Chapter 21
Send Noodz ;)Veryhotyten is online
Parrotsarelife is online
Veryhotyten: can you send me a pic of your face?
Veryhotyten: for science
Parrotsarelife: no
Veryhotyten: why not?!!!
Veryhotyten: I've already seen your ugly face
Parrotsarelife: I was actually considering it until you called me ugly
Veryhotyten: I didn't mean it
Veryhotyten: you're really handsome
Parrotsarelife: nice try
Parrotsarelife: but no
Veryhotyten: please
Parrotsarelife: I told you no
Parrotsarelife: I don't want you to do bad stuff with it
Veryhotyten: I'd probably do what you did with my pictures
Parrotsarelife: ...
Parrotsarelife: the answer's still no
Veryhotyten: but Johnny :(
Veryhotyten: I wanna see you <3
Parrotsarelife: come by my dorm
Veryhotyten: call
Veryhotyten: but I don't know where you live
Parrotsarelife: good luck finding me
Veryhotyten: come on baby boy
Parrotsarelife: no
Veryhotyten: you always say no to everything
Veryhotyten: do you hate me?
Parrotsarelife: yes
Veryhotyten: :(
Veryhotyten: its all cool bih
Veryhotyten: I know you secretly love me with all your heart <3
Veryhotyten: I love you too my sweet little munchkin
Parrotsarelife: I'm taller than you
Veryhotyten: so?
Parrotsarelife: I'm not little
Veryhotyten: does that apply to other parts?
Parrotsarelife: why do you care?
Veryhotyten: babe, it's you of course I care
Parrotsarelife: don't
Veryhotyten: *does*
Parrotsarelife: idiot
Veryhotyten: but I'm your idiot
Parrotsarelife: that's disgusting
Veryhotyten: your heart fluttered
Veryhotyten: didn't it?
Parrotsarelife: um no
Veryhotyten: that "um" seems unsure
Parrotsarelife: my heart didn't flutter
Veryhotyten: <3
Veryhotyten: I know it did
Parrotsarelife: whatever makes you sleep at night
Veryhotyten: <3
Veryhotyten: <3
Veryhotyten: <3
Veryhotyten: I'm a very loving person
Veryhotyten: <3
Veryhotyten: love me
Parrotsarelife: stop
Veryhotyten: I'm not even doing anything
Parrotsarelife: you're being annoying
Veryhotyten: I hate that word
Parrotsarelife: you're being hard to stand right now
Veryhotyten: but you keep up with me cause you love me right?
Parrotsarelife: more like I'm bored and you're the only one that's bothered to even talk to me
Veryhotyten: that's sad
Veryhotyten: but I'm always here my love
Veryhotyten: now send me a pic
Parrotsarelife: [image attached]
Parrotsarelife: just to shut you up
Veryhotyten: I busted a couple of nuts just now
Parrotsarelife: gross
Parrotsarelife: that's why I never send pics
Veryhotyten: it's better to bust nuts then have trouble getting it up by looking at your face. It's a compliment.
Parrotsarelife: you could've just said I looked good
Veryhotyten: but you already know that
Parrotsarelife: that's true
Veryhotyten: [image attached]
Parrotsarelife: nice.
Veryhotyten: just nice?
Parrotsarelife: very nice.
Veryhotyten: can you say what you really think?
Parrotsarelife: those glasses are cute
Veryhotyten: for real
Parrotsarelife: you look cute with glasses
Parrotsarelife: almost innocent
Parrotsarelife: impressive
Veryhotyten: I gotta wear my glasses more often then
Parrotsarelife: how many nuts have you busted?
Parrotsarelife: zero
Veryhotyten: how sad
Veryhotyten: do you have erectile dysfunction?
Parrotsarelife: no wtf
Veryhotyten: just asking
Parrotsarelife: well don't
Parrotsarelife: I can't get it up just fine
Veryhotyten: what about now?
Parrotsarelife: no
Parrotsarelife: stop it
Veryhotyten: <3
Parrotsarelife: you really like sending hearts don't you?
Veryhotyten: yes.
Parrotsarelife: cool
Veryhotyten: why? You don't like it?
Parrotsarelife: I didn't say I didn't like it.
Parrotsarelife: it's fine by me
Veryhotyten: as long as I hear her say
Parrotsarelife: Ten
Veryhotyten: ay papi
Veryhotyten: and I'm crazy but you like it
Veryhotyten: loca loca loca
Parrotsarelife: you're not normal
Veryhotyten: I know
Veryhotyten: I just said I'm crazy
Veryhotyten: but all that aside
Veryhotyten: I have some compromises that involve my right hand so
Veryhotyten: I'll be seeing you in the bathroom soon
Veryhotyten: bye baby. <3
Veryhotyten is offline
Parrotsarelife: Jesus Christ.
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