Greetings. I don’t exactly know why I’m doing this, introducing myself to you er… humans but my servants insist that I be polite to you all… yeah right. But then again, since I’ll be mingling with the likes of your kind in about ten minutes, I might as well put in some effort to be nice even though you are all beneath me… no offence.

Anyways, let’s just get on with the introduction before I vomit my insides out. It’s a hideous job, introducing myself when I could very well ask any of my ten thousand servants to do it for me. Ok, here goes… My name is Choi SeungHyun, the one and only Prince of Venoa. That’s right. I, Choi SeungHyun am royalty. You have probably never heard of Venoa. Figures… human brains are as small as the peas I just had for lunch. Even the smartest of your kind (Einstein I think he was called, strange name… but then, humans are generally strange) can’t outwit the stupidest of our kind, and that’s saying something… a lot actually.

Let me just briefly tell you about my planet before I continue introducing myself, I can’t stand talking to dimwits. The planet of Venoa is very much like er… Earth (what kind of a name is that?) except for one major factor. While humans continue to stay divided with many different rulers, the peaceful people of Venoa are united under one leader, my father, the King of Venoa. But he is starting to get old and he has asked me to take over his reign under one condition, I must marry first. Naturally, I agreed. I have no choice do I? But none of the females that came to the palace caught my eye. Don’t get me wrong, they were all like goddesses. It’s just… none of them were interesting enough for me. Of course, this made my father impatient and as a result, he banished me… to Earth.

Now don’t get me wrong, the term banish means completely different to Venoans and humans. I guess to us, it doesn’t mean as bad as it does to you. If you humans aren’t as slow as I think you are, you would have probably figured out by now why I’m doing this introduction. He is sending me down to Earth because apparently, we look the same. I shudder to even think about it. Apart from the small wings at the nape of our necks and our extraordinary ability to do anything and everything with just the click of our fingers, we are practically like you.

I have been given only thirty days to find a suitable wife though I can’t really see how any human females can beat the beauty and intelligence of Venoan females… Maybe the old age is getting to him. Nevertheless, his strict order is not to be questioned and as of this moment, my servants are packing up all the belongings that I will need with me. Apart from the material things, I am allowed to bring four of my most loyal servants, also my best friends. I am not going to tread on Earth looking like a fool and being clueless to my surroundings. At least they have more knowledge on humans than I do.

Well, there goes… this introduction is much longer than I expected. I’m leaving in a minute. See you on Earth… humans.

Story started on: Jan. 5. 2013

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