Why I Hate Group Chats

Why I Hate Nice Boys

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Kimmy: He had blue eyes and blond hair--if I was into that type of thing...

Hampton: so did you give him your number?

Sav: You always get all the luck

Kimmy: I told you he's not my type. Plus, the mother would kill me if I dated a white guy. She still doesn't know about Sam.

Elena: You can date the guy that followed me on the subway today lol

Kimmy: WHAT

Elena: yeah he was cute too

Kimmy: DETAILS

Elena: just a kid on the subway with nice hair who pretended to be a kpop star to get free English lessons or a one night stand. Not sure which.

Hampton: JKSDHGFHGFJS

Sav: HJLDKGSGDLKS

Kimmy: lol

Sav: on a scale of 1 to Kai, how attractive was he?

Elena: what does Kai look like again?

kai spam

Elena: hahaha

kai spam

Hampton: what was this kid's name?

Kimmy: you're such a troll

Elena: he said his name was Hansol

Sav: DID HE LOOK LIKE THIS

Kimmy: oh god

 spam spam spam

Elena: ... kind of...

Sav: KSJDFJDSKF

Kimmy:  Elena stop you're so mean lol

Elena: No he really was pretty :)

Hampton: so...did you get his number?

Kimmy: oh god

Elena: he took my phone and entered it. it was super annoying actually because I was on my way to Sam's apt and he made me late.

Sav: FSDKLJFSDLFK

Elena: and...he looks underage...

Sav: IT'S ALMOST HANSOL'S BIRTHDAY HE'LL BE OF AGE

Kimmy: wait you went to Sam's apartment?

Elena: HE'S NOT FAMOUS HE WAS JUST LURING ME

Elena: and yeah...he wanted to know which tie to wear

Hampton: Sav you and your kpop

Elena: it's like he knew my weaknesses which pisses me off even more

Sav: IT'S NOT MY FAULT ELLIE DRAGGED ME TO KOREA AND I SAW KAI ON TELEVISION

Elena: I miss you guys

Hampton: I miss you more

Kimmy: ok, but don't all Asians look the same?

Kimmy: I can say that. Because I'm Asian.

Sav: IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE'S YOUNG AND Y AND EVERYTHING I DIDN'T KNOW I WANTED

Kimmy: oh god

Hampton: Ok but Seventeen is pretty cool.

Elena: seventeen?

Hampton: the group Hansol is in.

Elena: THIS KID IS NOT FAMOUS HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE

Hampton: just because you only care about SHINee doesn't mean he wasn't famous

Elena: -_-

Elena: link me

Sav: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzplmS-VeBc

Sav: and here's the dance version 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJgedY9KXaQ

Kimmy: which tie did he want to wear?

Elena: a red one or a blue one. I don't remember exactly.

Elena: k I'll watch them later haha

Kimmy: oh so...not a green one with stripes?

Elena: no?

Sav: and here is his information page

http://pledis17.com/vernon

Elena: his name is Vernon?

Sav: yeah

Elena: Weird. Ok well I'm going to bed now. Please don't spam I don't want to wake up to 300+ Hansol pix

Sav: spam

Kimmy: oh god

 

 

 

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builtbymachines
#1
Chapter 39: I'm sorry for spamming your comments section but I loved this story so much it was so fun to read and I experienced every emotion along the way thank you for writing this
builtbymachines
#2
Chapter 37: Hoshi is the shawol I wish I could be
builtbymachines
#3
Chapter 21: Kimmy- WHAT?! I CANT WITH THIS FIC OMG
builtbymachines
#4
Chapter 20: They're cute how could you even think about breaking them up??????
builtbymachines
#5
Chapter 17: DANGITTTTT THE MOMENT THEY RUINED ITTTTTTT WHYYYY
builtbymachines
#6
Chapter 14: This was such an extremely cute chapter. I love the 'excuse and real reason' part. It suddenly felt like one of those romance movies you watch with ice cream and other sugary snacks. SHE CAN'T GO NOOOOOWWW
Wooyaboya
#7
Gosh I feel like rereading this already
Wooyaboya
#8
Finished this in one seating and it was totally worth it! Thank you for creating such a nice piece of story and Vernon!!!! Is it also wrong that after the whole adventure, I wanted her to end up with Sam instead of anyone else? :X
Leavemybiasalone
#9
Chapter 39: Thank you so much for writing this! It was a very good story! I also liked how you incorporated the songs and some angst in there. I will definitely be here to read anything else you decide to write!