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Veryhotyten: did you know that I'm still waiting for that chocolate

Parrotsarelife: what chocolate?

Veryhotyten: the chocolate I told you about the other day

Veryhotyten: you never bought it

Veryhotyten: you never gave it to me

Veryhotyten: why?

Veryhotyten: is it because you hate me?

Veryhotyten: am I not good enough for you to buy me a chocolate?

Veryhotyten: is that it?

Veryhotyten: I'm sad

Parrotsarelife: and I'm on my way to a store

Veryhotyten: don't buy it out of pity

Parrotsarelife: Ten, I can tell you're messing with me so I feel bad and buy it

Parrotsarelife: I'm buying it

Parrotsarelife: you went a little overboard, though

Parrotsarelife: as soon as you started with the hate thing I knew

Veryhotyten: IT WORKED

Parrotsarelife: no it didn't

Parrotsarelife: I'm just doing it to be a good boyfriend

Veryhotyten: thank you babyyyyyyyy

Parrotsarelife: you're welcome

Veryhotyten: so I've been meaning to address this

Veryhotyten: that picture.

Parrotsarelife: what picture?

Veryhotyten: the one you took

Parrotsarelife: I take lots of pictures

Veryhotyten: Johnny Seo

Parrotsarelife: why do you wanna talk about it?

Veryhotyten: because it's totally not you!

Parrotsarelife: what do you mean it's not me?

Parrotsarelife: of course it's me ._.

Parrotsarelife: it's my body, it's my ugly couch, it's me

Veryhotyten: there's no doubt that it's you

Veryhotyten: what I meant was

Veryhotyten: it's not like you to give in to my you know

Veryhotyten: my "needs"

Veryhotyten: it's not like you to do things like that

Parrotsarelife: so you didn't like it?

Parrotsarelife: I won't do it again

Veryhotyten: no

Veryhotyten: I have that picture as my wallpaper on my phone and iPod and iPad and I printed it and plastered it on my wall and on my refrigerator and on my bathroom walls

Parrotsarelife: that's a bit creepy

Veryhotyten: no it's not

Veryhotyten: point is, I like that picture

Veryhotyten: like a lot

Veryhotyten: I was just wandering why did you send it?

Parrotsarelife: because I want you to know that you're not the only one having indecent thoughts

Parrotsarelife: in a decent way

Parrotsarelife: you know, not saying all the time and explicitly asking for

Parrotsarelife: like a decent human being

Veryhotyten: I don't know if I should feel offended or glad

Veryhotyten: or both

Parrotsarelife: both

Parrotsarelife: I'm insulting you too

Veryhotyten: ._.

Veryhotyten: okay so like

Veryhotyten: you get hot and bothered too?

Parrotsarelife: in a decent way

Veryhotyten: no one has decent thoughts when they wanna have

Parrotsarelife: I have decent thoughts

Veryhotyten: of what

Parrotsarelife: chairs

Veryhotyten: W H A T

Veryhotyten: anyway you just said I wasn't the only one having indecent thoughts

Parrotsarelife: you're not

Parrotsarelife: there's probably people out there that have those too

Veryhotyten: im so very confused right now

Parrotsarelife: lol

Parrotsarelife: I'm kidding

Parrotsarelife: I think about office chairs not normal chairs

Veryhotyten: ???????

Veryhotyten: you get over chairs?

Parrotsarelife: yeah.

Parrotsarelife: especially if you're sitting on them

Veryhotyten: smooth

Parrotsarelife: thanks I read that on Tumblr

Veryhotyten: ._.

Veryhotyten: so I can make you get hot and bothered

Veryhotyten: that's nice to know

Veryhotyten: why the sudden change of heart?

Parrotsarelife: things just happen

Veryhotyten: was it because Jaehyun was staring at me again?

Parrotsarelife: WHYYYYYYYY WOULD IT BE BECAUSE OF THAT

Parrotsarelife: am I not capable of feeling things?

Parrotsarelife: you're so dumb

Veryhotyten: feeling things = of getting it up because of you

Veryhotyten: I'm very intelligent you hoe

Parrotsarelife: I'm not a hoe you

Veryhotyten: yes you are you're parading those collarbones around town, don't think I don't notice

Veryhotyten: by the way wow you have nice collarbones

Parrotsarelife: thanks

Parrotsarelife: but showing my collarbones doesn't not mean I'm a hoe

Veryhotyten: you can only show them to me!

Parrotsarelife: last time I checked they were mine, to do whatever I want with them

Veryhotyten: can I give you a hickey when I see you?

Parrotsarelife: no

Veryhotyten: why? Are you afraid?

Parrotsarelife: don't know why Id be afraid but the answer is no

Veryhotyten: but I want toooo

Parrotsarelife: and I don't

Veryhotyten: so can I grab your ?

Parrotsarelife: Ten

Parrotsarelife: you can do whatever the you want

Parrotsarelife: stop asking

Veryhotyten: I'm gonna print this

Veryhotyten: so you can't take it back

Parrotsarelife: no backsies

Parrotsarelife: whatever

Veryhotyten: that includes that I can give you a hickey

Parrotsarelife: ;~;

Parrotsarelife: what did I agree to

Veryhotyten: me on your skin til it bruises

Veryhotyten: and finally getting a hold of that thicc

Parrotsarelife: ;-;

Veryhotyten: life is good

Parrotsarelife: gdi

Veryhotyten: deep down inside that "decent" brain of yours I know you want it just as bad

Veryhotyten: you can't deny our r squared pi

Parrotsarelife: what does that even mean

Veryhotyten: I don't know but you can't deny it

Parrotsarelife: okay so I'm gonna be house arrest for 100 years

Parrotsarelife: good luck

Veryhotyten: you said you went out to get me my chocolate

Parrotsarelife: I didn't say I was gonna bring it today

Veryhotyten: but I want it today :(

Veryhotyten: I want chocolate

Parrotsarelife: I don't know if you know but you have legs.

Parrotsarelife: that can take you to a store and then you can buy your desired chocolate

Parrotsarelife: use them

Veryhotyten: can they get me a man, too?

Parrotsarelife: I hate you

Veryhotyten: I'm kidding !!!!

Veryhotyten: I already have a man

Veryhotyten: his names Lucas

Parrotsarelife: and I'm single lol

Veryhotyten: T-T

Veryhotyten: please bring me chocolate

Veryhotyten: you're already out buying it

Parrotsarelife: okay fine

Veryhotyten: is Mark there with you?

Parrotsarelife: no, I'm alone

Parrotsarelife: he's sleeping

Veryhotyten: indeed a good day

Veryhotyten: not that I don't like him

Veryhotyten: but I rather see you alone than having a third wheel

Parrotsarelife: I'll only be giving you the chocolate

Veryhotyten: and a kiss

Veryhotyten: you

Veryhotyten: you didn't kiss me last time!

Parrotsarelife: I forgot

Veryhotyten: you forget to kiss your boyfriend?

Parrotsarelife: yes

Parrotsarelife: now if you'll excuse me I have chocolate to buy, see you in a few

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