--H POV--

Wow. What a breakfast! So that's how the pros do it!

"Neat stuff guys," I whisper over while helping to clear the dishes and utensils from the table, "You've gotta teach me the trick with the milk!"

Eunhyuk: Sure!

Ah, this is so exciting! They sure got their revenge! Kyuhyun didn't even know what hit him! His face was priceless!

Leeteuk: Now what was all that about?

Eunhyuk: He deserved it.

Ryeowook: It’s payback!

Sungmin: Who knew it’d actually work?

Ah that's right. Sungmin ge knew about our revenge plan too...

Leeteuk: You knew about this?

Sungmin: Yeah, but I had nothing to do with it...

you: It was my idea.

Leeteuk: Huh?

?: AHHHHHHHH!!!

Hangeng: Was that Kyuhyun?

Eunhyuk: You betcha!

Huh? There's more? Sungmin ge had the same puzzled look as me, while Leeteuk hyung looked angrier...

--SM POV—

Well, this was an interesting morning.

Tabasco omelette, sour juice, off-milk, hard-boiled eggs. I drop the broken hard-boiled eggs back into the bin and wash my hands.

Leeteuk: Now what was all that about?

I walk back out into the dining room to find hyung confronting the chefs.

Eunhyuk: He deserved it.

Ryeowook: It’s payback!

“Who knew it’d actually work?” I mused quietly, but not quiet enough.

Leeteuk: You knew about this?

“Yeah, but I had nothing to do with it.” I said, backing away.

you: It was my idea.

Leeteuk: Huh?

?: AHHHHHHHH!!!

Hangeng: Was that Kyuhyun?

Eunhyuk: You betcha!

Oh? There’s more? Hmm, today might not be so boring after all.

--LT POV--

Breakfast was rowdier than usual. I couldn't enjoy my bacon and eggs in peace. To think that 15 hungover guys would be a quiet bunch...boy was I wrong. I still find it hard to believe that none of us has moved out yet.

Sigh, back to this group of troublemaker chefs. Sure, I'll admit they brought some amusement to our first day of vacation - Kyuhyun wasn't the happy, evil bully that he usually was - but to keep the peace in this house, everything has a time and place.

?: AHHHHHHHH!!!

Hangeng: Was that Kyuhyun?

Eunhyuk: You betcha!

This was not the right time and place.

We rush up the stairs, but not until more screams of shock were heard.

The door was open...

Yesung was rolling around on the floor,

Kyuhyun was on the bed with his hands covering his ears,

and Shindong was standing between the two in an air of utter confusion.

"What happened here?" I asked no one in particular.

..I'm not quite sure I want to hear the response.

--EH POV--

?: AHHHHHHHH!!!

Hangeng: Was that Kyuhyun?

Ahh, the final push. "You betcha!"

Leader started towards the stairs so we followed suit.

--KH POV--

Leeteuk: What happened?

What happened? 

I gobble up breakfast and drag my feet up the stairs, back into my shared room. Today's just not my day is it?

Hmm, what to do to start off this 1 week vacation? Ah, Leeteuk might plan a trip this time since we were missing a few members last vacation. Well, if that's the case, then maybe I should let my starcraft buddies know I'll be MIA for a bit. Ok, which laptop...hmm, this one should be fine. I key in the password and was greeted with an unexpected sight.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!"

I slam the top down. Ne-next laptop. Maybe the others borrowed that other one last night.

I turn on my other gaming laptop. Ah! The same sight again!

I rush to check all my other laptops.

He got to all of them!

*knock knock*

Yesung: Have you seen Ddangkkoming?

"No I haven't. Hes not in here." Argh, he's too loud. My headache...I reach for my bottle to take a swig of water.

Yesung: How do you know ddangkkoming is a he? Ddangkkoming could be a girl-

*prfffshhhhhhhh* *cough cough*

Ugh...this isn't water!

Yesung: Argh! It stings! Are you trying to start a fight here?!

*cough*

*ringdingdingdingdingding* 

Argh! Who left their alarm on?!

*beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep*

Hah! Got one!

*linglinglinglinglinglingling*

What?! There's more?!

*beebeebeepbeebeebeepbeebeebeep*

My headache! 

"AHHHHHHHH!!!"

"I don't know! But whoever did this better watch their backs!" I scream. "This is war!"