--LT POV--

"Roll Call!" I yell out to the members standing around the bus.

Heechul, tick.

Hangeng, tick.

Yesung, tick.

Kangin, tick.

Shindong, tick.

Sungmin, tick.

Eunhyuk, tick.

Donghae, tick.

Zhoumi, tick.

Siwon, tick.

Ryeowook, tick.

Kibum, tick.

Kyuhyun, tick.

Henry , tick.

and you, tick.

SJ's long awaited holiday, Start! Yeah! I've organised the perfect getaway. Ahh, the lengths I go to for these guys...

Heechul: Yah! Hurry up ahjussi!

Ahh, geez. Who am I kidding...I need this holiday just as much as them if not more.

--you POV--

Holiday! Holiday!

Wait. Why am I so excited?

I have a job to do.

*knock knock*

Sungmin: Oh! you! You're early.

"Early? Get your butts moving!" I said in disbelief, walking in to find the lounge in a mess. 

Eunhyuk: Don't bring that!

Donghae: Aww not that too.

Zhoumi: You don't need that stuff for a holiday. Just clothes and accessories will do!

I clear my throat and announce, "the bus is leaving in 10 minutes."

Donghae: Ah! Wait for me!

The boys move past me and out through the door with their bags of luggage, while Donghae quickly grabs back a colouring book to shove into his suitcase.

"2 bags and a suitcase..." I start, "You do remember that this is just a 5 day trip, right?"

Zhoumi: Of course!

"And that there are clothing shops there."

Zhoumi: Girl, I already prepared an empty bag for that.

Ahh..Zhoumi. I throw my suitcase into the luggage compartment and slam the cover closed.

Leeteuk: Roll Call!

The boys all get into a line from oldest to youngest and board the bus excitedly for the surprise in store.

--SM POV--

Leeteuk: Oh, we're here!

Yawn. Ah that was a good sleep. Hmm, I wonder how long it's been. I reach for my phone to check the time but freeze when I catch a glimpse of my face in the screen's reflection.

"Ah!" I gasp. I run my fingertips over my face. Hmm, someone got busy when I was asleep and decided to circle every pimple with eyeliner. 

you: Hmm..ah! Hyukkie's got double eyelids now!

Eunhyuk: Wha? Oh! Nice beard!

I look towards the back of the bus to see that I wasn't the only pranked. In fact, all members had drawings on their faces.

--KH POV--

Yawn. Ah, it's too early in the morning. The sun hasn't even come up yet.

Sungmin: Get up and put your bags downstairs.

"Yeah, yeah.." I sleepily reply.

Argh. After a whole day of analysing...still nothing. Nothing makes sense. Guess I'll have to do this by process of elimination.

By the time I decided to head down, everyone, no, most people were ready to set off already. Obviously, except for Donghae.

Eunhyuk: Don't bring that!

Donghae: Aww not that too.

Zhoumi: You don't need that stuff for a holiday. Just clothes and accessories will do!

you: The bus is leaving in 10 minutes.

I finish filling up my thermos with coffee and head down to the bus prepared for us.

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

I grab my phone and turn off the alarm, peeking up to be greeted by a serene sight and gentle snoring echoes around me.

Perfect.

Hmm, let's start off with the front of the bus.

Leeteuk, Kangin, Kibum, Hangeng, Heechul and Yesung.

Let's see now...

Eyes on leader's closed eyelids since he loves the camera so much.

Cat eyes and an ox ring for Kangin.

A monobrow for Kibum.

Glasses for Yesung.

Eyebags and a thin moustache for Hangeng.

Wrinkles for Heechul.

Time for the back of the bus...

For Shindong, "Call me" and his mobile number on his forehead.

Hmm, Sungmin...Ah! Circle all of his pimples.

Fashionable Zhoumi, Gentleman Mimi...a monocle for him.

Ah, I'll outline Siwon's nostrils to look more like a horse.

Scales and gills for Donghae.

A clown face for Ryeowook

Double eyelids for Eunhyuk.

Whiskers for Henry.

A beard for you.

And now, the last part...a moustache and goatee for myself.

Leeteuk: Oh, we're here!

Elimination, begins here.