“Knives are sharp, spoons are round. Dear Tiffany, you’re the greatest love i’ve found.”

“Goddamnit Taeyeon, that’s not how it’s done.”

“Nuh-uh it’s cool babe. I’m trying out something new.”

Tiffany sighed. “Have you been reading those pick up lines online again? How many times must i remind you that it doesn’t work?”

“Yea i was. It seemed pretty cool though.”

“It ain’t cool if you’re telling me at 2 freaking AM in the morning Tae, i wanna sleep so please let me do so.”

“Alright.”

—

“Tiffany!”

“In the kitchen!”

“What’s for dinner?” Taeyeon asked while taking a peek over her girlfriend’s shoulder.

“Pancakes babe. Easy to make yet so delicious.”

“Pancakes? For dinner? Why?”

“I’m lazy and it’s easy to make so why not.” Tiffany replied.

“But i’m in the mood for some steak tonight.”

“Now that’s random.”

“I love it when you make the steak like you.”

“Like me? How am i comparable to a steak?”

“Well done babe, because you’re well done.” Taeyeon replied with a smug look on her face.

“ off.”

—

It was sunday morning where Taeyeon found herself alone at home. Walking over to the dining table, Taeyeon spotted a plate of toast waiting for her. A smile started to spread on her face after Tiffany’s consideration. Pulling out her phone from her pocket, Taeyeon decided to text Tiffany.

[Hey babe.]

[Oh? You’re awake. I’ve left you a plate of toast on the table for breakfast.]

[Thanks. What time are you coming home?]

[I’ll be back probably before lunchtime, i’m just catching up with Yuri after church.]

[Yuri? The dark-skinned Yuri? Kkabyul?]

[Yea that’s the one.]

[I see. Sayyy, Tiffany. Why do you bother going to church every week? It’s not like you’ll be going to heaven anyway.]

[Kim Taeyeon. We are NOT having this conversation again. You are entitled to have your own beliefs and i respect that, so please do respect mine as well.]

[You can forget about going to heaven because it’s a sin to be looking so fine. Xoxo.]

[… Why am i dating you?]

—

Tiffany unlocked the door to see Taeyeon lying on the couch with a bag of chips on her stomach. Shaking her head at such an unhealthy lifestyle, Tiffany walked to the couch and took away the bag of chips from her girlfriend.

“Hey! I was still eating that.”

“This stuff is bad for you Tae, you aren’t even exercising regularly. Too much of chips would make you go fat.”

“You know i hate running. It to sweat anyway. Well, except in the bedroom.” Taeyeon snickered at her own joke.

“Whatever Tae. Could you please order dinner?”

“Sure. Junk food?” Taeyeon asked, only receiving a glare in return.

“What do you think?”

“Chinese food then. You might want to grab a shower while waiting for dinner to come, seeing as to how you’ve been running the whole day.”

“The whole day?” Tiffany asked in confusion, “I just went out for my run an hour ago?”

“You’ve been running through my mind the whole day babe.”

“…. .”

—

As Tiffany sat at the table with a candlelit dinner between her and Taeyeon, she couldn’t help but feel grateful for everything that Taeyeon has done. She had even decided to forgive Taeyeon for all the stupid pick up lines that her girlfriend had been using these past few weeks, seeing as to how lovable Taeyeon was at the moment.

“Taeyeon, you know i love you right?”

“Yea babe. Is the dinner good? I cooked it personally after watching Gordon Ramsay on Youtube.”

“It’s great Tae, you don’t have to be so nervous about it.” Tiffany replied, nothing that her girlfriend was looking slightly nervous.

“I’m not nervous, i’m just worried that the food might not be to your liking. I read online that bad food doesn’t go well with a proposal.”

“Pr-proposal?”

“Uhm… .” Taeyeon facepalmed.

“You’re proposing to me? Like right now?”

“Yes babe. I love you and i want to spend the rest of my life with you. I have two words for you, perhaps the two most important words of my life.”

“…” Is this where Taeyeon says the words ‘Marry me?’ 

“I love you.”

“Yes! I will-, wait what?”

“I love you.” Taeyeon repeated.

“You aren’t going to ask me to… marry you?”

“I was, but i already know the answer to my question so i thought i could save myself some saliva. How were my two words to you?”

“….. That’s three words by the way. I. Love. You. See? Three words Tae.”

“It’s two, because U and I, are one.”

“Goddamnit Taeyeon, not again!”