HOT Summer

Suho's Dilemma

                   

                 Suho woke up very early in the morning. He saw the other members still sleeping so he moved very slowly and quietly. He walked outside and watch the sunrise near the beach. 

                  Wow..it's beautiful..

                  He was enjoying watching it when someone tapped his shoulders from behind.

Xiumin: Hey Suho.

                 He turned around to see who it was. He was surprised when he saw Xiumin's face.

Suho: Waaahh!!!!

                 Xiumin was surprised when Suho screamed.

Xiumin: Ya!! You scared me!!

Suho: No! You're the one who scared me! Hyung have you looked at yourself in the mirror yet?

Xiumin: No. Why?

                Xiumin saw a small mirror near their room.

Xiumin: Waaahhh!!

                He was shocked when he saw his face. He had black paint around his eyes, his lips are very red and there's a sign on his forehead that says "Baozi". He thought of only one person who would do it to him.

Xiumin: KIM-JONG-DAEEEE!!!!!!!!

               He went back to their room to get his revenge. After a few hours, all of the members are awake and gathered for breakfast. They ate at one table. Suho was looking for a vacant seat and he saw one beside Luhan. He looked on the other side and he saw another one beside Lay. 

               Darn..there has to be another vacant seat somewhere..

              Suho was relieved when he saw one beside their manager. He tried his best all day to avoid the two. Finally, he found a place at the resort where he can be alone and think. He didn't notice that Baekhyun and Chanyeol had been following him.

Baekhyun: I think Suho hyung has a problem.

Chanyeol: What could that be? Maybe it was like this-

Baekhyun: Don't even start!!

Chanyeol: Fine let's just ask him.

              The two of them approached Suho. 

Baekhyun: Hyung Ahnyeong!!

Suho: What are the two of you doing here?

Chanyeol: We follo-

             Baekhyun covered Chanyeols mouth.

Baekhyun: We were just passing by when we saw you.

Suho: I see. I think he needs some air now.

             Baekhyun released Chanyeol.

Baekhyun: Oh I'm sorry!

Chanyeol: Ya!!!

Baekhyun: Hyung you look like you needed someone to talk to. We're here to listen.

Suho: No thanks!

Chanyeol: Oh come on! You'll never know maybe we could help you.

Suho: (Sigh) Okay..I'm just worried about Sehun.

Baekhyun: Why? What happened to Sehun? Did someone hurt him?

Suho: Well..no..but..yeah..something like that..

           I can't tell them it was Luhan..

Chanyeol: Who dared to bully our maknae?? He better hide right now!! I'll show no mercy! No! No! No! No mercyyyy!! We are the-

Baekhyun: Stop right there.

Chanyeol: Okay.

Baekhyun: Who bullied him hyung?

Suho: No it's not like that! Just talk to him okay? The two of you.

Chanyeol: Ahrasso hyung. 

           Baekhyun's cellphone rang. It was Chen.

Baekhyun: Hey Jong Dae. What is it?

Chen: Are you with Chanyeol? 

Baekhyun: Yeah he's with me. Chen wants to talk to you.

          Baekhyun handed the phone to Chanyeol.

Chanyeol: Hey wazzup Chen! 

Chen: Hey I just found your phone.

Chanyeol: Really?? Thanks a lot! How's Xiumin hyung?

Chen: He says it still hurts. He's such a cry baby. I'm hanging up. Just get your phone later.

Chanyeol: Okay thanks again. Bye!

         Chanyeol gave the phone back to Baekhyun.

Baekhyun: What'd he say? How's Xiumin hyung?

Chanyeol: Oh he said he was still hurting.

Suho: What happened to Xiumin? Who hurt him?

Baekhyun: Chen did! I already told him to be gentle.

Chanyeol: Yeah he got too excited. I even showed him the proper way to do it. Yet he pushed it real hard!

Suho: Ya!! What??? And you're just there watching them??

Baekhyun: Ofcourse! Why not?

Chanyeol: Hyung you should get one too! It will surely hurt at first but you'll get used to it. It's actually really pretty. Tao got a lot of it.

Suho: Stop!! The two of you are insane!!

          Suho walks out on them.

Chanyeol: Did I say something wrong?

Baekhyun: I don't know. Is ear piercing really that bad?

          Meanwhile, In Kris, Tao, Kai and Kyungsoo's room..

Kai: Hyung I'll be going outside. You wanna come?

Kyungsoo: Just go ahead first. I'm thirsty. I'll look for something to drink.

Kai: Okay.

          Kai went outside. D.O. found a bottled drink inside the fridge. He was so thirsty he drank all of it. Kai joined the other members on the beach. 

Kris: Where's D.O.?

Kai: He'll be here in a minute. He's just looking for something to drink.

Kris: Oh! About that! I forgot to tell you, there's a plastic bottled drink inside the fridge. That one contains alcohol in it so don't drink it. 

Kai: Okay.

         Kris was walking back to the other members when Kai remembered something.

Kai: Kyungsoo hyung had low tolerance for alcohol!!

         He went back to their room hurriedly. He found D.O. sitting on the floor while looking at the ceiling. He looked drunk.

Kai: Hyung! Are you okay???

Kyungsoo: The walls..they're moving..

Kai: Hyung!

        Kai was slapping Kyungsoo's face.

Kyungsoo: Oh- Jong-in..ahnyeong!!

        Kyungsoo was laughing while pinching Kai's cheeks.

Kyungsoo: Waa..Kyeopta!!

Kai: Ouch stop that hyung!!

       Kyungsoo pouted his lips and looked at Kai's t-shirt.

Kyungsoo: Heyyy! Why are you wearing that? It's..it's ORANGEEEEE!!!! I hate orange!!

       

       Suho was in their room thinking again.

                     I can't stay in this room. I have to switch with someone. Right! I'll just ask Kris.

       Suho went to Kris' room.

Kyungsoo: I hate that take it off!!

       D.O. was about to take off Kai's shirt when Suho went in.

Suho: Kris can I talk to-

      Kai and Kyungsoo looked at Suho. 

Kyungsoo: We got caught..keke..

       Kyungsoo and Suho both passed out.

 

      

 

 

 

 

           

 

 

 

 

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mysterycodes #1
Chapter 17: This is so funny.Love it. :)
Galaxyboo_
#2
Chapter 8: haha!!!pabo chanyeol and beakyhun!!why the imagination is so like 2year kid??...aigooo~
nanabyun1365 #3
poor suho...and I think the EXO's Generation is daebak..it's really funny
Endlessgame #4
Chapter 17: Omggg Hunhan is real, right? "I love Bubble Tea" "Me too Sehun" aww my feels!
Krisyeolsdaughter #5
Chapter 18: Sooooo...the couples are real..right?
Arachi-Myeon
#6
it's very good author-nim