as he let himself flop down on said piece of furniture.

Sehun rolled his eyes, “We’ve been out for like an hour...” he chuckled, “You seriously need help if you’re that attached to an inanimate object”

“This, coming from the boy that growls at people if they touch his special blanket” Luhan shot back, an amused smile playing about his lips.

“Hey now, I’ve had it since I was a baby! It’s important! And I don’t want people infecting it with their gross, infective germs! Mainly Kai...” he defended, “Ah, Lu, I’m really sorry, but I’ve gotta run”

Luhan frowned and sat up, “Huh? Why? I was hoping we could spend some time together...” he pouted.

Sehun chuckled and walked over to Luhan, grabbing his hands and pulling the shorter boy to his feet and hugging him, “All we do is spend time together” he said sweetly, “Not that I mind, but I did promise Sulli I’d go grab coffee with her so we can catch up”

Luhan rubbed his nose against Sehun’s neck cutely, “I meant like... we could... get to know each other a little more... intimately” he whispered, placing soft butterfly kisses down to the younger’s collar bone.

“Nghh, Lu, don’t do this to me!” Sehun groaned, “I promised her”

Luhan continued to plant kisses all over Sehun’s collar and neck, “But it’s so tempting~ and I want you to stay”

Sehun groaned again before grabbing Luhan’s chin lightly and tilting his head up, pressing their lips together in a chaste kiss, “Now,” he said as he pulled back, “I have to go. Spend some time with your friends or something, I feel like I’m stealing you away. I’ll be back in a couple of hours, Princess~” and with that, he let go of the elder and walked out the door with a cute wave and a wink.

It wasn’t long before he found Sulli, waiting by the fountain with a huge, bright, grin on her face.

“Hey!” Sehun called, walking up to her with a grin, “What are you so happy about?”

“Oh, wouldn’t you like to know, Hunnie~” she beamed, taking a hold of his hand and leading them to the same cafe they always went to.

Sehun laughed, “Well, yeah. That’s kind of why I asked” he said as they walked over to the counter to order their drinks.

“Well I’ll tell you when we sit down” Sulli said, nudging him with her elbow.

They got their drinks and made their way to a small table near the window and sat down, “Okay, spill”

“Minho, you know that guy I told you I like, well... He asked me on a date! It’s tomorrow night” she said, doing her best not to squeal in excitement.

“Aww, look at you getting all happy over a boy!” Sehun cooed jokingly, “Where’s he taking you?”

“He said it’s a surprise” she grinned, “I’m so happy, HunHun! I can’t even... Urgh..” she giggled cutely, “Anyway, enough about me, I’ll tell you all about that after, what’s happening with you and Luhan oppa?”

Sehun shrugged slightly, but smirked, “Oh you know, same old”

Sulli’s eyes narrowed as she leant forward on the table, “What aren’t you telling me, Oh Sehun? Don’t make me beat it out of you”

“Please, you couldn’t beat a ten year old in a fight” he scoffed, then laughed, “But... If I tell you something, you have to promise me that you won’t tell anyone. And I mean it, Sul. If you tell anyone what I’m about to tell you, I will seriously never speak to you again”

Sulli looked over Sehun’s suddenly serious face for a moment before nodding, and holding out her pinkie finger, “Pinkie promise” she smiled as Sehun rolled his eyes and linked his pinkie with hers.

Sehun leant forward and said in a hushed voice, “Luhan and I... We’re dating”

“Like for real?!” Sulli half screamed, earning herself glares and shocked looks from the other customers.

“Yes, now shut up, idiot. You can’t tell anyone, we’re keeping it on the hush for now” Sehun smiled, “he’s amazing...”

“Can I count this as a win?” Sulli asked with a smirk.

Sehun raised a brow, “Dude, that’s seriously where you go to?” he asked, Sulli nodded, “Fine, you can if you keep your big mouth shut”

“I’m gonna ignore that comment” she rolled her eyes, “And get straight to congratulating you. I am so freaking proud of you, Sehunnie! Urgh, my feels!”

“Gees, you’re worse than Kai!” Sehun said, “But thanks, I think...”

Sulli laughed before taking a large gulp of her drink, “So, who asked who?”

“Well, it was a joint think I guess, but I suppose I asked him. He brought it up though. And now, we’re... yeah” Sehun answered with a dazed sort of smile.

“Have you had yet?” she asked cheekily.

“Yah! Choi Jinri!” Sehun scolded, “Who asks that?! Seriously, stop spending time with Kai! And no, we haven’t, it’s been like three days, Sul. Jesus...”

Sulli couldn’t help herself as she burst into a fit of laughter, “Sorry, but come on, with you two, odds were you would get it on and then admit you’re into each other”

“You know, I’m starting to regret coming here... I might just go back to the dorm if you don’t shut up” Sehun glared, but Sulli only laughed more.

“Actually,” she said, “I’m meeting up with Kai after this, so I can walk back with you. Come on,” she drank the last of her drink and got to her feet, “let’s go”

And with that she headed out of the cafe, leaving Sehun to follow after her in confused shock.

***

Luhan flailed miserably as he tried to think of what to do and drawing a blank. He could, as Sehun had suggested, spend time with his friends, but that would require moving... unless...

He reached over for his phone and dialled Xiumin’s number before bringing it to his ear.

“Hello?”

“I’M BORED!!!” Luhan wailed down the phone.

“Lu, I was kind of in the middle of something – Yah, wait a minute, I’m on the phone, what do you want?”

“Come play with me! Chen can wait” Luhan sing-songed, “Sehun’s gone and I thought of you first, feel lucky! So come play, Baozi!”

“Tsk, you’re such a child.” Xiumin scoffed, “Fine, I’m on my way” he said before hanging up the phone.

Luhan grinned to himself before dropping his phone next to him and sitting up, making sure the place looked half decent before Xiumin showed up – which was about two minutes later.

***

Kai frowned as he walked out of his room and bumped right into Sehun.

“Watch it, I was walking there” Kai huffed, shoving Sehun out of the way slightly.

Sehun grabbed Kai’s arm and pulled him back inside the latter’s room, “What’s wrong?” he asked, as Sulli followed him in and closed the door behind her.

“Nothing, I’m just fine. Absolutely ing fantastic” Kai spat moodily.

Sehun sighed softly before pulling Kai into him and wrapping his arms tightly around his friend, “Don’t lie to me, idiot” Sehun whispered, “Talk to me. Tell Sehunnie what’s wrong”

Kai laughed as he wrapped his arms around Sehun’s waist, “It’s nothing, just Kyungsoo stuff...”

Sehun slowly began to sway them both as he listened to Kai explain what had gone down the day before, whilst Sulli sat on Baekhyun’s bed and listened silently.

“That ” Sehun said, pulling back to look at Kai, “but chin up, I’m sure he’ll come around sooner or later. So don’t be too down, okay. He loves you, he said so himself. And come on, who can resist the almighty Kim Jongin?!” he chuckled before planting a sloppy kiss on Kai’s cheek then moving away to sit down next to Sulli.

“Ew” Kai said, wrinkling his nose in disgust, “just ew. And I don’t know, what if he never speaks to me again? What if... What if he wants me not to be near him?”

“Don’t be stupid” Sulli sighed, “Kyungsoo’s a lot of things, but willing to give you up? I think he’d rather marry someone like... Chen”

Kai frowned but didn’t argue as he flopped down on Sehun and cuddled up to him, “Sehun, how do you do it? How do you live with liking, hell, loving someone and not being able to... to act on it?!” he sighed.

Well, Sehun didn’t really know what to say. He didn’t know. Not really, because he only had to put up with loving Luhan for a short time before he finally got him, whereas he knew that Kai had loved Kyungsoo for years.

“Kai, can you help me with something?” Sulli asked after a moment or two, making Kai let go of Sehun and look over at her.

“What?” he asked, tilting his head cutely to the side.

Sulli smiled sweetly, “Well, I have a date tomorrow... And I need to pick something cute to wear. ‘Thing is, I can’t decide... So~ I was wondering if you’d help me out? Be my fashion guru?” she raised a brow hopefully.

Kai immediately lit up at the idea, “For real?!” he beamed, earning himself a laugh and a nod from Sulli, “Okay, let’s go! We have a lot of work to do! Bye Sehun, have a nice night!”

And with that, Kai was on his feet, Sulli’s wrist in his hand as he pulled her out of the room and lead the way over to her dorm where he started to use her as a giant Barbie doll, dressing her up in several outfits until he found the perfect one.

Sehun laughed jauntily, before making his way out of Kai’s room and over to his own, where he opened the door to find Luhan pinning Xiumin to the floor and slapping him with a note pad...

“I. TOLD. YOU. THAT. IT’S. NOT. LIKE. THAT. YOU. SON. OF. A. . WHO’S. IN. LOVE. WITH. A. TROLLING. DOUCHE!” he huffed with each hit to the elder.

“I said I was sorry! JUST STAHP!” Xiumin cried out for mercy, but Luhan didn’t cease his attack until Sehun walked over, hooked his arms under Luhan’s armpits and lifting the elder off of his best friend and onto his bed where he proceeded to hold Luhan on his lap and ruffle his hair.

“So, what did I miss?” he asked mockingly whilst looking at Xiumin who was now getting to his feet and dusting himself off.

“Not much” the eldest boy huffed, “Just your psycho roommate trying to kill me!”

Luhan scoffed as he leant back into Sehun’s hold, “He’s over exaggerating... I wasn’t trying to kill him, just seriously injure him”

Xiumin shot a glare at his best friend as he settled down on Sehun’s bed and got comfortable – ignoring Sehun’s huff of “No shoes on my bed!” – and flipping Luhan the bird.

“Looks like I got back just in time then” Sehun laughed.

Luhan scoffed, “Yeah right, couldn’t have been five minutes later?” he said, taking a hold of Sehun’s hands in both of his own and playing with the younger’s fingers.

“Now that he’s back, can I leave?” Xiumin asked, “Chen wanted me to spend the day with him, but I left for you and all you did was abuse me!”

Luhan chuckled to himself, nodded as he said, “Yeah... Yeah I did” as though it were something to be proud of, “And you know where the door is”

Xiumin glared at Luhan one last time before getting up and leaving, slamming the door behind him in a huff.

“You should be nicer to your friends, Princess” Sehun laughed as he gently pushed Luhan off of him and got up to lock the door before shrugging out of his jacket and kicking off his shoes, then made his way back to Luhan.

Luhan smirked as he laid down on the bed, opening his legs slightly as Sehun crawled over him and settled between them, their chests pressed together, Sehun’s arms either side of Luhan’s head.

“What if I don’t want to?” Luhan smirked again.

Sehun chuckled lowly, “Well then, I guess I’ll have to punish you for being such a naught boy”

“Oh? What are you going to do to me?” Luhan whispered, tangling his fingers into Sehun’s hair and pulling his face closer, so that their lips were touching ever so slightly.

“Wouldn’t you like to know?” Sehun growled before delving down and capturing Luhan’s lips in a hungry kiss.

Luhan sighed happily against Sehun’s lips as the kiss intensified, Sehun let his tongue run teasingly over Luhan’s lower lip, causing the latter to whimper softly, allowing Sehun to slide his tongue into Luhan’s waiting mouth, taking his time to soak in the airy breaths, and the soft moans that Luhan let out whilst he explored his older boyfriend’s cavern.

Luhan’s hips bucked up slightly, grazing over Sehun’s clothed manhood, making Sehun groan lowly. It was like music to Luhan’s ears, so he did it over and over again until Sehun was moving with him, grinding down on to Luhan rhythmically.

“If... ngh... if I knew this was what I was missing, I would have told you how I felt a long time ago” Luhan breathed against Sehun’s lips before the latter captured the elder’s in a soft, yearning kiss, effectively stopping him from talking any longer.

Sehun’s hand trailed along Luhan’s side before coming to the hem of his jeans and moving around to the button. Ever so teasingly, he popped it open and took a hold of the zipper, dragging it down slowly, making sure to press against Luhan’s pride as he did, and gaining a well earned, wanton moan from him.

Sehun broke the kiss long enough to smirk down at his boyfriend, who was a panting mess beneath him. He was about to delve back in when there was a knock on the door, and the sound of someone trying the handle.

With a groan, Sehun moved off of the elder – who was quick to do his jeans back up – and stood up, fixing his hair and crumpled shirt as he did.

“Who is it?” Sehun called, his voice not masking his annoyance in the slightest, as Luhan sat up and willed away his flushed face.

“It’s Baekhyun and Kai” Baekhyun’s voice called out from behind the locked door, “Why is the door locked? Are you guys ing?!”

Luhan sighed, “No we’re not! What do you want?!” he shouted back at the two behind the door.

“To come in, obviously” Kai’s voice called back, “Come on! Lay came by and stole Sulli and now I’m bored! Let me in, or else I’m gonna tell everyone that Sehun spent the afternoon taking photos of you whilst you were asleep!”

Luhan ran a hand over his face before looking over at Sehun, “Just let them in, they’ll never go away now...”

Sehun just nodded before walking over to the door, unlocking it and opening it, allowing Baekhyun and Kai in.

“Finally” Kai huffed, taking Sehun’s hand and leading him over to the bed where they sat. Kai let his head rest against Sehun’s shoulder and sighed, wrapping his arms around the younger’s waist, too.

Sehun looked over Kai before wrapping his arm over the latter’s shoulders and rubbing his arm lightly.

Baekhyun raised an eyebrow at Luhan, but the elder just shrugged, seeming to be just as confused as the former. He shut the door before walking over to Luhan at sitting on the floor in front of his bed, resting his back against Luhan’s knees.

“Kai? What’s wrong?” Luhan asked, his brows furrowed slightly, unused to seeing Kai so... mellow.

Kai sighed, “Nothing. I’m fine, don’t worry” he smiled at Luhan, only confusing the elder further.

Baekhyun, glanced up at Luhan and nodded towards the door. Getting the message, Luhan stood and pulled Baekhyun to his feet, “We’ll be right back” the eldest said before taking Baekhyun’s wrist and heading out of the room.

They stooped a little way down the hall and faced one another.

“Kai and Soo are having a bit of a tiff...” Baekhyun said softly, “Kai’s not talking to Soo until Soo makes up his mind about what he wants, and Soo is pretty much out of his mind about Kai because he told Kai that he loves him and well, Kai took it really badly, and now they’re both all sad and yeah...”

Luhan rolled his eyes, “Bloody hell. If it’s not one thing, it’s another. First Kris and Yeol, now these two. Who’s next?!”

“Maybe you and Sehunnie~” Baekhyun teased, earning himself a slap on the arm from Luhan.

“Funny” Luhan deadpanned.

“So tell me, Lu~ What are you into? Lights on or lights off? Kinks or vanilla?” Baekhyun wiggled his brows.

Luhan shoved him playfully, “We’re not having this conversation!” he half screeched.

“Ohoho~ I should have know you’d be a little freak, Luhan hyung” Baekhyun giggled, “Does Sehun know about this? Because you should warn a guy” he winked.

“Are you really doing this?” Luhan replied, looking unamused at Baekhyun, who just laughed.

Baekhyun pretended to think for a moment, then nodded, “Honestly though, if you’re going to tie Sehun up and whip him, you need to get your safe word figured out first, at least give him a chance...”

“Why do you keep saying Sehun?! There’s nothing even between me and him! And more to the point, WHAT THE HELL MAN?! WHY ARE YOU SAYING THESE THINGS?!” Luhan yelled in amused horror – because that’s a thing now.

Baekhyun grinned, “I’m dating Chanyeol. ‘nough said”

“Fair point” Luhan nodded, before the two broke out in laughter.

“Is this a private thing, or can anyone join the party?” Suho’s voice came from just behind Luhan.

Baekhyun grinned, “I dunno, ask Luhan, he’s the one with the weird es, maybe are his thing too”

“So not what I meant...” Suho shuddered, whilst Luhan punched Baekhyun hard on the shoulder.

“Ow!”

Luhan beamed, “You can come hang out with us? Kai and Sehun are already in the room, so yeah, the more the merrier”

“So you do want an ?” Baekhyun coughed, “No offence, but you’re not my type... Sehun though...” he smirked

“YAH!” Luhan snapped

“Oo~ Why so possessive?” Baekhyun wiggled his brows.

Suho coughed as the three of them walked the short distance back to Luhan’s room, “Baek, you have a boyfriend...”

“I can look can’t I?!” Baekhyun huffed childishly, nearly jumping out of his skin when Chanyeol’s head popped out of his room, and said “NO” before disappearing back inside again.

Luhan laughed heartily as they walked into the room, “Guess you got your ans- erm... what the..?” he cut himself off as he eyes landed on Sehun, who was now pinned face-down on the bed with Kai on his back, holding both of Sehun’s arms and screaming for Sehun to ‘admit it’.

“NO! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!” Sehun screamed, though it was muffled due to his face being smushed into the pillow.

“Guys?” Luhan said, taking a careful step forward, “Hey, guys?”

Kai and Sehun paused for a second before looking up at Luhan, who just looked at Kai as if to say ‘really?’

Kai gave Luhan a nervous laugh as the elder moved towards him, “Lu hyung, w-what are you doing?” he asked, slowly releasing Sehun’s arms.

Luhan said nothing as he walked over to the boy, took a hold of his arm and yanked him off of Sehun, sending Kai crashing to the floor, him landing in a heap of limbs with a groan of pain.

Sehun let out a sigh of relief as he got to his feet and pulled Luhan into a sudden, tight, hug, “Thank you, thank you, thank you! I seriously love you so much right now! That lump was going to kill me!”

“Can’t... Breathe...” Luhan got out.

Sehun gasped and quickly let go of the elder, taking a step back, “Oops, sorry...”

“Don’t worry, Sehunnie” Luhan chuckled, “But next time, if you wanna thank me, going all Boa Constrictor on me isn’t a good way to do that...”

“I’ll keep that in mind” Sehun grinned, poking Luhan cheek, making the elder pout, “Cute” he murmured before turning to look at Suho and Baekhyun, who were watching the two with huge smiles...

“What?” Luhan asked, raising an eyebrow at them – and ignoring Kai who was now, slowly but surely, getting up off the floor.

Suho smiled wider, “You two are really cute together” he said, “I don’t know why you don’t at least try going on a real date”

“Yeah, what would be the harm?” Baekhyun added.

“I’m with them...” Kai said, rubbing his elbow and making his way over to stand beside Baekhyun, “Luhan is totally hot for Sehunnie, and I think Sehun’s gonna combust if he doesn’t get laid soon”

Sehun glared at Kai, “Are you ever not thinking about ?” he asked, putting a hand on his hip.

“Nope, because... I don’t see nothin’ wrong... with a little bump and grind!” Kai grinned, rolling his body in the process before being pushed over by Baekhyun.

“With Kai’s idiocy aside, why don’t you?” he asked

Sehun sighed, “Can you guys stop, please? This is making me uncomfortable...”

“Sorry, Sehun-ah” Suho smiled, “We’ll stop now”

“Thanks hyung, I knew you were my favourite for a reason” he beamed, rolling his eyes at Luhan’s “Hey now, what about me?!”

“You just like me because I buy you things” Suho rolled his eyes.

Baekhyun suddenly perked up, “It’s probably for the best anyway, Sehunnie. I have it on good authority what Luhan is into ... So I’d get out whilst you still can”

“I AM NOT! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY! YOU BETTER RUN, BYUN! BECAUSE I WILL CUT YOU!” Luhan roared, making a dive for the pup.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A/N: Hai~
Here be the new chapter. All I have to say is, don't ask... Seriously, my mind was mush when I wrote this :')
So, yeah, even so, I hope you enjoyed it...
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_whateves_
#1
Chapter 16: the shining reference has me dead
“all work no play makes Jack a dull boy”
_whateves_
#2
Chapter 11: THE AMOUNT OF SUPERNATURAL REFERENCES HAD ME DEAD
AND YES
DESTIEL IS CANON
_whateves_
#3
Chapter 7: DESTIEL
MY HEART
raven074 #4
Chapter 6: Ohmygod that mulan part though lololol
Candy_lover_dg #5
Chapter 1: When I read kai's motto for the dorm I already knew I was going to love this story <3 ^__^
Taekookiez_
#6
Chapter 14: OMFG srsly Baek?!?! XD HAHAHAHAHA
Taekookiez_
#7
Chapter 13: Oh my gawwwwd
Taekookiez_
#8
Chapter 2: Omygawd
eternal_exol_ot12 #9
Chapter 26: AWW THIS HIT ME RIGHT IN THE FEELZ
eternal_exol_ot12 #10
Chapter 16: Awww if you changed Nelly to nellie it would have been my nickname lol