Chapter 26
Send Noodz ;)Veryhotyten is online
Parrotsarelife is online
Veryhotyten: so you got the hots for me ay?
Parrotsarelife: not the hots
Veryhotyten: you said you liked me
Parrotsarelife: that doesn't mean I have "the hots" for you
Veryhotyten: yeah it does
Parrotsarelife: -.-
Parrotsarelife: no it doesn't
Veryhotyten: admit ittttt
Parrotsarelife: I've got nothing to admit
Parrotsarelife: I already admitted what I needed to admit
Parrotsarelife: and not gonna lie I'm regretting it
Parrotsarelife: ugly
Veryhotyten: but you said I'm cute!
Parrotsarelife: then I said "never mind you're ugly."
Veryhotyten: so you like an ugly boy
Parrotsarelife: pretty much
Parrotsarelife: \o/
Parrotsarelife: change the topic
Parrotsarelife: you're good at doing that
Veryhotyten: do you like chocolate?
Parrotsarelife: yes?
Veryhotyten: do you you like it melted?
Parrotsarelife: I guess?
Veryhotyten: what if i pour melted chocolate all over myself?
Parrotsarelife: then you'd be dirty and burnt
Parrotsarelife: hot chocolate is painful on the skin
Parrotsarelife: call me I'll take you to the hospital to treat your burns
Veryhotyten: @_@
Veryhotyten: smart
Parrotsarelife: OuO
Veryhotyten: what if! I put Nutella on myself
Parrotsarelife: then that's you're problem, you'd be eaten away by ants
Veryhotyten: S M A R T A S S
Veryhotyten: you're no fun
Veryhotyten: I hate you
Parrotsarelife: lol
Veryhotyten: have you heard despacito?
Parrotsarelife: that Justin Bieber song?
Veryhotyten: IT IS NOT A JUSTIN BIEBER SONG
Veryhotyten: i am offended
Veryhotyten: Justin ruined the song
Veryhotyten: anyways have you listened to it?
Parrotsarelife: hold your horses homie
Parrotsarelife: I've listened to it, yes
Veryhotyten: do you know what they say?
Parrotsarelife: yes.
Veryhotyten: I dedicate that song to you
Parrotsarelife: you're not from puerto rico
Veryhotyten: OKAY
Veryhotyten: but "lets do it on beach in Puerto Rico"
Parrotsarelife: do what?
Parrotsarelife: oh oh oh
Parrotsarelife: let's make a party in the beach
Parrotsarelife: we can invite Taeyong and Yuta and Hansol and Jaehyun
Veryhotyten: @_@
Parrotsarelife: lol
Parrotsarelife: I know you're making advances
Parrotsarelife: the answers no
Veryhotyten: are you a nun or something
Parrotsarelife: no
Veryhotyten: you're favorite word seems to be "no"
Parrotsarelife: yes
Veryhotyten: anyways
Veryhotyten: about the i like you
Parrotsarelife: oh no
Parrotsarelife: do you not mean it?
Veryhotyten: what?
Veryhotyten: no idiot
Veryhotyten: of course I meant it
Veryhotyten: I do like you
Veryhotyten: A LOOOOOOOT
Veryhotyten: seriously
Veryhotyten: this has to be bad for my health
Veryhotyten: but yeah whatever
Veryhotyten: what does that make us?
Veryhotyten: we like each other and .....?
Parrotsarelife: uh i don't know
Parrotsarelife: I didn't think this far
Parrotsarelife: I kinda like where we're at right now
Parrotsarelife: did you want something else?
Veryhotyten: I mean duuuuuuh
Veryhotyten: we confessed to each other
Veryhotyten: rather unromantically
Veryhotyten: but we did
Veryhotyten: so what happens after that?
Parrotsarelife: you thought it wasn't romantic?
Parrotsarelife: I thought it was cute
Veryhotyten: you didn't get on one knee
Parrotsarelife: I wasn't proposing Ten -.-
Veryhotyten: so?
Veryhotyten: be creative
Parrotsarelife: no
Veryhotyten: you're emotionally constipated right?
Parrotsarelife: NO
Parrotsarelife: if I was I wouldn't have said I liked you, you hoe
Veryhotyten: whatever you dollar e
Parrotsarelife: I'm expensive, excuse you
Veryhotyten: how much for a job?
Parrotsarelife: I have no s
Veryhotyten: you gotta give me a discount then
Parrotsarelife: I don't give discounts
Veryhotyten: I'm sure you can make an exception for me
Parrotsarelife: no I really can't
Veryhotyten: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Parrotsarelife: a dime e?
Veryhotyten: very funny
Parrotsarelife: ikr
Parrotsarelife: but what is it that you want?
Veryhotyten: you to succ my dicc
Parrotsarelife: never in a million years
Parrotsarelife: any other thing?
Veryhotyten: I don't want to say it
Veryhotyten: because I'm always the one initiating stuff
Veryhotyten: you're constipated Johnny
Veryhotyten: don't deny it
Veryhotyten: do you want some emotional laxatives?
Parrotsarelife: don't be stupid Ten
Parrotsarelife: I initiate our mutual hate
Parrotsarelife: but that aside
Parrotsarelife: okay I knowwww what you mean but
Parrotsarelife: isn't this moving too fast?
Veryhotyten: we've seen each other only three times but, we've known each other longer.
Veryhotyten: I don't know about you
Parrotsarelife: but I'm feeling 22
Veryhotyten: again?
Parrotsarelife: sorry
Veryhotyten: I liked you before I even saw you
Veryhotyten: you being hot was like a bonus
Veryhotyten: ;)
Parrotsarelife: yeah yeah I get it
Parrotsarelife: I liked you too
Veryhotyten: I KNEW IT
Veryhotyten: I HAVE THE PERSONALITY TO BACK MY GORGEOUS LOOKS
Parrotsarelife: conceited much?
Veryhotyten: shut up you incubus
Parrotsarelife: okay?
Veryhotyten: so ask me it.
Parrotsarelife: do you like bananas?
Veryhotyten: I'm serious
Parrotsarelife: do you wanna come over for tea?
Veryhotyten: Johnny
Parrotsarelife: what?
Veryhotyten: forget it
Veryhotyten: I'll get going now
Parrotsarelife: wait wait!
Parrotsarelife: I don't think it's right to do it over text.
Veryhotyten: so when
Parrotsarelife: I'll come over yours if it's okay?
Veryhotyten: when?
Parrotsarelife: when I'm done with finals this week.
Veryhotyten: ooooo, when?
Veryhotyten: actually I have finals this week too
Veryhotyten: kill me
Veryhotyten: I finish Wednesday, you?
Parrotsarelife: Thursday
Parrotsarelife: so I'll go over Thursday night
Veryhotyten: oooo at night? ;)
Parrotsarelife: get your mind out of the gutter
Veryhotyten: one shot one chance
Parrotsarelife: are you making bap references?
Veryhotyten: yes.
Parrotsarelife: unbelievable
Veryhotyten: you gotta stand my song references if you wanna get with me
Parrotsarelife: you're forcing me to get with you
Veryhotyten: like you don't want it
Parrotsarelife: @_@
Parrotsarelife: anyways yes, Thursday night
Veryhotyten: great
Veryhotyten: I'll be waiting, my love
Parrotsarelife: don't ever call me that
Veryhotyten: what do you prefer? Babe or my love?
Parrotsarelife: neither
Veryhotyten: you gotta choose
Parrotsarelife: N E I T H E R
Veryhotyten: but we gotta use pet names!
Parrotsarelife: can I call you ugly
Veryhotyten: no
Parrotsarelife: but that's a pet name
Veryhotyten: ugly is not a pet name
Parrotsarelife: ugly Betty is
Parrotsarelife: I can call you ugly Tennie
Veryhotyten: if you wanna die sure go ahead
Parrotsarelife: wb snake?
Veryhotyten: you're testing my patience.
Parrotsarelife: lol
Parrotsarelife: anyways
Parrotsarelife: let's study so we don't flunk
Parrotsarelife: ttyl
Veryhotyten: ttylxox
Parrotsarelife: another song reference?
Veryhotyten: yep
Parrotsarelife: -.-
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