EXO's Generation?

Suho's Dilemma

             It was Saturday and the members of EXO-M left to do some photoshoots for a magazine. EXO-K was left on the hotel. Suho felt bored.

              Sigh..What should I do now? I can't even tell it to anyone. I'm getting crazy all by myself. And last night Lay was...

             Suho imagined how Lay looked that night.

             No no no no no!!!! Have to get out of here.

            Suho went to Baekhyun and Chanyeol's room because he felt that they were the safest members left. He knocked on their door. Baekhyun opened it.

Baekhyun: Oh hyung!

Suho: Hi. Can I stay here for now? I felt bored.

Baekhyun: Sure!

            Suho saw Chanyeol sitting on the floor while playing video games.

Chanyeol: Hi hyung! You wanna play with us too?

Suho: No I'll just watch the two of you play.

            Baekhyun and Suho joined Chanyeol on the floor.

Baekhyun: Hyung you don't look too good. Is something bothering you?

Suho: No, it's nothing important.

           Chanyeol stopped playing and joined the conversation.

Chanyeol: Oh come on hyung. We know it's important. What is it?

Suho: I've just been thinking too much.

Baekhyun: Thinking about what?

Suho: It's just that, a lot of things have been happening lately! First it was Sehun and Luhan, then Kai and Kyungsoo, Chen and Xiumin, even Tao and Kris, and Lay!

Chanyeol: Why? What happened??

Suho: It was..unimaginable.

Baekhyun: What do you mean??

Suho: Never mind..just forget I told you that. Hey can I use your toilet room first?

Baekhyun: Okay. It's just there.

          Baekhyun pointed at the toilet room. Suho went in and the two discussed about Suho's problem.

Baekhyun: Ya! Do you have any idea what Suho hyung was talking about? 

Chanyeol: I've no idea. He just told us it involves the other members. And it was unimaginable.

Baekhyun: What could that be?

Chanyeol: Maybe it was like this...

                                    (Chanyeol's imagination of what happened...)

                                     Suho was spying on Sehun and Luhan's room.

                                     Sehun: Hyung! Can you get me a glass of water please?

                                     Luhan: Okay!

                                               Luhan used his telekinetic power to bring the glass to Sehun.

                                     Sehun: Thanks hyung!

                                              When Sehun was drinking the water spilled on his clothes.

                                     Sehun: Oopps! Have to dry it up!

                                              He removed his shirt and blew wind into it. It dried after a few seconds and he wore it again. Suho who's peeking on the door was shocked.

                                     Suho: Woah! How did they do that??

 

                                              Next was Kai and Kyungsoo's room...

                                     Kyungsoo: Kai I left my favorite shirt in our room in Korea. Could you get it for me?

                                     Kai: No prob.

                                             Kai disappeared for a few seconds and appeared again holding Kyungsoo's shirt.

                                     Kai: Here!

                                     Kyungsoo: Thanks!

                                            Kyungsoo went to the bathroom.

                                     Kyungsoo: I think I just broke the faucet again.

                                     Kai: You really need to control your strength hyung.

                                           Suho was shocked.

                                     Suho: Woah! He went to Korea?? That guy don't need to ride an airplane!

                                            Third was Chen and Xiumin's room...

                                                  The two of them are watching the television when the power went out.

                                      Xiumin: Hey Chen do something.

                                                  Chen used his power and the electricity was back to normal. But the tv wasn't working.

                                      Xiumin: Hey! What happened to the tv?

                                                  Xiumin approached it.

                                     Chen: Hyung don't!

                                                 Xiumin touched it and it turned to ice.

                                     Chen: Look what you've done!

                                                 Suho can't believe it.

                                     Suho: Cool!!! 

 

                                             The next room was Kris and Tao's room..

                                                      They were arguing about a stuffed toy.

                                      Tao: Hey! That's my panda bear!

                                      Kris: No! It's mine!

                                      Tao: Mine!

                                      Kris: Mine!

                                      Tao: Mine!!!

                                                    Kris transformed into a dragon to scare Tao. But Tao stopped the time and took the panda bear from Kris. Tao was happy and hugged the bear. Kris transformed back and was very frustrated.

                                      Suho: Woah!! I'm glad I'm not that stuffed toy!!

 

                                            Suho went back to his room and saw Lay killed a cockroach using his slippers. But he felt sorry for it afterwards and brought it back to life.

                                      Lay: I'm sorry mister cockroach. I promise I won't do it again.

                                           Suho was shocked again.

                                           Suho: D-dude!! You- you- you- You're holding a cockroach!!!

 

Chanyeol: That's exactly what happened!!

          Baekhyun hit Chanyeol's head.

Baekhyun: Aliens? Are you a 3-year old kid? Listen to me this is what actually happened...

             

                                    (Baekhyun's imagination of what happened...)

                                          How he found out about Sehun and Luhan...

                                                Suho was following Sehun and Luhan. The two went inside the men's room. After a few minutes, they came out wearing girls clothes.

                                     Suho: They're gays???

 

                                          How he found out about Kai, Kyungsoo, Chen and Xiumin..

                                        The four of them are in Kai and Kyungsoo's room..

                                    Chen: Who has extra pads? I just had my period.

                                    Kai: I do have some extras. Just check my locker.

                                    Xiumin: Poor Chen. He'll feel uncomfortable while performing later. I experienced it last week.

                                    Kyungsoo: I know right? Luckily mine was over yesterday.

                                    Suho: How come these guys are having periods??

 

                                        How he found out about Tao, Kris..

                                    Tao: Unnie you left your bra in the bathroom.

                                    Kris: Oh! I thought it was yours!

 

                                       How he found out about Lay...

                                   Lay was taking a shower and he forgot to lock the door. Suho entered and caught him.

                                   Lay and Suho: Waaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

                                       Suho wanted to talk to them so he gathered nine members inside his room.

                                   Suho: What is going on here?

                                   Kris: Sorry Suho, the truth is, we're all girls. We pretended to be boys all this time.

                                   Suho: What???

                                        The nine of them stood up.

                                   Kris: And..we're..the original members of Girl's Generation.

                                   EXO: WE BRING THE BOYS OUT!!!

 

Chanyeol and Baekhyun: Girl's Generation make 'em feel the heat! And we do it and we can't be beat!!!

 

                Suho went out of the toilet room and caught the two dancing.

 

Suho: What the hell are you doing????

 


-Sorry for the late update!! New and old subbies, thank you for taking your time reading.. I would really appreciate if you leave some comments..gomawo! can on em! arigato gozaimasu! maraming salamat! thank you!!! ^_^

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mysterycodes #1
Chapter 17: This is so funny.Love it. :)
Galaxyboo_
#2
Chapter 8: haha!!!pabo chanyeol and beakyhun!!why the imagination is so like 2year kid??...aigooo~
nanabyun1365 #3
poor suho...and I think the EXO's Generation is daebak..it's really funny
Endlessgame #4
Chapter 17: Omggg Hunhan is real, right? "I love Bubble Tea" "Me too Sehun" aww my feels!
Krisyeolsdaughter #5
Chapter 18: Sooooo...the couples are real..right?
Arachi-Myeon
#6
it's very good author-nim