Veryhotyten is online

Parrotsarelife is online

Parrotsarelife: Yuta is here again

Parrotsarelife: he's a thousand times more aggressive today

Parrotsarelife: Taeyong's here though, he'll help me get through this hell

Parrotsarelife: so I won't be able to talk today until later maybe... if I don't get murdered

Veryhotyten: that's okay I'll call you later so we can talk :)

Parrotsarelife: Yuta kicked me on the ribs

Parrotsarelife: I'm speechless

Parrotsarelife: T_T

Veryhotyten: kick him back

Parrotsarelife: do you want me to die?

Veryhotyten: you look stronger than him

Parrotsarelife: it's not about strength

Parrotsarelife: it's about skills and techniques

Veryhotyten: good luck weakling

Parrotsarelife: shut up you rusty gnome

Veryhotyten: oh no you didn't

Parrotsarelife: oh yes I did

Veryhotyten: stupid

Parrotsarelife: moron

Veryhotyten: imbecile

Parrotsarelife: lowlife

Veryhotyten: take it back

Parrotsarelife: how about I take give it back to you?

Veryhotyten: I hate you

Parrotsarelife: I hate you too

Parrotsarelife: anyways call me later bimbo

Parrotsarelife: :p

Veryhotyten: alright idiot

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8 hours later

Veryhotyten is online

Parroarelife is offline

Veryhotyten: how are things with Yuta?

Veryhotyten: I called you but you didn't pick up?

Veryhotyten: did he kill you?

Parrotsarelife is online

Parrotsarelife: hi

Parrotsarelife: this is Taeyong

Parrotsarelife: Johnny's sleeping

Veryhotyten: oh sorry for bothering then

Parrotsarelife: oh no no

Parrotsarelife: it's fine really

Parrotsarelife: Yuta left five minutes ago cause apparently Hansol's in town and wants to apologize

Parrotsarelife: I think they're gonna break up

Veryhotyten: oh i wish him the best, break ups are sad as hell

Parrotsarelife: he'll get over it

Parrotsarelife: he's broken up with like 28 loves of his life in the span of 3 years

Veryhotyten: he seemed so smitten for Hansol though

Veryhotyten: and Hansol for him

Parrotsarelife: maybe they'll work it out, who knows

Parrotsarelife: though, he really should commit to one person

Parrotsarelife: it's not fair for Hansol and Sicheng

Veryhotyten: true

Veryhotyten: how's Johnny, is he relaxed?

Parrotsarelife: I don't know

Parrotsarelife: I cooked them some food and he knocked out on the couch

Parrotsarelife: Yuta was a handful to control and Johnny got most of the hits

Veryhotyten: poor Johnny :(

Veryhotyten: is there anything I can do to help him?

Veryhotyten: like I don't know?

Veryhotyten: buy him a cake or something?

Parrotsarelife: hahaha

Parrotsarelife: I think he might have a back ache tomorrow maybe you can give him a massage or something.

Parrotsarelife: you guys are going out, right?

Veryhotyten: yeah

Parrotsarelife: I think he needs laid

Parrotsarelife: before he met you he'd been complaining on how lonely he was

Parrotsarelife: guess he found you

Veryhotyten: actually I found him and pestered him

Veryhotyten: I know deep down he liked me so I wouldn't call it pestering

Veryhotyten: I graced him with my presence

Veryhotyten: but you know what? He doesn't want

Veryhotyten: he's taking it slow since we've been going pretty fast

Parrotsarelife: that makes sense

Veryhotyten: yeah

Veryhotyten: he's emotionally constipated almost all the time too

Veryhotyten: like have you heard of being nice?

Parrotsarelife: ah that's understandable

Parrotsarelife: he's like that with people he likes

Parrotsarelife: it's not that he doesn't like you

Parrotsarelife: it's that he likes you a little too much and he's trying to hide it even is he's at hiding stuff

Veryhotyten: that's nice to know

Veryhotyten: expose that

Veryhotyten: I'm jk I like him too

Parrotsarelife: you might wanna give him some time before he's totally open to you

Parrotsarelife: he might show it little by little but once he's fully open he's gonna be a fought one to shut up

Parrotsarelife: he's really goofy too

Veryhotyten: are we talking about the same Johnny?

Veryhotyten: haha

Parrotsarelife: you just gotta wait a little

Veryhotyten: hm thanks

Parrotsarelife: any boyfriend of Johnny is a friend of mine so don't hesitate to come to me if there's a problem or if you need any help

Veryhotyten: thank you Taeyong that means a lot

Veryhotyten: I also wanna tell you directly

Veryhotyten: thank you so much for talking to your uncle about me that was really nice of you

Parrotsarelife: it's no biggie :)

Parrotsarelife: Johnny seemed really sad when he told me so I wanted to help

Veryhotyten: he was sad?

Parrotsarelife: he told me he felt terrible for you and that he wanted to help any way he could

Veryhotyten: gosh talking to you made me like him even more

Veryhotyten: is that possible

Parrotsarelife: lol

Parrotsarelife: if it helps, he's pretty head over heels for you too

Parrotsarelife: I can tell when that loser's thirsting after someone

Parrotsarelife: but anyway before I get cause I'm gonna delete this conversation and head home xD

Veryhotyten: it was nice talking to you!

Parrotsarelife: same ! :)

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3 hours later

Parrotsarelife is online

Veryhotyten is online

Parrotsarelife: I sometimes wonder why you're always online

Parrotsarelife: are you harassing other people?

Veryhotyten: i was waiting for you dear

Parrotsarelife: so you were staring at your phone until I came online?

Veryhotyten: no I just leave my account open idiot

Parrotsarelife: that makes more sense

Parrotsarelife: hey sorry I didn't answer my phone I was sleeping

Veryhotyten: it's fine :)

Veryhotyten: I understand if you were tired after dealing with Yuta

Parrotsarelife: yeah, I think I'm gonna have tons of bruises tomorrow

Parrotsarelife: but what am I gonna do, right? I gotta be there for my friends when they're sad

Veryhotyten: you're a great person Johnny

Parrotsarelife: ahah thank you?

Parrotsarelife: where did that come from? XD

Veryhotyten: I'm just saying

Veryhotyten: you're coming to my practice tomorrow, right?

Parrotsarelife: lets see, I think I hurt my back

Veryhotyten: want me to help with that?

Parrotsarelife: how lol

Veryhotyten: I can skip practice tomorrow and take care of you <3

Parrotsarelife: no no!

Parrotsarelife: you go to practice and then you can come

Parrotsarelife: don't skip cause of me

Parrotsarelife: bring me some chocolate if you can though

Veryhotyten: alrighty mister

Parrotsarelife: thank you miss

Veryhotyten: did you just migender me?

Veryhotyten: who do you think you are to change my chromosome?

Parrotsarelife: you totally stole that

Veryhotyten: I know

Veryhotyten: Johnny

Veryhotyten: J

Veryhotyten: O

Veryhotyten: H

Parrotsarelife: what

Veryhotyten: dammit why didn't you let me finish!!!!

Veryhotyten: now it's ruined!

Parrotsarelife: calm dowwwwwn

Veryhotyten: I will not! Calm down mister

Veryhotyten: you're not the boss of me

Parrotsarelife: what do I do to make you calm down?

Veryhotyten: watch movies with me tomorrow

Parrotsarelife: okay

Veryhotyten: you have to cuddle me

Parrotsarelife: ew

Parrotsarelife: okay.

Veryhotyten: alright then

Veryhotyten: it's late go to sleep idiot

Veryhotyten: goodnight

Parrotsarelife: night

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